@skinnyprinsess
"of course blood donation should not be a part of your weight-loss plan" ok well there are a lot of way worse parts of my weight-loss plan but go off university of sandiego 💅
antipsychotics made me insatiably desperate for carbs. binged my way into a 100lb weight gain over the course of a year. stopped taking them ama & became an alcoholic instead. slowly working on putting myself back together. ❤️🩹
"would u eat this for your ugw" "would u eat that for your ugw" not only would I eat it, I would take one for the team & eat one for each of my mutuals so they can also have their ugw, you & your food do not scare me at all
I feel that I’m a terrible person and the world makes my life bad on purpose because of something bad I did but I don’t even know what it was that I did so wrong
@g0rebarbie
as a former grocery store cashier I can't tell you how many times customers were like, "lol you probably think all these assumptions about me for what I'm buying" when in actuality I was only thinking about how much I wanted to go home/**** myself
i hate how eating like a normal person improves my athletic performance so much like i just went for a run & burned 700cal like it was nothing?? why can't I do that on a 2000cal deficit? very annoying
knowing that it will never end & that I'll never get to be "normal" about food, knowing that if I let go & stop fasting/restricting I will just binge my way back to my hw & beyond
idk who needs to hear this but hypokalemia will literally k1ll you & getting a potassium iv was actually the most painful thing I've ever experienced so please take your electrolytes seriously.
I know hypokalemia (low potassium) is serious but like is it THAT serious for me? Idk I’m debating whether or not I should tell my mum I don’t wanna get hospitalized but I don’t wanna die cuz I’m fat and that would be embarrassing
g00gle news: hey did you know you can tailor your feed? what kind of things do you want to see?
me: ok, I like cute animals and puppies and stuff
g00gle: perfect, here are some stories for you!
[animal ab*se]
[local animal ab*se]
[horrific animal ab*se]
[graphic animal ab*se]
do any other fasters pretend to be a caveman 🙈 like if I'm thirsty on a walk I pretend I'm journeying to a fresh water source, or when I prepare my food to break my fast I pretend I've hunted/gathered it
just got "randomly selected for additional screening" at the airport & tsa agent is telling me to buy the book she self-published about overcoming homosexuality as she's literally got her hands all over my tatás anyway I'm never flying again
omg help someone dared me to play the
@CruddyMary
game (you know, where you stand in front of a dark mirror with a candle and chant 'Cruddy Mary') and I did it and this expired milk appeared in my bathroom, is my house haunted now???
spouse says to me this morning that we can't hang out tonight because he has DnD but that "we can probably do something tomorrow" I sure hope so because it is my birthday tomorrow 😅 do we think he forgot?
things my pom has tried to fight:
a st. Bernard
a clown halloween decoration (valid)
a bluey inflatable (also valid)
the 3 wisemen in a nativity scene (just them for some reason?)
a baby deer statue
a bearcub statue
the high school track team
every crow ever
several plastic bags
fuck vanity sizing, when I got married ~7 years ago my measurements were 34-25-35 and my dress was a snug size 4. those are NOT size 0 measurements 😭 companies are just out here slapping size 0 on whatever
@pinkcorpsebride
"eVeN iF yOu'Re nOt rELiGiOuS tHe dEviL StiLL FiNdS wAyS tO gEt To YoU" man that's like telling someone if they don't believe in Santa he'll still bring you coal
🤡-behavior
@Unstableinpink
blowing your ebt on namebrand food is crazy, I live in a less expensive part of the US but feed myself very easily on $35/week, and I get plenty of treats/junk out of that