@BobcatneySpears

On my way to buy Wal-Mart out of twinkies so I can sell them on the black market after RFK bans them.

Me, seeing a YouTuber or TikToker release a video to address an allegation or problematic association: *scroll* I don't know you personally, and I'm not interested in your drama. I'm just here to be informed and/or entertained.

@ING2Firebrand I'm offended that Grok doesn't know a crotch chop or sweet chin music

@CheeseForEvery1 Buddy, we passed insolvent a few miles back.

@ING2Firebrand AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS SHES BROKEN IN HALF

@ING2Firebrand BAH GAWD KING

@ING2Firebrand It's time to play the game

@aelfred_D They would be if they weren't already dead or injured.

@El___Condor The sleeping kind or your plans for the future?

@ING2Firebrand

@ING2Firebrand You've added breakfast beers to your morning routine?

@EvelynLouise8 Not quite

@stevensongs It’s a six-egg omelette from the penthouse to the outhouse.

RT @JoeKinseyexp: Video of the Year Contender right here. Trust me.

RT @popitforpoppa: just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

RT @Timacious_D: