Thanks for watching the games with us. This was the most fun we ever had on Twitter. We love you guys.
We’ll keep doing some commentaries, so stay with us.
And most of all—remember that crazy time when
#ISL
got into the
#WorldCup
?
We’ll be back. ⚔️
#ARG
free kick.
#Messi
stands over the ball...
...
...
YESSSSSSSSSS
sdflkewnvf
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🇮🇸🌻💗🎯💪💪😋💪😋💗💗💗
AAAAAAAA
ONE ONE
ONE ONE
ONE ONNNNNNNNE
YES
JÁAAAAA
The shield wall holds
WE WILL SMITE THEM ON THE BEACHES
WE WILL SMITE THEM IN THE FIELDS
#ARG
1-1
#ISL
#ISL
made us proud today. Against legendary attackers, the team stood strong: with the pure
#ISL
wind in our sails, we held our own against one of the great footballing countries of the world. Messi: neutralised. Di María: absent. Hannes: immense. A thrilling game.
#ARG
1-1
#ISL
Rumour:
#ISL
's Ice-dragon has been instructed to wait in the park outside the stadium, and only land in the centre circle if called upon by Heimir. We checked: there's literally nothing in the rules of football about unleashing your dragon to incinerate the opposition.
#ARGISL
*stops screaming*
*stands up*
*picks up laptop from then floor*
*dusts self down*
*downs an
@EinstokBeer
*
*stands in silence for ten seconds*
*collects self+
ahem
thank you for bearing with us
Finnbogasson scores a well worked goal.
#ARG
1-1
#ISL
We've received the first photos from the site of the new eruption. Although these are just phone-quality images for now, they still show the majesty and beauty of this brand new volcano. More information and images incoming!
RUMOUR:
#FIFA
are thinking of cancelling the whole tournament and awarding the
#WorldCup
straight to Iceland, for fear of the Norse gods riding forth on waves of deadly fire & incinerating all who stand before them. And that’s just the group stages.
#WorldCupDraw
#SmiteTheWorld
Off comes captain Aron after heroically weathering the
#ARG
siege. On comes Ari Skúason, the maimer, the magician, rumoured to be a cannibal, wearing necklace of ears. We checked: nothing in the rules of football about wearing a necklace of ears.
#ARGISL
#SmiteTheWorld
Icelanders are in high spirits tonight, grateful for the opportunity and proud of our team. Everyone put their best effort in. Except Volkswagen. So keep your chins up, put your shirts on, blame Volkswagen and let’s go forth! Destiny awaits! Fuck Volkswagen!
#SmiteTheWorld
Commentators all chattering about
#ARG
being the obvious winners here. DIdn't they watch
#EURO2016
? We are not cute, cuddly underdogs. We are the vicious, battling, berserk Northmen who sailed over the ocean in a longboat specifically to set fire to the
#ARG
goal.
#ARGISL
#ISL
#Messi
cannot sleep. Just when his eyes close, he jumps awake. Was there a sound echoing around the halls of the hotel?
He tosses & turns, tries to get comfortable; tries to relax. But there it is again! He leaps to his feet & looks around.
What *is* that sound?
#VikingClap
43m: Suarez is tapped on the shoulder; falls down pathetically clutching his head. What is it, a sudden onset migraine? If not, VAR should give him a yellow card for playacting and timewasting.
#URU
1-0
#POR
#URUPOR
#WorldCup
Sub prediction: Rúrik "The Siren".... Oh, they just called it.
ON COMES RÚRIK.
Oh, fuck. Penalty to
#ARG
for not much of anything. First the ref fouls Aron, now this.
....
Here we go...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HANNES
YOU DID IT
WTF
WE WILL SMITE IN
#RUSSIA
WE WILL SMITE ON THE SEAS & OCEANS
WE WILL SMITE FOR
#ISL
, WHATEVER THE COST MAY BE
WE WILL SMITE ON THE BEACHES
WE WILL SMITE ON THE LANDING GROUNDS
WE NEVER SURRENDER
AND TOGETHER, WE WILL
#SMITETHEWORLD
!
#FyrirIsland
#ARGISL
61m: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
... oh wait. Not a goal yet.
A darkness falls over the stadium. It’s the spectre of
#VAR
arriving like Dracula. It proceeds to suck the fun out of the game, then leaves. Disallowed.
#IRN
0-1
#ESP
#IRNESP
#WorldCup
Hannes dives like a breaching minke whale, swatting away another shot.
#ARG
pinning the shield wall back. Hannes saves the shot again. The
#ISL
crowd bangs their swords against shields. Alfreð is struck by a cramp... on comes Sigurðarsson, the walking asteroid strike.
#ARGISL
RUMOUR: Lionel Messi is literally getting messy, tears rolling down his cheeks, wailing, refusing to leave his bedroom, threatening to retire again, punching his pillows, mascara everywhere. That’s right:
#ARG
have drawn
#ISL
in the
#WorldCupDraw
.
#IcelandSmites
#SmiteTheWorld
One of the most exciting things about this
#WorldCup
run is the thousands of kids who watched it, and became inspired to take up the game. Somewhere out there is the world-beating cocky hot-shot striker... the next Eiður Guðjohnsen. This really is just the beginning.
#ISL
So we seem to have four definitive options on who Ireland should cheer for at the World Cup. Time for a poll!
Final vote is the official team of the whole country. So make your choice count.