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my friend who’s a dbacks fan dm’ed him pretending to be a phillies fan and just got free tickets lmfao hold that loser
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so you mean to tell me….
- our ace hit a bird in 2001, and our ace hit a bird in 2023
- all the dates of the world series games in 2001 are the same as the dates in 2023
- the all star game was in seattle in 2001 and 2023
- george bush threw the first pitch in 2001 and 2023
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what hitless losers do in the offseason vs what NLCS MVP’s do in the offseason
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stott isn’t even the best second basemen in the NLCS
Bryce Harper says Bryson Stott is the best second baseman in baseball
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@matthew_naimo
the last thing the donut sees before you wiggle your fingers and pounce on it
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@_jandroid_
@BradyKines
@shack_diesel
@malott_austin
i’m clearly watching a bunch of business majors interact
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bro this place is packed😭😭
currently at a dbacks spring training game… let’s just say we might be selling out a lot a more games this season
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@tannerwetnight
phillies fans when they wear red and it looks like the stadiums full of dbacks fans
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hard to pick, but this one’s a recent favorite
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a thread of the best moments i experienced in person this season:
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@AWeebish
it really depends on the type of “business” major. of course there are finance related majors that are much more math intensive, but the regular ol’ business or marketing degree is a walk in the park. the concepts aren’t difficult to understand and the workload is very minimal
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bro if someone dumped that much lettuce on my bed i'd be pretty pissed off
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@PHLSportsPain
well it’s a good thing we aren’t talking about the best second basement last night, are we ?
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ketel marte (13th in the league in OPS, 6th in WAR) didn’t make the all star game at second base but
ozzie albies (43rd in the league in OPS, 44th in WAR) did
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@HumanPowerTool
i know, and phillies fans had to pay 400+ to even get in the door lmfao we’re so lucky to live in arizona
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i can name a few
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@posty_444
@zaycationdev
@A_3_0_2
@ahmedsld3
u may not be ready to hear this but harden scores the ball better than cp3 but cp3 is wayyyy better at leading a team, running an offense, playmaking with few TO’s, and honestly just performs better in the clutch. also harden has won an mvp and cp3 hasn’t so ur argument sucks
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@Orangetreez
@minnechoketa
@AdamSchefter
you are the only person making this about race, and we all know it
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zac gallen since august 7th of 2022:
16 games
104 innings (6.2 per game)
1.73 ERA
.147 opposing batting average
20 BB
125 K
he’s no longer the ace of the team. he’s arrived as a superstar in this league.
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@saint_ventura
@billsa24
@SeamheadPete
@_Talkin_NBA
@SportsCenter
and then the happy came back when phoenix started to contend and Philadelphia is entering year 12 of “the process”
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@b_live15
@vidsthatgohardd
very unlikely that he died. would have to go much longer without oxygen to the brain for a significant impact. also idk how you’re saying he had a seizure but that’s not indicative of death either
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watching the rangers go up 3-1 and seager securing a WS MVP as hundreds of annoying kids ring my doorbell asking for free stuff
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pitch clock violation?????
Freddie Freeman gets a standing ovation at Dodger Stadium in his return to the lineup
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@WorldWideWob
thunder have moved from 30th to tied for 21st. it really is beautiful watching another man fall in love with SGA
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elly de la cruz getting more media attention than corbin carroll with significantly less production
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@doggiedave7706
@HumanPowerTool
i would describe it as less financially responsible and more susceptible to price gouging but yeah let’s go with passion
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They said the lights are too bright for you 7…
They said the moment is too big for you 7…
They said the crowd is too loud for you 7…
show. them. all.
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@Maxonmaxoff21
wish i could suspend ur account for comparing rivera and chapman
on the other hand tho i did compare gallen to randy johnson so maybe i’m not any better
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u pretend to vape out of french fries and then put it on ur snapchat story don’t talk to me
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drey jameson coming in to the ninth inning of game 7 to pinch run for longoria
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since the diamondbacks were established in 1998:
dbacks: 1 world series
braves: 1 world series
if you wanna flex the other championships then congrats on having an older team i guess? lmao
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why does snapchat let us stalk peoples location worldwide but not let us change our wack ass username we made at a 5th grade sleepover
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ALL HIGH SCHOOLS IN PUSD GET OUT OF SCHOOL AT 12:20 ON EVERY MONDAY THIS YEAR IM SHOOK
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you hoes snort crack and suck dick but still show up for church camp smh
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some takeaways from game 1:
-sewald was due for a blow up, sucks but had to just rip the bandaid off
-can’t be walking players like “L. Taveras” and that shows u why
-we actually hit eovaldi which is huge for our confidence next time we see him
-we lost game 1 in philly too.
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if u only listen to rap there’s 100% chance you don’t have a personality
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show me ONE ohtani defensive highlight this year
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holy fuck he is unhittable
Luis Castillo, 100mph Sinker and Four Seam Fastball Movement.
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How do high schoolers get pregnant? Like how do you even find time after school to frick frack. I can't even find time to snick snack...
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@Lamarvelous8hu1
@leonidasthagod
@iContraMundum
@ShaiDay23
@BleacherReport
mikal bridges better than ayton but casuals don’t know that
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the vibes are so thick here that nicki minaj just sent them a cease and desist letter
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@AZSportsFan20
genuinely one of the greatest playoff performers ever. yup i’ll take stott LMAOOOOO
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love monsoon season but not the 5,749,821 snapchat stories of it
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@t_arnpreeest
@CalnRonny
@Brett_McMurphy
bro keim is not gonna fuck u why do u relentlessly defend him
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Lourdes Gurriel on instagram:
Really hope this isn’t a goodbye post
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@PeterFitzenwell
@leahmerrall
@Jacob_Franklin4
rookie of the year, pro bowl, and went to the playoffs with a team that had 3 wins when they drafted him. have some shame
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@FinleyRECORDS
@julskbs
@imaniromney
@versacles
type in the search bar “top songs 20” and it should show up with “Your Top Songs 2021”, and 2020, and 2019, and so on
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a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar
the bartender says “sup fellas did the braves win today?”
@cbradshaw9teen
@NewsomSportsATL
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just a 6”2 198lbs white guy with medium length brown hair who will 100% strike you out standing next to zac gallen
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everytime i don’t eat the crust of my pizza i look to my left and there’s a mf staring at me like this:
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@posty_444
@zaycationdev
@A_3_0_2
@ahmedsld3
“voters fatigue” is not applicable to a guy who won mvp 5 years ago.
also MVP shouldn’t go to a player who quit on his team mid season and forced his way out through trade. that’s a very invaluable player actually.
also harden avgs 4.4 TO’s compared to paul’s 2.4 this year
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@FootballGirlAna
the original was better + you’re mid + you’re not funny + u bait simps on twitter + job
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@TrgtrRUkiddinme
@ComedyConley
@ScYolo_2022
@barstoolsports
only thing hilarious here is your nose size
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