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Thanks for the shout!
@ChrisWillx
Did not have ‘one of my favorite podcasters reading my Autoblow 3000 take’ on the 2024 bingo card.
(P.S. subscribe to the PW Daily — link in my bio) 🏴☠️
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Cards Against Humanity could have been the first drunk party game ever played on Mars. Instead, they chose the approval of dudes with neckbeards.
My take from today’s Pirate Wires Daily 👇
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Today, 𝕏 filed suit against a group accused of organizing an advertiser boycott of the platform.
Check out my primer on this global advertising network below 👇
Internal emails revealed by a governmental report suggest that GARM — a global cabal of the world's biggest advertisers that 𝕏 and Rumble filed lawsuits against today — polices speech online by leveraging its influence over the advertising space to starve ideologically
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PSA: The videos of me being drunkenly removed from the Outback Steakhouse last night are “cheap fakes.”
Please stop sharing this misinformation.
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For all of its flaws, at least we can say this about “VCs for Kamala”
She finally has an affinity group that isn’t more segregated than a city bus in 1950s Alabama!
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If you only read mainstream news analysis of last night’s debate, you likely missed Tim Walz once again claiming (wrongly) that hate speech isn’t protected under the First Amendment.
My latest for Pirate Wires 👇
Walz Doubles Down on Punishment for Hate Speech, MSM Continues to Ignore It
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reiterated his belief that “hate speech” isn’t protected under the First Amendment at last night’s vice presidential debate.
The remarks came after Trump VP pick JD Vance
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“Ask not how your country can help you get hammered, ask how you can get hammered to help your country.”
TGIF, folks. My take from today’s edition of the best daily newsletter on the internet 🥃👇
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LFG!!! 🚀
(ps thank you Elon for supporting free speech when ‘folksy’ governors won’t)
The Democratic Party openly wants to take your freedom of speech under the guise of what THEY deem to be ’hate’
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A worthy project that signals a clear shift for the industry (TechCrunch notwithstanding...)
Read my first full-length for Pirate Wires — all about the new merit-based job board that’s here to disrupt the DEI paradigm. 👇
Tech’s Merit-Based, Mission-First Job Board
When Scale CEO Alexandr Wang recently posted about his company’s policy of hiring for MEI (merit, excellence, and intelligence) over other factors like race or gender, the reception to his announcement perfectly illustrated the vibe
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Pirate Wires being recognized as a ‘broletariat revolution’ and you’re still blackpilling?
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dems really went from ‘don’t question the vaccine’ to ‘I can heal tumors with my hands’
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Mr. Hoffman is shocked — SHOCKED — that the left-wing government he bankrolled is doing traditionally left-wing things!
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CrowdStrike is reportedly sending out apology gift cards to Uber Eats.
Here’s why they shouldn’t be spending a dime! 👇
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-The de facto piece on the rise of frat bro chad maximalism
-Bombshell interview with one of the most sought after individuals in tech
-A litany of fire daily takes in between
-(It is only Thursday)
LFG. Onward 🏴☠️
Jack Dorsey raised eyebrows last week after revealing he resigned from Bluesky’s board, and calling both X and Nostr "freedom technologies."
Today,
@jack
is in Pirate Wires, giving an exclusive long-form interview to
@micsolana
. In the conversation, Jack provides the backstory
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we are about to witness historic levels of yas kween girlbossing over these next few months
pray for america 🙏
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ok seriously why do all presidential assassins go by 3 names
it’s time we conduct a full scale investigation into the 3 name community
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i try not to think about competitors too much, but i cannot stop thinking about the aesthetic difference between pirate wires and carnival cruise line’s “pizza pirate”
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Me: I promise I won’t get too political at the family dinner
*3 drinks later*
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
Your drug mules, your exploitable cheap labor, your adherents of Sharia Law
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California citizens: ‘Hey can you make shoplifting illegal again?’
Newsom:
Today, California state lawmakers are set to vote on a package of 14 anti-crime bills intended to curb retail theft and drug trafficking.
But there’s a catch — top Democratic leaders in the state are trying to implement poison pill provisions that would make these new anti-crime
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“could I have a bit less taxes, please?”
california:
The Senate just passed our first-in-the-nation legislation (SB 961) to require new vehicles to be equipped with passive speed governors — alerting drivers when they exceed 10 MPH over the speed limit.
Studies show that this technology gets people to slow down. It saves lives.
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small domino: some naked dudes in ancient greece decide to go on a super long run every 4 years
big domino:
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The White Dudes for Harris call was going great until Jeffrey Toobin forgot his camera was on
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A VP nominee who was picked on merit and who wants to crack down on DEI will add an interesting wrinkle to the VP debates for... reasons..
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I’m just glad that the testimony from a disbarred guy who lied to Congress and then admitted to more lies in court wasn’t just relied on as the major piece of evidence in a court decision that will cause half the country to lose faith in our justice system or anything like that
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@PirateWires
@AJ_Odyssey
remember: every subscription to the free pirate wires daily newsletter is a silent “f*ck you” to brazilian bureaucrat dictators.
send the message 👇
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nannies and wapo opinion writers agree — 59 year old balding lawyer doug emhoff is a sex god
my analysis in today’s pirate wires daily 😘👇
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I’m one of those crazy types who thinks 5 assassination teams on US soil targeting a presidential candidate is slightly more newsworthy than cat memes 🤷♂️
Breaking: DHS knew of 5 assassination teams after Trump before 2nd attempt: Gaetz
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the king is back
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!
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We were warned...
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A voter turnout initiative featuring UFC fighters shotgunning hard seltzers? I’m intrigued.
My take on “Send the Vote” from today’s
@PirateWires
Daily 👇
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Early this morning, while everyone in the United States slept, President Biden was participating in the G7 summit in Italy. His stamina is so impressive. He’s constantly traveling around the world working for us no matter what time it is. It’s remarkable.
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hey, could we maybe put a man on the moon again?
nasa: what tf is a man
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chads are in control
from widespread celebration of the frat boy patriots to tech's embrace of the juiced up CEO, anti-masculinity is over. america is entering the age of chad.
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sorry for doing 70 in a school zone with an open keystone light in the cupholder, your honor
I was in “founder mode”
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Buttigieg: People in tech are only backing Trump cuz they’re rich
Elon: ...I lost my son
MUSK: I was tricked into giving puberty blockers to my son. These are sterilization drugs. My son Xavier is dead. They call it deadnaming for a reason. Killed by the woke mind virus. This is the reason I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.
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Let’s check in on Biden at Camp David:
Rawdogged the entire morning and early afternoon without Adderall. Accidentally felt empathy. Hardest several hours of our life.
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🔥🔥🔥
In some huge news, we just launched the Pirate Wires site, an independent home for our community and work. It's been a long journey, with miles more to go, but I've never been so excited for the future. Raise the banners, light the fires, tell everyone:
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You’re still taking Adderall, anon?
Everyone knows Ozempic is the real drug for those serious about building.
My blood sugar may be cratering, but GDP is so fucking high.
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in which some intern pretending to be elaine from seinfeld sends a fundraising text saying trump is gonna “round people up in camps” (?)
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Reality > Hype Cycles
Doubt Elon’s ability to distinguish between the two at your own peril
Riley from
@PirateWires
makes a great point:
AI can replace mediocre journalists, but not the best rocket scientists
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I saw a Hatian migrant eating one of these at a park in Springfield, Ohio
MrBeast, KSI, and Logan Paul are releasing ‘Lunchly’, a Lunchables competitor
It will feature Prime, Feastables chocolate, and a variation of food
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she was so real for that
“the comparison of wealth to gains or income is fallacious, with policy conflating them destructive. no profit can exist before it’s realized, and investment is the engine of prosperity.” — sydney sweeney
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Imagine losing a rap battle so bad Tupac’s relatives hit you with a cease and desist.
Tupac Shakur’s estate threatened to sue Drake over alleged AI-generated voice in diss track
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cig aesthetics > grown men larping as wizards
A majestic visualization of the toroidal structure and flow of a smoke ring
[📹 Titus Edwards]
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I am begging for one singular week w/o weird shit happening on planes.
NEW: Atlas Air Boeing 747-8 cargo plane forced to make an emergency landing at Miami International Airport after an engine appeared to catch fire.
What is going on with Boeing?
The plane took off at 10:32pm and immediately circled back to land.
It landed back at the airport 14
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Create a horny AI girlfriend. Base it off Scarlett Johansson in the movie Her. Literally tweet “her” after launch. Nice. That’ll get them talking. “Hey Samantha — err, I mean ScarJo — can we use your voice?” She tells you to f off. You do it anyway.
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Google's Culture of Fear
inside the dei hivemind that led to gemini's disaster
New reporting from
@micsolana
Last week, following Google’s Gemini disaster, it quickly became clear the $1.7 trillion-dollar giant had bigger problems than its hotly anticipated generative AI tool
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North Carolina frat bros are about to throw a $460k patriotic Project X and you’re blackpilling?
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"Latine" is the Mastodon-way of referring to your Hispanic friend.
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Everyone please leave Taylor Lorenz alone, she has important investigative work to do like *checks notes* figuring out what’s up with all the trad wives on her new platform.
My take from today’s Daily 👇
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holy shit
Here's 2 minutes of Tony Hinchcliffe jokes from the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix tonight. He absolutely murdered.
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Sure when Carville says it he's making a prescient point about the shifting American political landscape, but when I say it I'm "overserved" and "need to leave the Outback Steakhouse"
Democratic strategist James Carville: "Too many preachy females’ are ‘dominating the culture of the Democratic Party"
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*Democrat nominee potentially days away from dropping out in historic fashion*
WIRED: JD Vance uses Venmo 😱
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Brb, my password just leaked
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“Do you actually want to globalize the intifada and dismantle the patriarchy or are you just on SSRIs” is a question we need to be asking more
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I think we can all agree Diddy went too far at the LSD AGI CNC party.
He took “move fast and break things” way too literally and will no longer be invited in the future.
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