Look, it's illegal for me not to repost all these. I love having fun with my friends. I'm truly lucky. I encourage you to sign up for Dropout if you're not already a member and check out the whole episode.
🐸MAKE SOME NOISE ANIMATED🐸
If you haven't seen Ross Bryant's astonishing amphibious abuse yet, please watch it. If you have seen it; watch it again. "David Attenborough Hates Toads - Animated" goes live soon! 🔗👇
When improv theater spaces close it’s weird because you find yourself becoming emotional about places you and your friends prentended to be giraffes occasionally
I love doing corporate comedy shows because I love being told I “had a lot of energy” by a guy with lifeless eyes in an Arc’teryx fleece jacket who could buy me and hunt me for sport on his island.
As a comedian I AM YOUR PHILOSOPHER KING. WHEN I HIT THE STAGE IT’S LIKE SOCRATES HIMSELF BARFED UP THE HEMLOCK AND STARTED SPITTING BARS. ANYWAYS WHAT IF THERE WAS A “OOPS ALL BUBBLES” LA CROIX THAT WAS JUST LIKE A CAN OF COMPRESSED AIR?
I’ve drawn and doodled my dog Rarebit literally thousands of times. If I’m holding a pen or pencil, her picture just flows out. Last month Rarebit passed away. She was my sweetest friend. I will love her forever. And I can’t stop drawing her. Here are some pictures of my friend.
Aging absolutely rocks. Currently one of my chief pleasures in life is carving slices off an Anjou Pear with a sharp knife and popping them into my mouth like a 1920s drifter contemplating a tempting pie cooling on a window sill
If you're curious about Blades in the Dark, the incredible
#ttrpg
by
@john_harper
, this is the podcast for you. This eerie, tragic, suspenseful, and dare I say, romantic tale is brought to you by Jared Logan,
@JCVIM
and
@Abzybabzy
. Also me. Listen, rate and share!
Haunted City now has its very own RSS feed for you to subscribe to! And remember, the best way to help us out is to download, rate and review on iTunes!
Improv is so fucking embarrassing and over. I only fuck with comedy vidz of rich 11-year-olds in Adidas slides screaming inside weird McMansions with no art on the walls.
A lot of Hollywood types lie about their age so I just wanna be upfront and say I was born in nameless gulfs of darkness before light was woven, spawned in chaos; the womb of nature and perhaps her grave. I have trod the weary paths of creation for aeons beyond reckoning.
MST3K's first HALLOWEEN SPECIAL is coming at you TONIGHT in 3D or 2D! Catch the premiere of episode 1311: THE MASK 3D in the Gizmoplex at 8pm ET / 5pm PT, and then watch our cast announce the winners of our cosplay contest.
#SeeYouInTheGizmoplex
Look, I’m a former “mythology kid,” so don’t go to an art museum with me if you don’t want to see me sweating, shaking, veins popping as I restrain my self from screaming “KNOW WHO THAT IS!?” In front of half the dang paintings.
Stay for the post show Q&A in which I will discuss how Gamera vs Jiger manages to be both a kooky Monster Movie for kids and full-on Cronenbergian Body-Horror
#mst3k
#gamera
Strap in for GAMERA VS JIGER tonight! The battle begins at 8pm ET / 5pm PT in the Gizmoplex, followed by a live Q&A with some of the series' writers.
#SeeYouInTheGizmoplex
This will be the defining moment of our generation. One day my children will ask me what it was like when HBO Max became Max. An awed hush will descend as my eyes become glassy with tears. "I was there," I will whisper. "I was there..."
I never ever EVER do stuff like this. But I will fully kill to be a part of this project. I will actually crouch down and be the showrunner’s human ottoman while wearing my Official “Penguin Lust” t-shirt. Anything. Twitter do your thing.
I don’t make mistakes. I make happy accidents. 🌝 I am NEVER wrong and I NEVER learn. 😎I’m a big dumb dipshit and I LOVE IT🧠 I am SAVING MONEY 2 buy MY KATANAS back from FUCKING CRAIG🔥
Amazing! An AI was able to show me what's going on beyond the frame of Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights and it's just a little guy going "Woah, this is really fucked up."
Season 13 of MST3K launches today on . I wrote on several of the upcoming episodes with a bunch of super hilarious people. May I kindly suggest that you JOIN GIZMOPLEX OR PERISH!!!
Missing the era of improv when people were injecting it with “punk rock energy” which basically meant 3 guys in denim jackets bopping along to Japandroids when they ran onstage and then, inevitably, settling down and taking the suggestion of pineapple or whatever.
In this week’s episode, Soulwalker Hexas Ranger (
@rossbryant
) travels from Cowboy World to Foon to remove Arnie from this plane of existence. Listen to the new episode here:
Raised in THE SOUTH
Powered by COFFEE
Fluent in SARCASM
Called to RESIST TYRANNY
Hospitalized after DRUNKENLY TRYING TO MAKE LOVE TO THE 16th HOLE ON MY FATHER’S GOLF COURSE