My old man neighbor just told me that he thought this was a bulletproof vest company. He thought every Saturday I got a new box of bulletproof vests delivered
I went to the dentist today and jokingly said “do I have to take off my face mask” and she simply said “yes” and then I did and we proceeded in silence
Last night I told the bartender my last name was O’Flanagan and he goes “tonight is your night bro!” and I thought he might hook up some free drinks and then my tab was $182
i loved christmas as a kid. the lights. the music. sitting on santa's lap at the mall. feeling his hard cock against my tender virgin ass. gingerbread houses. etc
A California court has ruled bees can legally be considered fish under specific circumstances.
Expanding the definition of fish to include invertebrates makes them eligible for greater protection from the Fish and Game Commission, the court wrote.