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D&D / Gayming / Sundry geekery 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥑🏋️‍♂️🐉 Black & Trans Lives Matter (He/him) 🧜‍♂️🧚🦄

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What I ordered vs what I got 😭
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I’m seeing COCK tonight 😍
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@aaron_txt Thoughts/prayers for they/them
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Today marks 7 years since the time I sleepwalked naked out of my flat, locking myself out. That was the start of a long and unusual night.
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Why did young Magneto wear purple but old Magneto wear black? Because the days of fuchsia passed
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@billyL77 This is the same website I got my top above from!
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It’s my birthday and Twitter gave me balloons 🎈
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EPILOGUE Although about a year ago my emergency underpants were stolen and I don’t know what my neighbours now think of me. /REALLY ENDS
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And that’s the story of why I started keeping a pair of emergency underpants under my doormat. /ENDS
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@NichSmith @AttitudeMag @disneyplus Anakin thought it was really important that kids didn’t grow up without their parents.
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I don’t want to oversell it but 2023 is going to have a tough time finding a bigger cultural moment than #TheLastOfUs
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Morning
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2 stone down since October
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@qikipedia I drink cold water to burn extra calories. I consider myself Ford’s nemesis.
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I was trying to return it, but now it might have to become my signature look 🙃 I got it for a costume as a GotG-style ravager. The plan was to wear it over a gold T-shirt so the fact it matches my skin is 😬 and also not very helpful
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I am 40 today! Hello from a field in Glastonbury And Happy Pride! 🌈
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@davidallengreen Dec 2019 Johnson would withdraw the whip from Sep 2020 Johnson
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I ran back inside and waited. I just wanted a sheet or something to wrap myself in. When an ambulance came the paramedics gave me a blanket. They thought this was hilarious. I said “I’m sure this happens all the time.” They said “No.”
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@skett2605 Ideally yes
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@guardian Use of “queer” as an affirming word by queer people goes back to at least the 1980s. The slogan “We’re here. We’re queer. Get used to it!” is from 1990. It’s hardly new. As to Karl’s point that only 15,000 people said they were queer in the census, “queer” wasn’t a given option.
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@mannyaudu @ina__el Lol - she’s Lady Cassandra from an episode of Doctor Who. It’s in the distant future and she claims to be the last human, though she has had some work done.
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@PigUptown Worse news, I think it actually cost £35 😢
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It turns out doctors are much better than nurses at keeping a straight face. One doctor was concerned that I’d be suffering from exposure. Every now and then a nurse would come round the corner and either giggle or say “oh bless.”
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Holiday ready :)
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But eventually mum woke up, she gave me my sister’s number who came and drove me back to mine with my spare key, so I got in, changed, and then made it to college just as they were taking the register 😎
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@Tweet_Dec Abs flex in multiple directions?? This is brand new information, that I might have known if I had abs.
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@KatyMontgomerie Have you seen the Alabama flag though? It looks like it’s trying to say the file is corrupt.
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@AbiBleach My favourite was in 2003 when a commentator said *during a rugby match* “Well that was a real Barnes Wallis there! And for those too young to remember... Barnes Wallis was the inventor of the bouncing bomb... which was used to devestating effect... in the Ruhr Valley in 1943.”
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The next thing I knew, I was pulling the door to my flat closed behind me. I woke up just as the lock clicked shut. I was naked. And I would later learn it was about 1:30am.
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@AlexanderPanda_ @supernannyreact It’s true. There are no chemicals in natural things!
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So, I’d been out drinking with friends, and I came home and went to bed in my new flat I’d moved into 2 days earlier. My first time living on my own! Go me.
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They tried to pick my lock and failed. They called out a locksmith. He said he couldn’t pick it but could change it. I didn’t want him to as that would mean telling my landlord what had happened within *2 days* of me moving in.
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So the paramedics gave me a lift to the hospital, where I was given some scrubs to change into and wait for morning.
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Unfortunately the first phone booth I found wasn’t working so instead I had to run down the street to the *next* phone booth and dial 999.
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My first plan was to go to sleep in the stairwell, then in the morning introduce myself (naked) to my new neighbours and ask if I could borrow a phone for an emergency.
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So, I had a problem. My sister had my spare key, but she lived the other side of London and I didn’t know her number. I knew my mum’s, but she didn’t have a working phone in her room, so I’d have to wait till mum woke up, get my sister’s no, and ask her to come rescue me.
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But after an hour or so I decided it was intolerably cold (it was December after all), so I went downstairs, propped open the main door and ran out to find a phone booth and dial 999.
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These pics were 6 months apart
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(It’s a busy road, even at that time.)
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@benjaminbutter So not just banned from marching but from attending? That rules out half the social events of the summer. And other LGBT community events are presumably political too? 🤬🤬🤬
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@datskapital @jackies_backie I do really like the idea of reading RBG to someone after sex though. I hope some of them try it.
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@WhoresofYore @sacha_coward When the sin eater dies, are the sins they’ve eaten then eaten in turn by the next generation of sin eaters? This sounds like a vast pyramid scheme of procrastinated damnation until it all came due from one man in 1906.
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@closalvarado Omg! Twinsies! ☺️
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What I ordered vs what I got 😭
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Had some pics taken down at the gym…
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@jrawson Can he name any modern bands that contain a trans person? I submit that I’d have an easier time naming modern bands with only cis white men.
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@Ofcom The pressure to withdraw from Stonewall’s Diversity Champions scheme is part of an organised assault on LGBT people. You should be aware of this. Your decision is worrying, and a reversal would be most welcome.
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@mrmikecowan Do you understand that just framing this as a debate causes genuine harm to real lives? There are kids who will not only hear there is something immoral about their feelings, but also hear their parents agree. That really hurts & the pain never fully goes away.
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My most liked on IG is this number I wore for Pride 2019. Was such a fun day!
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By not caring too much about Madonna I’ve basically made £500 today which I can now spend on holidays, men, and loose living
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@completewhore At least it’s cheered someone up 🥲
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Birthday cake is gonna ensure I don’t look like this for Pride so I might as well post here? 🎈
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��You have a woman’s knock, Aaron” #TheTraitors
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@Mike_ODowd Words to live by
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@SkyNewsPolitics @lewis_goodall Whenever she says that she doesn’t answer hypothetical questions, can you fire back with whether she would ever fire nuclear weapons?
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Am I allowed to share this sort of content if it’s my birthday and I’m feeling good at 37? 🎈
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@CSMFHT Easy it’s Hsrltphl oh god and now I’ve summoned demons
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@2wiredSecurity @qikipedia Assuredly not. I think this means I’m winning 🙂
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@BernieTranders Once again, I’m trying to imagine what “over” means here. When all the trans ppl are gone? When they’re all in home imprisonment? I really have no idea.
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I think Vladimir Putin stands with JK Rowling… 😬
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@guardian Every time you post articles tolerant of or promoting transphobia, you make it so much harder for me to justify my subscription. We need centre left media so I want to support you but I can’t if you’re so unconcerned about my trans siblings. If you can’t change, my sub’s finished
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@JackDunc1 I’m worried if I reply to this it’ll do dreadful things to my algorithm
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@JurassicPark2go Were there, in fact, some expenses spared around security?
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Looking for: Someone to sit on the edge of my bed and say “there there” at me.
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@CSMFHT I’m not sure writers of the 20th Century were any kinder to Homer’s career either
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Told a straight man on the tube I was wearing a harness “for fitness”
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@thegoodgodabove 6. Summon plagues of various kinds of animal. I shall start with a plague of red pandas.
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@AttitudeMag You made the right choice. I’m voting Lib Dem tomorrow, in a safe Labour seat. If Labour wanted my vote they shouldn’t have spent the last ten days attacking the most vulnerable people in our community. I hope they take stock of what they’ve been saying once they’re in power.
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@jonlis1 Although if you wanted something to capture the story of her reign as the story of Britain’s declining influence, you couldn’t sum that up better than going from Churchill to Johnson.
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@OhGodWhatNowPod They can actually only call them carrots if they’re from Britain. Otherwise they’re just sparkling orange taproots.
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@PaulBrandITV @itvnews This links in with Ben Hunte’s story that LGBT organisations are refusing to support the Govt’s LGBT event as they see it as just the Govt pinkwashing their bad record.
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Me to every WhatsApp group after a night out
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My time has come
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Really want someone dull & grey who understands accountancy to be prime minister, not going to lie
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@guardian The LGB Alliance website lists 6 campaigns. All 6 relate to removing rights for trans people or legalising anti-trans speech. Even their campaign on ending conversion therapy explains that by ‘conversion therapy’ they mean affirmation of trans people.
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@KatyMontgomerie Don’t they normally call trans women TIMs instead of TIFs? Have they been confused by their own terminology?
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@paulisci Surely even if this had come true, it would be impossible to tell, given that no one could have reached 300yo between 1923 and 2023.
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It’s raining them at #TransPride #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️
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@WhoresofYore It’s when “Kild by a fall down ftairs at St Thomas Apoftle” goes *above* 1 that you need to start worrying.
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Is this top: a) cute and autumnal; or b) too silly?
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Even though my hair’s a mess, probably this one. My favourite cosplay, and one of my favourite days ever.
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what is your favourite ever photo of yourself? you’re only allowed 1, but you can be any age in it
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@McStrolly @datskapital @jackies_backie “My dissenting opinions, like my briefs, are intended to persuade.”
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@Independent Nowhere in the article does it say that he said this. The closest it gets is to say he supports “the implementation of the Equality Act, including the single-sex exemption which allows the provision of women-only spaces”, but that doesn’t mean excluding trans women.
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@HumanityPlague @neilhimself No, he only drinks triple sec with hobbits.
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@DoggoDomination The kind of thinking that imagines a ‘default human’ tends to present that default as being straight, white and male (as well as able-bodied, clearly). I’m not as convinced as she is that you are the one propping up a misogynist belief system.
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@JoshLukeDavis Is there yet any evidence of opposite sex sex in humpback whales, or does the evidence point to humpback whales being exclusively gay?
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I’d like to hear more about Riz Ahmed’s year, please
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Not Sam Coates calling Michael Fabricant “Andy Street’s long term friend”. Is he exploring a new career as a historian perhaps?
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@jaffacakefury @mpollaud @Soapy_Wit_Tank It’s not lack of decency that would stop people selling things to us, it’s that inbound cargo has to be checked which slows everything down. If we allow trucks in without checks then that’s equivalent to legalising every ingredient - which in turn means ppl won’t buy our exports
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Taken last week, but I kinda liked it
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@JimMFelton Thanks for that. The story feels a little like that of Henrietta Lacks, who also unknowingly contributed a huge amount to medicine as a result of a sample taken from without knowledge or consent while she was suffering from terminal cancer.
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I realise I’m 5 years late but I’m watching Schitt’s Creek and Ted growing stubble is the most important event in my life this week
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@AnushkaAsthana @wesstreeting Still think there’s a danger to this. If 15% write letters before 51% want him out, then he survives and can’t be challenged for another year.
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The fact Sura walks her cat will remain iconic #GBBO
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Happy balloon day to me 😊
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Does anyone else have nominally supportive parents but just find themselves unable to tell them anything about their gay/social lives? I just phoned home for the first time in a while, and wanted to mention Brighton, or other Pride events, or anything I’d done, and I just can’t.
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