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If you're a freelancer, salesperson, or entrepreneur wanting to using cold email to:
• book meetings with whale clients no one else can get
• change jobs or generate better career opportunities
• secure partnerships from prominent investors
My new guide, Unlock The World
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@ereguly
@globeandmail
This is called Pacing and Leading, or Priming, or Predictive Programming. "Oh look, theres 'support' for this thing we want to implement anyway, and will implement regardless of public opinion"
Europe is up in arms over mandates.
manufactured consent.
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after a year of frequenting the local Whole Foods i finally meet a baddie
And best of all... she was examining MAGNESIUM brands in the vitamins aisle
so i mentally review my
@Grimhood
notes and sidle up to mansplain some mag knowledge
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I know this is somewhat uncouth to share but:
In September I broke $10k+/mo since going full-time on self-employment ~10 months ago.
I know that's small potatoes to some, but it's significant for me and some dependents of mine.
I'm keeping my lips shut about it offline...
But
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@THEBROTHERTIGER
and you just know this guy's calendar was absolutely jam-packed with meetings, reports, and other nonsense
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@theChrisDo
Agreed. Allow me to cheekily share the cold outreach email that got me freelance work with YOUR company :)
Spot the difference...
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I demolished every single goal I had for this year:
- quit job, went all in on self-employment, went from 0-10K+/mo in 9 months (and kept it there...so far 😅)
- built network of amazing copywriters, marketing professionals, and others
- got into best shape of my life
- made
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So I've been taking a 1/2 tsp of baking soda right before bed, and having the best sleep in YEARS.
What gives?
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Your copywriter might be functional but are they FUNKY.
No. They are not.
But I am.
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Today I deposited a check at the bank.
It wasn’t a very big check.
Just a few grand…
(these days that doesn’t get you very far!)
But it was still significant to me.
The check was mailed to me by a client, 2500 miles away in New York, after agreeing to work together on a
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Never in my life did i think id see a sardines bus stop ad
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If you want to work together I promise I won't call you the r word. (I'm truly very polite and mild-mannered)
DM's open.
how am i supposed to resist hiring this person? will report back w/ results
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I feel like I've finally gotten everything I wanted.
And yet in a way, I know my life is just beginning.
Thank you to everyone that's been in my corner, past and present, big ways or small.
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@RealDavidMendes
learning how to apply for a position, get an interview, work under a boss/mentor, navigate a remote work/company/office environment, and produce results under specific KPI's and expectations will do much for for the average 18-22 year old's development than "ayy wifi mon-eeey"
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Tales From The Lead Gen Trenches:
Sharing the cold outreach strategy I used to book hundreds of C-level meetings at large companies
(large = $500M+ in annual rev)
Pull up a seat by the fire my friend, and let me regale you with tales from the realm of big boy lead gen…
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Made it to the finals at a battle last night
Therefore i am now declaring myself twitters
#1
dance battler
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1 month of branded mouthtape: $35
bajillion years worth of the mouth tape
@tigerjvideo
recommended: $7
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almost everyone pursuing high levels of achievement is on something
TRT, adderall, modafinil, vyvanse, piracetam, phenibut, kratom, nicotine, caffeine
there are tradeoffs but don't let anyone fool you. Pretty much everyone is using
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The founder of
@Rebellion
Games has the coolest, hardest LinkedIn profile ever and it's not even close
(he makes all the sniper elite games and then just studies Knights and hangs out with horses, castles, and armor)
@RebellionJason
respect
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apologies to the Cali mutuals but I had fun with this one...
And i took it personally
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About a week ago, I earned my first dollar as a dancer.
I was paid $250 to dance at some Bar Mitzvah in a small town in British Columbia.
(that's me looking like a total chav in the shirt they gave me... "you had me @ shalom")
For a long time now, I've been thinking about how
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@AJA_Cortes
@BowTiedBull
2015-2017 was massive for this
i know people that had chinese couples knock on their front door and offer to buy their house...
all in cash
(these were multi-million dollar properties)
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Stagnation.
Scarcity.
Stress.
Capitulation.
Urgency.
Effort.
Desperate attempts to progress.
Prioritization and determination.
“Ok that was way easier than I thought.”
“What the fuck”.
Tidy up loose ends.
Small win.
Motivation.
Bigger win.
…and we’re flying again.
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new side quest unlocked:
pooping on disingenuous people that lie about the world to my family
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Every time I've made progress, it's been from a period of courageously and tirelessly throwing myself into activities that make me feel uncomfortable and that I have no natural experience doing
anima integration
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@DeeperThrill
Tis a strange and small poultice friend, one thou doth place betwixt the lip and gum, and after barely a moment or two, sharpens the mind and quickens the wit!
Now its back to work in the pitch mines for you
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In the last 48 hours I rewrote most of clients new info offer, whipped up sales page and email sequence, and launched to ~10K email segment this morning.
about to cross 15K
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you can be anon and you can shitpoast
But if all you do is anonymous insincere larping
you're a lil bit soft, aren't ya bud
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Side effect of conservatism becoming ‘uncool’ over the past few decades:
Sincerity suffered the same fate.
“Why so serious bro”
“Tryhard”
“Cringe”
When lies replace Truth you cant allow passionate genuine people to rise because everyone eventually follows their leadership
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People that don't have much business development experience love to poop on cold email.
It's really an ego thing. They want to flex that they either:
a) receive lots of cold emails and are oh-so-important
b) don't have the need to send cold emails (for a variety of reasons,
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In high school I knew this kid named John.
He was small for his age, and got bullied a fair bit. Nothing major. Just words (usually).
John was one of the most cheerful, positive people I’ve ever met.
I always remember how all the nasty digs seemed to just slide off him.
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@MattChambrs
@ryanckulp
Every word in this email is deliberately chosen to capture and maintain attention in a persuasive fashion, based on the audience I’m writing to.
Making sweeping judgements on my “integrity” because of this is silly. God bless you and your family.
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Just drove past a zoomer bus driver that looked exactly like this, nearly cracked a rib laughing
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Every so often I think about this photo my mom took last summer…
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@Wmunro96
@Pat_Stedman
I also seem to recall Jack Murphy sneaking in a few shots at
@Pat_Stedman
after the events last year.
Almost exactly 1 year later both ‘critics’ get absolutely wrecked...another W for karma
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This was taken by a beautiful french-speaking australian girl who i may elope with
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update
In the last 48 hours I rewrote most of clients new info offer, whipped up sales page and email sequence, and launched to ~10K email segment this morning.
about to cross 15K
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Once again grappling with the fact Im spiritually American
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The Three Types of Copywriters:
1. The Charlatan
This type is everywhere at the moment. Short term rent-seeking opportunists, usually young (and dumb)… sees copy as a means to end.
Will be gone in a year or less.
2. The Journeyman
Reliable, diligent, tries hard. Buys
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For a long time, I struggled with fear of failure.
But lately I’ve realized I’m truly afraid of success.
Fear of failure became a rationalization, a story I tell myself, when the real fear is about the old, comfortable life I have to leave behind to grow.
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Few know that forklifts are not forklifts.
They are flow state generators.
Pulling down a $100,000 Kalamazoo grill pallet, from the top racking, in a tight space... gives you no choice but to find flow.
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pretty much all popular twitter influencer talking points are downstream of posts from 140+ iq anons from 5 years ago
in every niche
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my parents maine coons always end up looking like some sorta rockwell painting
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Does anyone want to read a thread about the direct mail strategy I used to get meetings with C-level executives at large companies (500M+ in revenue)
Might do it. Fun stories
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I make fun of the “did you feel that energy shift” posts as much as the next guy…
But something does feel different lately.
Effortlessness. Unclogged creativity. Unrivalled confidence.
Every goal feels in reach and inevitable.
Perhaps just the extra sunshine…
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@SolBrah
Make sure to go to the Sacré-Cœur. The energy in there is phenomenal. And just stroll around Montmartre
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@visakanv
There's this unintended 'digital gatekeeping' effect from the internet, where beginners who want to do something usually get confronted with *the best in the world and of all time*, all at once.
You see people with oceans of talent and lifetimes of experience
Can b discouraging
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Threw down some rounds this weekend. Another choreo show next saturday. And biggest battle of the year in 2 weeks
At this point, learning choreography is way more difficult+nervewracking than freestyling in a battle
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friend just sent me leaked footage of the strange object all these new e-girls are reportedly spawning out of
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For a long time I based a lot of my identity around being this introverted, independent, lone wolf wonder-kid that could take on the weight of the world in solitude.
I thought I'd do it all alone, slay the dragon, and return the gold to the people in one big extroverted finale.
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I can’t relate to people that don’t value originality in business.
You have one life, and you want to be version 37 of something?
I can understand copying tactics, ads, small elements…
But copying the fundamental ethos of someone else’s creation?
Seems whack, tbh.
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never read the 48 laws of power, never will
robert greene looks like he got his lunch money stolen one time and never recovered
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Returning to posting to share tragic news
The “swap” has happened
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A few years ago, I was struggling. I wanted to become a better dancer, but made almost zero progress. I sabotaged myself constantly. Defeated by Resistance.
One night, I decided to go to one more practice. Before heading out, I asked God for a sign that I should keep trying to
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Birthday today.
-planned trip to NYC with dance crew
-worked all day
-dinner with fam
-studio practice
Setting the tone.
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spent past 2 days with nonstop sciatica.
No sleep. Can't sit down for more than 10 seconds
Nerve pain is no joke. Wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
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the comments are incredible
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@thedulab
One of the ways you know it's at least partially inborn:
you can see it from very early on, in preschool, elementary school, etc
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who am i kidding, yesterday I:
-opened a tin of wild planet sardines in the middle of country club
-bought 4 packs of ground bison and hag daz for din
-met the COO of a tech startup in the lineup of a dance battle
it'd b remiss not to share such valuable insights with the tl
twitter now:
-content schedulers posting watered down tripe
-a few original thinkers, fewer still who actually embody their ideas irl
-a few OGs
time to dip out, later suckaz
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me staring at the guy who walks into dry sauna, dumps 2L of tap water all over the heater, then leaves after 10 min
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The secret underrated copywriting productivity supplement that gurus don't want you to know about:
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In the 15-50lbs section where the true ectomorphs belong
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for tonights edition of boyhash bulkslop, we have some:
-bacon + bison sausage
-sweet potato
-bit of mustard, salt, garlic, and cinnamon
-egg yolk
bit of a trial run of sorts for an upcoming potluck dish
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update: i pulled it off
working on big, tricky conversion event for a client
if i pull it off im a legend (in my mind)
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gonna live tweet me eating a bulb of raw garlic
stay tuned for this evening
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Old white/brown rice, 4 hot dogs, raclette, baldersons cheddar, ground mustard, ketchup, selo olive oil (sorry martin), and a dash of wocstershire
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@PaulPublisher
People under 25 (30??) really need to stop blasting out ‘metaphysical advice’ on here
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far too many paste eaters on twitter now
telltale signs of a paste eater:
- takes orals/test yet still has teletubby physique
- uses cookiecutter language and dogwhistles like "mfs" "ghey" and "dorks"
- pushes zero-integrity lifestyle; a follower masquerading as a leader
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Overheard toddler at the tennis club:
"I don’t LIKE coffee! Im not an adult."
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Copy I've written:
- pitch deck copy for crypto founder (onchain derivatives protocol)
- cold email scripts for enterprise strategy consulting firm
- weight loss product launch
- some of the best ecomm emails out there
- post purchase emails for 5M+ sub YouTuber
Be adaptable
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current diet giving me human rocket fuel:
-medjool dates
-eggs
-ground lamb/bison/beef/picahna
-potatoes/yams/white rice
-greek yogurt
-raw honey
-wild blueberries, raspberries
-occasional cheese/bacon/ice cream/whole milk
-coconut water/gerolsteiner/fresh OJ
-whey/collagen
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