Rudy Gamble
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I run @Razzball MLB/NFL/NBA projections/tools.
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We designed the
@Razzball
tools to help ANYONE serious about winning in season-long fantasy baseball
The fact our quality's so good
@TheReal_NFC
overall champs & league winners rely on them is b/c we're as obsessive about being great as they are
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A.J. Green and A.J. Brown should trade last names given their ripeness
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The problem is that the phone is two steps to Jeter's left.
Derek Jeter said he has not spoken to Giancarlo Stanton and has no plans to unless there's a reason to.
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Not to add credence to this toxic masculinity bs Tomi is spewing but worth noting Trump puts makeup on every day
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Proposed nickname for Mike Davis is “The Landscaper”.
He works one yard at a time.
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If Kenyan Drake was a team player, he’d change his name to Jingleheimer Schmidt.
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I can see them relocation to Montreal and changing their name to the Eh's.
BREAKING: The Oakland A's will start exploring relocation possibilities after Major League Baseball suggested the organization consider moving to other cities if the Howard Terminal stadium proposal is not approved by local politicians.
News at ESPN:
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In honor of
@MikeTagliereNFL
, we will donate 110% of all fantasy football subscription revenue
@Razzball
this weekend to Tags’ GoFundMe.
#Tags110percent
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If you can file taxes online, you should be able to vote online.
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i'd like to see the Cubs sign Castellanos and trade for Nicky Lopez so they can field a Nicholas/Nick/Nicky/Nico infield
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My wife and I had an abortion past 20 weeks when doctors first diagnosed a fatal chromosomal abnormality (triploidy). Forcing mothers to carry to term so the baby can live in abject pain for a week while friends & strangers point at your wife's belly for 20 weeks is f'in cruel.
Hi
@MeghanMcCain
. I am an OB/GYN, abortion provider & researcher. I'd like to clarify some facts: 65 countries allow abortion at this stage in cases of fetal malformations or anomalies. () The US doesn't have access to early abortion like many countries do.
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I can't believe it took me 10 years to come up with the perfect nickname for Shin Soo-Choo.
Seoul Train.
@Razzball
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Trump: I am a great hitter.
Swan: Oh you are looking at BABIP. You have to look at it as a % of PAs or at least ABs
Trump: You can’t do that. You have to look at the times I make contact & don’t hit a HR
Swan: That ignores K’s and you don’t have any HRs
Trump: You don’t know that
Every single person in America needs to watch Jonathan Swan’s Axios interview with Trump. If you can still vote for this freak-show after this, then it’s obvious that you want to be part of the freak show.
#AxiosOnHBO
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When Mrs. Gamble is on the road, Rudy and the Childish Gamblinos go to the Asian Buffet.
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I am a Warren Democrat. She is my favorite Dem candidate in my lifetime.
It sucks but I think the
#1
reason she didn't resonate isn't rooted in sexism or tactics
She is too progressive for centrist and not pure enough for Bernie followers. She could only win with 'left' support
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A woman should not have a baby that she does not want to birth.
To me, this is the only just & rational take.
I do not to debate, discuss, hear flippant takes, 'states should decide', etc.
My heart goes out to those that share my belief and those affected by this decision.
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In related news, Yahoo felt this was sufficient to award Lindor with OF eligibility
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how is it 2018 and i cannot swap out a player in a PPD game for another player on my bench using a leading fantasy baseball site?!
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The best way to ensure you are the smartest man in the room is to work from home.
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This looks weak right now but Garrett is working on some new screen pass plays. I like the one where Tavon Austin stands on Zeke’s shoulders and then blasts off like front part of space shuttle when Zeke is hit.
#Cowboys
updated Skill-Position Corps:
QB Dak Prescott
RB Ezekiel Elliott
WR Terrance Williams / Michael Gallup
WR Cole Beasley / Allen Hurns
TE Geoff Swaim / Blake Jarwin / Rico Gathers
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horseshit. he's done everything he could over the past 2 years to prove he's a florida man.
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This Game of Thrones season’s results have been so rushed and unearned after such a patient and earned buildup that it should be called Season 8: H2H Playoffs
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Tyler Naquin is the 2021 shoe-in right now for the annual “Reds WTF HR Heater” previously won by Scooter Gennett, Derek Dietrich and Aristedes Aquino
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Here is my LABR draft writeup. Includes a whole section on my evolving draft strategy.
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How a slow draft works...
1) Check in every 10 minutes like a meth addict. Everything moves slow. It'll never get to you.
2) OMG I have explosive diarrhea...and a work call....and a family emergency...it takes 41 minutes.
3) Come back and you've been on the clock for 40 minutes
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Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese on a sesame seed bagel. B’fast of champions.
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If you asked me in the preseason who'd be first of Erick Aybar & Bartolo Colon to 1) hit a HR & 2) choke on a chicken bone, I'd be 0-for-2.
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@speechboy71
I am an American Jew. I don't understand how all don't see:
1) The macro situation where most Arab countries still don't even recognize Israel's right to exist
2) While understandable, Israel is too militarized, the pro-settlement movement is revolting and Netanyahu is awful.
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Cavan Biggio: I started hitting 9th just like you guys. But now I am hitting 7th....In a year or two I’ll hit 6th and that’s when the big R/RBI start rolling in.
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Thanks to all my followers. I will do by best to reciprocate the joy y’all give me
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Fun little suggestion for
@NFBC
slow drafts.
When you draft a guy after the 15th round, for every queue that he is in, a little Battleship gif fires off.
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One more Marte and they can build hotels on them.
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Nick Saban at Bama is Bill Belichick in NE if Belichick received 5 of the top 15 picks in the first two rounds of every draft
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Congratulations to all of you followers who got the outcomes you wanted in your local elections. Condolences for those that didn't.
Very proud of my wife who volunteered a ton of time on Beto's campaign. He ran a great campaign. Sucks he came up short. Trying to stay positive.
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I don’t care what your politics or religious beliefs are.
Any “newsperson” that claims that “evidence is accumulating mightily” that God appointed a President should be fired immediately.
Lou Dobbs says "This is a war ... this was a conspiracy to overthrow the president of the United States," then claims "the evidence is accumulating mightily" to support Pastor Robert Jeffress' claim that "God sent this president"
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Just a general note for decision makers at fantasy football sites.
If you have tables with no export functionality and they don't easily cut/paste (weird formatting, pagination, etc.),
I know you THINK this is the best decision.
It is not. Your readers/subscribers hate it.
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Trevor Bauer said something earlier this year to the effect that he has less talent than the average major league pitcher.
I am starting to believe him.
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If you have a paid subscription to fantasy football rankings/projections that still has Melvin Gordon active at this moment, I would start shopping Monday morning for the rest of season. It's a sign that they don't give a shit.
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Psyched these were available at supermarket in Austin.
Does anyone outside of NYC area (or obv Jamaican or Caribbean descent) know/appreciate the deliciousness of Jamaican beef patties?
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The Childish Gamblinos’ first day of school. Oldest in 2nd grade. Twins in Kindergarten.
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@drewmagary
this guy's thinking "oh well...i tried....this man/woman on the street segment didn't work but at least it'll never see the light of day and my dignity can live to fight another day"
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So when is MLB going to require all four infielders have 1-2 feet on the dirt and 2B/SS must be on their respective sides of 2nd base?
Sorry but shifts suck and an easy way to increase BABIP a couple ticks.
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The Venn diagram of "I can take as long as I want to pick in a slow draft" and "I can recline my airplane seat as far back as I want to" looks like a circle
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You just know some Karen is going to want to substitute avocado for bacon on this sandwich.
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It's reductive to judge a fantasy baseball analyst solely by expert leagues & NFBC performance
There is work ethic, writing and podcast/radio ability, accessibility, analytics, entertainment, likability etc.
That said, I ignore or fade the advice of those that don't do well :)
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Brisket, rib, pork chop, and jalapeño sausage at Kreuz Market in Lockhart, TX
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One thing I will never understand.
@TGFBI
should be like Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus for anyone in industry trying to “make it”.
So why the f*** are y’all drafting so slowly?!?!*
* Now have two concurrent DCs + ToutWars tomorrow. Too much!
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@AltNickRad
@ComfortablySmug
@RajPC1
While everyone focuses on Russia, our kids are getting autism from vaccines for Misteltoes and Nutella
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Adrian Peterson appreciates a good switch
Adrian Peterson said football is “back to being fun” again after the Lions’ coaching change
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Winker’s
@Steamerpro
/
@Razzball
projected AVG decreased so much yesterday with the move from CIN to SEA (.282 to .267) that I went thru the code and found nothing. The BAT dropped him 19 points this morning.
For your viewing horror, Kyle Seager’s career home/road splits
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Daughter: How do I know if someone is really my friend?
Me: We will have your birthday party at Long John Silver’s. Whomever shows up is your friend.
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I clearly recall the Presidents of the United States warning us repeatedly that Mexicans want to move into our country and eat a lot of peaches and doing nothing to stop it when they were in power.
Trump just claimed that former PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES have privately told him that he's doing things they should have done re: the border. Seems highly unlikely this ever happened and should be pretty easy to verify.
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Jon Gray gets a break from Coors to pitch at Wrigley with the wind blowing out. Next game will be on the moon against 9 Ted Williams cloned from his headsicle
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I don't know what comes first: Acuna on Braves, Senzel on Reds, or Hannity loses his job at Fox. I just wish they all happened before 6PM EST.
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Maeda - left thigh contusion
Tanaka - right shin contusion
Hate to say it but I think Kikuchi is getting a contusion on his middle leg his next start.
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@nytopinion
Thanks David. When my wife and I learned our 21-week old had fetal anomalies incompatible with life, I thought, “I wish there were legal hurdles that could make the worst moment of our lives more difficult !”
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for f'in sake mattywood, isn't knocking up four players' wives enough for you?
Mike Trout, Gerrit Cole and Zack Wheeler have pregnant wives. Bryce Harper as well but due in December. Who am I missing?
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Deshaun Watson may end up on Hoarders b/c he won’t throw anything away no matter how much pressure he receives
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@dwainmcfarland
this is behind a paywall so i don't want to divulge your explanation behind it but RB1 seems insanely high for James Conner.
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Mitch McConnell is a classless piece of shit.
His death will be mourned only by sycophants, cockroaches and those wishing he could live longer from whatever afflication eventually kills him.
NEWS: Mitch McConnell on Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death and the Supreme Court: "President Trump’s nominee will receive a vote on the floor of the United States Senate."
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Is it me or are do too many fantasy football analysts concern themselves with what teams SHOULD do vs what they ACTUALLY do when it comes to personnel?
Personally, I can give two shits how the Chargers use Gordon/Ekeler or whether David Montgomery gets 0 or 40 touches/game.
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"I believe David Bote was out of line for celebrating the walk off grand slam"
- Nobody on my Twitter feed
"I feel the need to state my opinion that David Bote shouldn't have to apologize for spontaneous exuberance despite little voice to contrary"
- Everyone on my Twitter feed
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This is because they can download them for free off the Astros' server
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“My team ERA and WHIP can’t get any higher.” - Fantasy owner in last in ERA/WHIP
“There’s always room.” - Porcello
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The Dolphins have needed a goal-line back the past couple years like 15 year old Rudy needed a condom in his wallet
“Drake appeared explosive and sharp in his cuts .... Ballage, will be Miami’s goal-line back and will also take on one-third to one-half of the snaps this season”
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Dear Diamondbacks -
For fuck's sake, let Christian Walker chill on the bench for a couple of games in favor of Kevin "Grand Cronyon" Cron.
Walker is at .168/.262/.284 his last 30 games (107 PA).
Plus, Daddy got some Cron shares!
Regards,
Rudy
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Where does Marquez Valdez-Scantling find the time to have a successful rookie year in Green Bay and represent the Bronx as the youngest woman in Congress?
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It is infuriating so many in power / our society want women to give birth to unwanted children
It is infuriating this rabid desire blinds all sympathy for the most tragic cases (fetal anomalies, rape/abuse/incest)
It is such misplaced, misguided time/energy/morality.
Georgia's new law prohibits abortion once a fetal heartbeat can be detected, as early as 6 weeks into pregnancy.
That is shortly after most pregnant women miss their first period, meaning many women at this stage don’t know they're pregnant yet.
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Someone should give Zach Davies a shirt that says
"My Strand Rate off the field is 100%"
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The 2022
@Razzball
/
@steamerpro
v1 projections + updated Player Raters are up. Expect a lot of little shifts and changes over the next month.
Also, my Draft Room (XLS/Google Sheets) is now available for season-long subs. Signups here:
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I'd like to see a tweak to
@TGFBI
where the 25 slowest drafters across all the leagues must provide proof of 100 hours of community service or are DQ'd the following year
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Just watched Coco again with the family. What a wonderful movie.
I know it won Oscars for Animated Film and Original Song but it is insane it wasn’t a nominee for Best Screenplay. Fantastically constructed and executed script.
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Yes, Janet, our Top 200 for 2nd Half of 2018 Fantasy Baseball post was a classic.
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That is textbook price gouging.
Price changes in textbooks versus recreational books over the past 15 years. US textbooks are an infamous way of ripping off students. Source:
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Surprisingly solid. Mixed with a little chambord to make a pb&j
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