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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 | vegan 🌱💖 | virgo ☀️ gemini 🌙 pisces 🌅 | she/her
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You have the fucking money to stop it bitch
Half a billion animals have died in the fires 😭
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saying goodbye to my friends as I leave the bar to have sex with a hot guy who probably doesn’t know how to read
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“Did you cum?”
Did I cum? Did you feel the glorious euphoria that is a woman’s orgasm? Did the heavens open above for the angels to rejoice?? No I didn’t cum get out of my house Brandon
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I was super drunk at a guy’s house the other night and apparently said “I want to fuck you so bad” and he said “really?” and I said “maybe... I think” and so he said I should go to sleep and tucked me in. Consent is really not hard guys. If she’s drunk or unsure, just don’t do it
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Last night my 35 year old friend had a pregnancy scare because she didn’t know antibiotics reduce the effectiveness of birth control. Ladies, how many of you know this? I sure didn’t. Want to lower the abortion rate? Improve comprehensive sex ed. Don’t ban abortions.
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Guys are always like “women are such gold diggers” and it’s like no Brad, I literally make more money than you, I just want you to pay for my drinks because my foundation cost more than your entire outfit
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Women insta story a meal they cooked being like “wifey material.” bitch! no! Chopped material!!! Great British Bake Off material!!! Secure the bag sis, not some man who’s gonna expect you to cook and clean and wipe his ass for him!!
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I just sent a boy a nude and he responded “strong effort” I am going to end it all
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Should men who refer to women as “females” have rights? Be honest
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A boy I’ve been on two (2) FaceTime dates with just sent me a 2-page-long breakup text. What
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My ideal boyfriend monitors my Spotify activity so he knows when it’s ok to joke around with me and when he needs to Postmates fries and a milkshake to my house
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I had a hot 6’5 british man go down on me, make me pancakes, take me on a walk through the English countryside, and buy me a poetry book from a used book store to “remember him by” yesterday morning. And there are like 5 coked out “actors” in LA who aren’t texting me back. Huh
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My ex asked what I’m gonna do without him? Idk? Orgasm?
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If y’all ever catch me so much as LOOKING at a boy named Matt ever again you are legally required to punch me in the face
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Me: boys are dumb I hate them all
Also me:
boys boys
boys boys boys
boys boys
boys boys
boys boys
boys boys
boys
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i am LOSING MY MIND at this shirt my friend saw today
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@ThisHungryPanda
@jasminericegirl
this actually isn’t true!! he can detach the penis but he will die afterwards. there’s also a 50/50 chance the female octopus will eat him before he gets a chance to have sex with her. every live male octopus is a virgin (and an orphan)
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One time I dated a guy who couldn’t sleep unless he was listening to the audio of The Office and so he would bring headphones to my house and listen to sound recordings after we had sex. In conclusion I have literally no standards for who I will sleep with
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Me buying things I don’t need in the middle of a mental breakdown for the temporary dopamine rush instead of developing healthy coping mechanisms
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Being a woman in this society is so fucked up lol I haven’t eaten a meal in days because of my anxiety and instead of being like concerned for my health my first thought was “ugh yes I look so skinny” what the fuck is wrong with this world
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TW sexual assault // it’s been 7 weeks since I was raped. Seven. Weeks. I just found out the officers who took my report spelled my name wrong and so my evidence was not associated to my police report, so they just stopped investigating. This system is so fucked
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On my date last night I started to explain the octopus reproductive system (as I do) and he already knew about it in great detail. It was then I knew I needed to have sex with him
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Was texting with my hometown hottie cycle instructor and sent him a screenshot that I signed up for his cycle class with the caption “maybe I can squeeze two rides in 😉” and he stopped responding. I’m in unbearable pain
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@thomasjeferstan
I broke up with a guy because I called him out on never planning anything and he said “honestly Jesse I love spending time with you but I don’t think about you when we’re not together”
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I’m making every guy I hook up with in 2019 Venmo me a deposit first. If you ghost after I keep the money. If you’re gonna treat me like a sex worker then you’re gonna pay me like one too and that’s the tea sis
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Ladies, what’s something a guy did for you that you thought was the sweetest thing ever then realized your bar was literally on the floor? Mine was when my ex stopped at CVS to buy a $2 scrunchie for me when we were driving with the windows down bc my hair was getting messed up
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you’re crying over a boy who has your name spelled wrong in his phone
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Will never forget when my old roommate dramatically threw his phone down on the couch and I was like “what’s wrong dude” and he goes “none of these girls on tinder are 10s, I need a 10!!!” and I had to remind him that he was unemployed and slept in a twin bed
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Yeah I’m into BDSM
Being
Devoted to a man who
Says he likes me but
Mentally can’t move on from a girl he dated for 3 months over a year ago so now he’s emotionally unavailable forever
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Lately I’ve been hearing some disturbing chatter that following Hot Girl Summer we will be entering Fuckboy Fall. On behalf of the Hot Girl Council I would like to address the rumors and say that this is FALSE. The season we are entering is “Thotumn.” Thank you.
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@objsucks
told me he was shaky and pale bc he had scurvy but he was actually addicted to vyvanse and had to go to rehab :/
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RAPISTS ARE NOT WEIRDOS WHO HIDE IN BACK ALLEYS. YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE RAPED PEOPLE
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Ladies don’t ever cancel a workout to hang out with some dude... we need to be in fighting shape so when he cheats we can bench press his ass into the sun
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Men are always like “why do you hate men so much” and then I’m like “well I have been raped 3 times for starters” and then they’re like “wait why did you make it so real”
like sir????
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do u think Steve Jobs always wore a turtleneck because he was a total slut w major hickeys
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Last night I was texting this guy I’ve been on 2 dates with and he kept asking why I was in the hospital last week so I finally told him I was raped and he goes “damn... are the friends that you’re with hot?” men are banned from all social interaction until further notice
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I can hear my roommate having sex... she’s not even married... everyone pray for her sins
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My hallmate freshman year was the smartest bitch ever. She bought one piece of ikea furniture and asked any cute boy she met to come over and build it, then when he left she would dissemble it and ask the next cute guy she met to come build it. Work smarter not harder ladies!!
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DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN ON LINKEDIN
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Can you IMAGINE being a man and you are like “let me grab a condom” after 0 foreplay and a woman says “oh well I’m not wet at all” and instead of fingering her or going down on her or paying attention to what she says you go “ok goodnight I guess” I mean WHAT
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If I’m dealing with a guy who’s a bad texter I’ll text him “hey important,” wait 5-7 hours after he responds, then say “sorry lol wanted to tell you to come over so I could suck your dick but fell asleep” and that usually fixes their behavior right away
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I am SICK 👏 AND 👏 TIRED of 29+ year old men who don’t know how to ask a girl out on a date. What is this “Let’s meet up this weekend” BULLSHIT give me a time and a place and let me plan my damn schedule. My life doesn’t involve sitting around waiting for you to text me ALAN
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Hooked up with a military boy and he did not ask me to marry him. Am I ugly
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Today’s tea:
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_(___(____)____(___(__ _
\ block his /
\ number / |
\ and /____|
\ move on / /
\___________ /
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Just so y’all know, women have been trained to protect and police ourselves since the day we’re born in basically every situation, so telling us not to get drunk and to be more careful is uhhh.... not the solution. Tell men not to rape women and not to expect sex.
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Remember when I was dating a guy May 2018 and I got drugged/raped on Cinco de Mayo, then when I was with him the next day, sobbing, telling him what happened and filing the police report, he goes “I’m pretty upset you had sex with someone else” and I dumped him on the spot? Lol
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It’s my first night as the Bachelorette. The first limo pulls up. A suited man strides toward me. He reaches out his hand. “I’m Matt.” My face falls. More men keep walking up. They’re all Matt. I begin to panic. There’s been a mistake. I’m The Mattchelorette.
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ATTENTION: After seeing three (3) photos of a guy I dated 3 years ago who I always considered “my hottest ex” I have concluded that he was NOT hot. He was, in fact, just tall. I can do, and have done, better. Thank you.
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In 2017 I asked my roommate to have her boyfriend get me a date to his work holiday party so I could get back at my ex who also worked there and she said “that’s petty, there are better ways to feel good about yourself” and I knew then and there I couldn’t live with her anymore
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Extremely fun & cool to see lots of men outing themselves as predators and potential rapists in this thread!!!
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I went on a date last week with a guy named Travis and partway through the date he says “yeah, my first name is Matthew, Travis is my middle name” and pulls out his ID to show me??? Ladies, I have been... MATTFISHED!!!!
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@whoavani
@sfergs_
@bthescamma
ugh i’m on my period now and being able to work in bed with a heating pad on me instead of uncomfortably cramping around a million people i vaguely dislike is LIFE CHANGING
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The most recent guy I dated is blockedt but I can’t wait for IG meme pages to pick this up so I can continue haunting him for all eternity, fuck you Jack
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Hey guys if you ever get the urge to text your ex girlfriend who hates your guts to ask her for dating advice may I recommend throwing your phone out of a 34th story window instead
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Can’t stop thinking about when a boy asked me on a date to McDonald’s via Outlook invite
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A guy went down on me last week and I didn’t cum and he was like “I’m really not used to girls not orgasming when I go down on them” and I was like yeah and I’m not really used to guys who have only been with women who fake their orgasms so
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OMG I sent Sara my crush’s Instagram story and instead of responding to me SHE RESPONDED TO HIM and said “ask him if he wants to have sex” we are LOSING IT
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I am allowed to drink, go to music festivals, wear
@SheRatesDogs
merch, enjoy my 26 year old life, and still not be raped. What the FUCK is wrong with you??
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My college best friend has been dating a girl for over a year and just introduced her to me as “the girl I’m dating” and when I asked if she’s his gf he said “no not like that” omg men are awful
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obsessed with my mom finding out i went on a good 2nd date
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why are guys who are just looking to hook up always say they’re looking for “fun”? you know what’s fun? falling in love with someone and eventually finding your lifetime partner. not sucking Jared’s dick before he inevitably ghosts me. but thanks
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when a man tells you you’re “high maintenance” he is really just saying “i’m unwilling to put in the amount of effort required to be part of your life.” keep your standards high queen, don’t let any little bitch baby neg you into thinking you’re too much
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Might fuck around and unblock the guy I just ended things with, text him “you’re not 6’1 you’re barely 5’11” and then re-block him
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I told a guy I wasn’t feeling well to get out of a second date because I didn’t want to tell him I was getting drinks with my ex and he made me this “get well pumpkin” I am truly going to hell
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At some point in every hot girl’s life she shifts her mindset from “what can I say to make this guy like me?” to “how crazy can the shit I say be before this guy doesn’t want to fuck me?” and that is when she is at her most powerful
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My ex texted me out of the blue 3 hours into an amazing 4 hour first date and I just? Do men have some sort of dashboard where they monitor the mood of every girl they’ve fucked so they can intervene when we get too happy? I demand answers
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I’m dressed nicely today and my coworkers keep asking if I have an anniversary celebration after work and I don’t have the heart to tell them that every time I reference my “boyfriend” it’s a different man who I see for 3-4 weeks and then never speak to again
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I sucked your tiny dick in your car in front of my house and acted like it was normal sized why won’t you text me back
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I’ve started dating a guy who lives two blocks from me and all of our dates involve meeting on the street corner and walking to a new bar or restaurant. I feel like this is just like dating in the ‘50s but with shorter skirts and less sexism
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Hey boy, saw you waving that “Saturdays are for the boys” flag around on insta. It got me soo hot. Can’t stop thinking about how much I want you to disappoint me sexually and emotionally. Text me
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@endofanerajc
@brooklynnn_
I had to teach a guy that he didn’t have to turn the water on while he was in the shower and he could turn it on and let it warm up before he got in
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the guy I’m dating saw my tweet about me falling in love w every tall white man with brown hair who exists and he goes “i’m just a commodity to you” and i was like “no babe your dick is much bigger than all those other guys” and now he’s just chillin with a goofy smile lmao men
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My ex works in a pharmacy so when I want to ruin his day I’ll go in and buy Plan B for no reason. Sometimes I go 3 times a day
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women shoot their shot by thinking about you and hoping you get the hint
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I am single I am hot and I have a queen sized bed that I can sprawl in at any hour of the day. And yet my mom still asks when I will have a boyfriend? She wishes me PAIN!!!!
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My office got rid of our business casual dress code to be more “hip” and “LA” and it is absolute anarchy. I just walked past a man in fleece pajama pants with smiley faces on them talking to a man in a full suit. No one asked for this
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It’s truly baffling how many of my dates feel okay blatantly telling me on dates that they don’t like overweight women like ??? just because I’m slim doesn’t give you a pass to let me know you’re a fatphobic piece of shit ??? so bizarre
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A man on bumble just asked if I wanted to get a drink and I said “all bars are closed” and he goes “oh, I’m sure we can find one that’s still open”....... sir???
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he left me
to join
the circus
but it was i
who was
the clown
- rupi kaur
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I’m on a date and I told him I bought a “hot girls for Bernie” shirt and he goes “are you gonna give it to a friend” I hate it here
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Your crush is having sex with someone while you’re checking to see if they’ve watched your Instagram story
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if you’re dating a white guy you’re single to me. tf Dylan gonna do, jackhammer you for 43 seconds and ask “was that good for you”?
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@Baphamette
@ThisHungryPanda
@jasminericegirl
they do! their optic gland that controls motherhood shuts down their digestive system after they give birth and they starve themselves and then her babies eat her
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@danadonly
One time I dated a guy and asked the same thing and he goes “well you just don’t cross my mind when we’re not together” and boy did that set off a spiral
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I haven’t had sex in so long and I’ve never felt less horny because all straight men do is go down on you for 11.5 seconds and ask if it was “good for you”?? Worthless little garbage creatures I don’t want to interact with y’all anymore
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Once I stop falling in love with every single tall white boy with brown hair who exists it’s over for you hoes
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In the 6 days since I deleted all my dating apps I have:
- Given myself multiple orgasms every day
- Accomplished my to-do list through October
- Read an entire book on the science of romantic chemistry
- Caught up on Bachelor in Paradise
- Not cried once
.... ????? !!!!!!
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Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who has an android
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s late and he’s not going to text you to ask you to hang out so take off your makeup and put on your pjs queen you deserve better
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@signulll
saw a similar poster (different guy) in hollywood the other night - women keeping each other safe! we love to see it!
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