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gonna retweet this every time I almost die because it sprinkled in los angeles
a big part of driving at night in the rain with an astigmatism is just hope and a faith that everything will work out
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I love how this implies Ishy has never been shielded or cut off from the Source before
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matched with someone on hinge who absolutely hated the WoT show and i’m having a picnic letting him dig his own grave 💋
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okay the new promo pics are so deeply spoilery i’m absolutely shocked amazon provided them
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idea of my ex dating again is making me want to punch a hole in the sun, is this normal y/n
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Improvisers are like “I know a spot” and then take you to a funeral at a dildo factory
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had to take my son Fat Boy into the emergency vet today and now i’m sitting in my car contemplating his mortality for the first time and i? do not like it
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Hot Femme Lan and Hot Gay Moiraine here to celebrate Wheel of Time Day. This isn’t the beginning, but it is a beginning….
#wheeloftime
#twitteroftime
@SpearMaidens
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@TheWittyGirl
decided not to go on a date with a guy simply because i listened to his podcast
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Good. They are reminding us of what we have forgotten: to always fear the sea
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population.
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all I want to do. ALL I want to do. is play video games with my friends, but I don’t know what games my friends play. please help me fix that
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Just watched a guy at
@homedepot
give me the up-down, see my Doc Martens, decide I was a lesbian, and lose interest. What if he was the one
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GOOGLE. iPHONE. i do not want to copy the LINK of the image, i want to copy the IMAGE. i do not want to SAVE and then SHARE the image, because then my camera roll would be only MEMES. also WHY AM I SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME
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@abbygov
@almondtiddies
@yumcoconutmilk
Abby thank you for representing me. “lol this is cringe” i say, sweating profusely
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i actually love when i cut my bangs too short and end up looking like the little lad who loves berries and cream
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it’s possible to run a profitable business and still be ethical! i was paid more than SAG minimum for my episode of a dropout show and the CEO is vocally and tangibly dedicated to his employees. look ma! good morals!!
I pride myself in that Dropout has always paid above SAG minimums. As the years go on and the company is healthier, we will strive to do even better, and then even better still.
Without the talent of our performers, we are zilch. Zero. Nothing.
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@christress
have not been able to stop thinking about this, and about how this means i must be the poorest person alive
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student i’ve been tutoring twice a week for two months just ended our lesson with “thanks so much Carrie!”
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To Iranian President Rouhani: COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN IF I WANT IT ALL. STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS? IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS.
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the Whitecloaks got all of Thom's mustaches
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@christress
because he looks like a marble statue and sets off any other human’s danger response and we’ve mistaken that for handsome all these years
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i just saw two guys riding lime scooters ON THE FREEWAY so i will be having a nervous breakdown for the rest of the day, thanks
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started destiny 2 and i cannot beat the first boss so i will be giving up video games forever goodbye💕
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IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT I am in this!!!!!
🎶PLAY IT BY EAR s2 premieres May 30th on
@dropout
🎶
Ft. Jess McKenna &
@ZachReino
, host
@manoagapion
, and guests Zeke Nicholson,
@rossbryant
,
@rashawnscott
,
@Jiavani
,
@ChrisGrace
,
@ashleyjward
, John Hartman,
@maroldswan
,
@AStanJr
,
@PhilipLabes
,
@edgarblackmon
,
@maryloularymou
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Everybody come meet my girl Ragga!
Mary Lou is in the house! It's the final Blood of the Wild Character Creation episode before the show kicks off next Monday, January 16th! Available to all $10 and higher Patreon subscribers.
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just decided to spend the rest of the day in pajimjams snuggling my cats and playing areceus legends and am positively euphoric. i love my life
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my best fwends
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literally nobody disagrees with me which is excellent (and correct) but also nobody is pointing out my perfect use of emoji. pls rectify
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you could not pay me enough money to find out what wordle is or what the squares mean. looks fun tho im happy for y’all
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i’m on
@OffBookPod
one of the only good podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!! listen for turtles, whales, frat guys, and compelling family dynamics 🌊🌊🌊
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All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot
🎬Some season 2 behind-the-scenes: Jess McKenna,
@ScottPassarella
,
@ZachReino
,
@PhilipLabes
, and
@maryloularymou
warm up with a song about getting a bad cup of coffee
Season 2 premieres this Tuesday, May 30th, on
@dropout
!
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for the record I do not care about astrology but I ABSOLUTELY care about men who hate astrology
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was fully convinced today was Monday. got ready for my Monday student and left the house and everything
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this is my best friend Sara! her transition has been amazing and a privilege to witness. i’m so lucky to have her in my life!!!
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tried to do a week-long twotter detox and only made it 5 days 👍✌️🤘
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i had to cut out caffeine for Health Reasons but BY GOD i miss coffee so much. what chaga-type-thing should i get to soothe my lonely heart
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this game was INSANELY fun. you really, really don’t want to miss it
The first series to be featured on The Game Garage will be the classic time travel RPG TimeWatch! Join Jared Logan as he hosts Paula Deming, Mary Lou and Joe O'Brien in an all new adventure on Wednesday 5/25 at 8PM ET on .
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i don’t understand folks who don’t rinse and reuse their ziploc bags. some of mine have been with me for years. they’re like family
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for the record, my son is peeing normally now so we’re officially out of the woods! this morning I screamed aloud in my bathroom WE HAVE PEEPEE!! SO MUCH PEEPEE!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 today is a good day
had to take my son Fat Boy into the emergency vet today and now i’m sitting in my car contemplating his mortality for the first time and i? do not like it
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@SpearMaidens
@benshapiro
there’s no way
@benshapiro
will agree to this. he’d never debate someone so obviously much smarter than him
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Just read for a casting director who called me in because he remembered me from when I was a kid and I feel like ONE MILLION DOLLARS
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unblocked my abusive ex on insta to see if he was still skulking around los angeles and can’t find his account, so he must have blocked me back lol. LIVE IN FEAR, bitch
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just googled “if someone coughs on you can you punch them” because that’s the type of precautions y’all crazy asses are making me take
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hoping this might be my big break💕
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it’s my first time in first class so you know i’m gonna get plastered on american airline’s dime and play zelda
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my friends are horrible despicable delicious LIARS!!!!!! i loved this game :)
What's that? More games with Paula and friends?? The crew is back, and we're playing Poppycock!
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got in a fight on hinge with a man who hates astrology. somebody stop me, i’m on a fucking roll
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tried to come out as bi but bumble still only gave me 100% dudes so I guess I’ll never know
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and today i was fired from a family for the first time! the universe is at balance💕
in 10 years of tutoring (my favorite money hobby) i have never once quit a family. that changed today! things are going great for me!!!!!
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just sent my first tip about a production location to tips
@wga
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gonna be very expensive for this show when the picket lines come to support 😈😈😈
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Cars with matte black paint jobs are so ugly. Driving round lookin like a dusty ass pack of 5ive gum. Lookin like a lonely chalkboard
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@msdanifernandez
Rosamund Pike and Sophie Okonedo in episode 6 of the Wheel of Time. Soooooooooooooo slow and sensual and spicy wlw
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I am getting on the sho-wing to San Francisco, to the
#WoT
screening, and to
@SpearMaidens
!!!!!
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an exact timeline of my thoughts: awww how sweet. i’ll definitely work on that… oh. oh no. is this The Thread
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OMG IT’S HERE!!!!! i’m in this 😈😈😈
FASTER, PURPLE WORM! KILL! KILL!
Watch the 2-EPISODE 2-HOUR Premiere on 11/16 at 9PM ET and PT on
@AmazonFreevee
! And new episodes every Thursday at 9PM ET/PT! With
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WATCH THE FULL TRAILER NOW!
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@SpearMaidens
listen. it’s a good joke, a great joke even. but i’m gonna need you to stop anyway
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is there an audience for watching someone play elden ring very, very badly
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ALERT: we got goldeneyes. I REPEAT: we have goldeneyes confirmed 👀✨
Three childhood friends whose actions will either save the world or bring about its destruction.
#TheWheelofTime
#Rand
#Perrin
#Mat
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i’ve been having a real good time blocking every single brand and sponsored tweet i see on my feed. just wanted to let y’all know that for no particular reason
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I want to write a
@thekillers
jukebox musical so bad. It would be so good. Cannot stress enough that this is not a joke
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i created an incredible recipe i love called “fake guacamole” where I mix an avocado and salsa in a bowl with garlic salt and i could not recommend it more
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My mom just sent me an email with the subject line “you’re welcome” containing only a file called “you’re welcome” and it’s just 3 minutes and 30 seconds of Complicated by Avril Lavigne that she recorded with her phone in the car
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A maiden’s water oath—may we have much toh if we break it!!
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a big part of driving at night in the rain with an astigmatism is just hope and a faith that everything will work out
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fb just suggested i add someone from college for whom i nurse the pettiest but most all-encompassing blindingly white hot hatred. should I friend him
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hey
#twitteroftime
i’m on a work trip and my boss just came back from the airport bookstore with EOTW. WE GOT ANOTHER ONE FOLKS
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this bot is a gorgeous agent of chaos and a work of art
In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 29.7% lower than men's.
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My bikini wax lady follows me on Instagram and said I should post more
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@SpearMaidens
i’m upset because you got the numbers wrong but more upset that i knew that instantly
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Overheard lil girl to her lil brother: "rock paper scissors LIPSTICK lipstick beats everything u lose." She is a
#feminist
and I admire her
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