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@RequiemArm

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Bayside, Queens
Joined February 2009
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Jesse
2 years
Tired, uncivilized: “respect deez nutz” Wired, erudite:
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It’s pretty awesome how like every other person in America is this lady now
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@karaokecomputer
Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation
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South Africa just showed a whole bunch of the IOF’s own videos gleefully celebrating the destruction of entire city blocks in Gaza as well as IOF soldiers along with top leaders like Netanyahu calling for genocide. Vertical videos of war crimes and calls for genocide in The Hague
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I hate to be this guy but it’s rude to have your phone out here
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Lawsuits for everyone is wild
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@bobsredmilf
darth penis
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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He’s paid for more people’s student loans than his dad I can tell you that for sure
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BREAKING: it was just revealed that Hunter Biden spent a staggering $870K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships
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Elon Musk could never write ‘March of the Pigs’ but Trent Reznor could produce a car that sucks and blows up
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Judging by the passive voice on this headline I think I know what this driver does for a living
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WFLA NEWS
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WOW! This driver had a close call after their car ended up crashing into the second floor of this Pennsylvania home. Read more:
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Hezbollah groomed me into thinking that starving people and shooting children point blank in the head is bad
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روني الدنماركي
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They're getting desperate.
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Im sorry who is hosting SNL
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yeah ok
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Something awful happened here.
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lol
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Isaac Chotiner
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New Interview: I talked to former Middle East peace negotiator Aaron David Miller about the contradictions of Biden’s Israel policy, and why American leaders are so reluctant to cause conflict with Israel.
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Lol look at this dipshit I saw on the street
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GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
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This is like in The Simpsons where there are regional Krusties
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@Zhane_Star
💫AstralWingz💫
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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Often reminded of this incredibly prescient Conner O’Malley excerpt
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6 months
Truly must see how this man dresses AFTER his divorce
@PabloReports
Pablo Manríquez
6 months
👀👀NEW — Gisele Fetterman's erasure from social media continues (she's also off IG) as her senator husband continues to unconditionally support Israel's genocide in Palestine.
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maybe a silly thought exercise but if Trump were still president Colbert would be leading with this for weeks
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HalalFlow
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Biden's PR stunt of a Gaza floating pier is reportedly sinking
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
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Free speech generally means you can take a joke.
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constantly thinking about this excerpt from an interview with Adam McKay:
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Sitcom People
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Boston vs. Dallas is a good finals because it represents both of the ways a city can be racist
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4 months
RIP Joe Lieberman. I didn’t generally agree with him but he did hit Sub-Zero’s fatality on the first try and you gotta respect that
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3 years
This thing looks like a Big Mouth character
@samjmintz
Sam Mintz
3 years
This is the new next-gen USPS delivery vehicle coming to your neighborhood by 2023
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Ok I read the article and it’s just some 20-year-old scumbag, but new game: guess what race he is
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I can’t believe none of you lunatics have never seen this video before smdh
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I’m sorry man what
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And yes I realize it’s not technically passive voice I went to public school and also I don’t give a fuck
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4 years
This is like the final-boss of passive-voice
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if you go to the mirror aisle you can see another giant dildo
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ØSØ
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Sorry but I thinks it’s weird af that Target has a vibrator section now
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@AP
The Associated Press
2 years
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, the shy German theologian who tried to reawaken Christianity in a secularized Europe but will forever be remembered as the first pontiff in 600 years to resign from the job, died at age 95. A look a key moments in his life.
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@JoshuaPHilll
Read No Shortcuts
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This image from Eve Barlow is insane
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Pretty bad luck for Hamas; accidentally leveling their own hospital that also happened to be a secret command center.
@housetrotter
assistant inspector
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pentagon spokeswoman sabrina singh: “hamas is the one putting palestinians, those in gaza, at great risk. they are putting command and control units inside hospitals.”
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@nypost
New York Post
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Drone slams into building in World Trade Center complex, pilot in custody
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I got married and we bought the Fred Durst hats and made the dj play Break Stuff
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rachel
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Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
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@GuardianUS
Guardian US
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Is it time for America to adopt a new national anthem?
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Rudy Giuliani has worst fit of all-time; asked to leave isle of Manhattan
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Bill Maher an all-time shithead. One of the worst people to ever do it
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Variety
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Steve-O Says He Asked Bill Maher Not to Smoke During Interview Due to His 16 Years of Sobriety, Claims Maher Refused and Called It a 'Dealbreaker'
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Add a rough drawing of a flower to this and it’s one of the better Rupi Kaur poems
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Remember this when you’re paying your student loans
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this is written like a restaurant review im losing my mind
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An outtake for the real heads
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Perfect headline no notes
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Enjoy Vampire Weekend? Thank a Vampire Union
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I’m not voting but a good case for electing Biden is that this woman will suffer professionally
@fiercefreckled
Beep🇺🇸🇺🇦🥥🥥🥥‼️
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The talented Trump impersonator Sarah Cooper is BACK! It’s a masterful performance where Donald decides his fate — “do I get electrocuted or eaten by the shark”.
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Matt Damon shilling for Bitcoin and Ben Affleck shilling for online sports betting is really the most distilled way to describe the differences between those two guys
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1 year
Easily my favorite line-read of all-time
@bdgrabinski
BenDavid Grabinski
2 years
There’s nothing better than when an actor takes a nothing line and makes it hilarious based on the delivery alone. Some people truly could make the phone book funny.
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we check in live on the CEO
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@MorePerfectUS
More Perfect Union
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BREAKING: SEGA workers just won the first union contract at any major video game company in America.
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this is…the most racist thing I’ve ever heard in my life?
@SxarletRed
barbarism critic 🇵🇸
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Biden says Hamas is motivated by “ancient desires” to eliminate Jews
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The ‘owning the Spike Jonze music video dvd’ to ‘$200k of student loan debt’ pipeline
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the libraries are closed on Sundays so the cops can kill your teenage son with Lord Humungus’ car
@_elkue
Liam Quigley
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An NYPD MRAP carrying an armored ESU team just pulled up blocks from Columbia University. Among the men on the roof is head of DCPI Tarik Sheppard
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He was having trouble finding his Uber — OBVIOUSLY
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Cher is the only celebrity over 70 who actually writes her own tweets and I love her
@cher
Cher
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WHOA,..CLARENCE THOMAS’S WIFE
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I guess while we're at it
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@danozzi This author eatin beans
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it’s incredible what Isaac gets out of people. He’s like Howard Stern for NatSec dipshits
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Good for comedy or not, this administration is responsible for inspiring the funniest tweet of all-time:
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This guy gets paid like $125k a year to remind us all of the time Hillary admitted to having incarcerated people tending to their house in Arkansas
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It has been brought to my attention that he did not actually settle the lawsuit with a horse, but allegedly he did offer it at first to quell the complaint, which I think we can all agree is much funnier and more pathetic
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The @nanglish Four Seasons video how is this even a debate?
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Perspective: Shakespeare wrote "King Lear" during a plague. What great work will emerge from this pandemic?
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Ball don’t lie
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In a just society the government would pay people to make things like this full-time and the starting salary would be $500k a year
@EflamDePerceval
𝙴𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖 𝙳𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚕 🇫🇷🔻
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Made by the great @dot_aif
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Guy who has only seen Dune, watching his second movie;
@IndieWire
IndieWire
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With #Eternals , Marvel has made a “Dune”-sized, “Dune”-length, and almost “Dune”-portentous superhero movie about literally confronting God:
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it looks like his body is rejecting the chad surgery
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this is why Conner is the Richard Linklater of this generation
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seems like this should perhaps be news in the U.S. however I’ve heard absolutely nothing about it
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"The report we are delivering is limited to 10,700 words. The violations are of such a vast scale and ongoing that we devised these methods of putting in all details in the 2 conference papers. These reports, however, do not even begin to describe all the crimes and atrocities."
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L fuckin M A O
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@Variety
Variety
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More than 450 Jewish creatives, executives and Hollywood professionals have signed an open letter denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s “The Zone of Interest” Oscar speech.
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is she trying to get into the Turtle Club
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The thing about the fake-Melania theory is that it is clearly untrue but also clearly true
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Rob Zombie deciding to keep ‘Dragula’ on Hellbilly Deluxe, which was the last song recorded and at the time considered an afterthought.
@jeffguhin
Jeff Guhin
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What’s the most important discrete, single historical action by one person that still has major implications today? Something like Constantine legalizing Christianity.
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@ArmandDoma
Armand Domalewski Thinks It Is Good Kamala Swears
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What happened in 1994?
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Variations on a theme
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This machine fixes bread prices
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What a lot of dystopian science fiction gets wrong is just how tremendously stupid the end of the world is going to be
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𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶
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No pedo but imagine being such a square that you end up looking good after being on the Epstein list
@JayShams
Jacob Shamsian ⚖️
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Al Gore is a lovely wife guy, according to Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre in a newly unsealed deposition.
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maybe it’s just me but a basic interview with George Stephanopoulos shouldn’t be ‘high-stakes’ if you’re the sitting president of the United States
@thehill
The Hill
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President Biden will participate in a high-stakes interview Friday with ABC News’s George Stephanopoulos. Here's what to know about the interview:
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I just want to say that a lot of shit has gone down almost immediately after Papa John promised ‘a reckoning’
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Christian Yelich (questionable): detained by the national guard
@tipping_pitches
Tipping Pitches
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Christian Yelich and the Brewers not only taking the train, but also transferring (!) to get to Citi Field. Anti-car agenda thriving, thank you kings 🫡
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The news is always like ‘HEARTWARMING: couple sells baby shoes to help pay for child funeral’
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Your rankings are all wrong Andy Daly is the best Batman
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@danozzi Is there any kind of documentary you might suggest about this album
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become the sound of the police
@JCColtin
Jeff Coltin
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Mayor Adams just had KRS-One come up and rap about how he’s a great mayor. They’re here announcing a series of concerts honoring the 50th anniversary of hip-hop.
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if there are any WWII vets still alive this picture just killed them all
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@EveSimmns This is such important work, and the article doesn’t even get into the rise in cases of LIGMA in California.
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This came to me in a dream
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Elon please buy Ticketmaster
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In light of the new Kids In the Hall, remembering how Dave Foley financed the first Rilo Kiley EP
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why do this to the only Biden who people actually like
@Slate
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Let's face it: Joe Biden's dog should probably be dead
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If you hate this, you should check out the aisle with mirrors because you’ll see a giant dildo
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Learning that this is how many of you learned he died anyway you’re welcome rip bozo etc.
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RobIsRandomAf_6 4L
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How did Jesus walk out of the tomb?
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I don’t like the guy but this is a good bit
@anniekarni
Annie Karni
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Trump, this morning, introducing his Secretary of the Interior: "He loves the Interior."
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Jesse
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real heads love Pierre Bernard’s recliner of rage
@velodus
Velodus
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One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.
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