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just sharing this about on here anything you can put in is appreciated people.
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Roberto Calories.
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Splitting the G on the last night in Dublin! Honestly the best city around! 🍻💚
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Hi Chloe wouldn’t mind if Ajax you out for a drink.
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For anyone interested the number put on is the amount of pints it would take.
Harry Kane has said in an interview that: “England hasn’t won anything as a nation for a long, long time”. The Lionesses just won the Euros, and came second in the World Cup. But I guess female sporting achievements don’t count, right?
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How’s that gone you fat cunt.
1-0 NETHERLANDSSSSSS. LETS GOOOO. ITS NOT COMING HOME HAHAHAHAHA. 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
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If I was your dog I’d hump your leg all day.
Merry Christmas from the boy and I (and Filbert), although he’s currently fallen out with me because I made him wear antlers 🎅
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Gear must be heavy in Oldham.
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Me walking out with my wrap of the day while getting booed
They abused a child in London for eating at McDonalds because the branches in Israel have discounted food to soldiers. What did that child do other than a perfectly ordinary thing on a Saturday afternoon. This is hate.
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Just stood up and applauded.
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So it turns out the severed head belonged to a convicted pedophile, there was cameras everywhere in that area yet they still havent identified the bus company that supposedly was responsible 🤔. I smell a cover up
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🚨 NEW: The UK has the worst rate of child alcohol consumption in the world, with more than half of children having drunk by the age of 13. [@guardian].
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Clearly not met this bloke
Male flight attendant.
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Looks like one of the Brighton fans has farted on your fish lad.
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A cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back.
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The El Plastico🔥🔥🔥.
Tickets for this weekend's fixture against Wrexham AFC have SOLD OUT ❌. See you there, Ammies 🫡
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Name a canceled TV show that deserves another season.
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IVE GOT A LEFT BACK WHO SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING BREWERY AND A RIGHT BACK WHOS GOT HALF A COLOMBIA UP HIS NOSE.
ON THIS DAY 🗓: . 16 years ago today, Arctic Monkeys released their debut album ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not’. An era defining album, it remains the fastest-selling debut album by a band in the UK.
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Pirelli Stadium .Burton Albion FC.Capacity: 6,912.All children killed in Gaza as of 16/01/2024 would fit in this stadium
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Fair enough but kick them out the English leagues then👍🏻.
Cardiff, Swansea, Wrexham and Newport will soon be competing for qualification in European football. They’ve agreed to enter the Welsh League Cup where the winner would qualify for the Europa Conference League.
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Adolf Hitler and Joseph Goebbells.
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Brits will be called up to fight in all-out war with Russia as military is 'too small', Army chief warns
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Is that Warwick Davis dartboard?.
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Me in the van tomorrow morning after thinking I would be retired tonight.
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Thogden cancelled?
Thogdens a nonce what a shock that is.
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Reggie Kray saying goodnight to his mrs.
Goodnight Francis.
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@jtferz @Eyeballpaulie Getting brave now hun just cos your up past your bed time now it's school holidays 🙇♀️.
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Real ones remember him as 'the fifa playa' aswell.
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Serious question when have you took the piss?.
honestly couldn’t think of anything worse than being English, so fucking proud to be Welsh. little old Wales will be back taking the piss🏴
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alcohol and gambling . stay far away. life of the etc etc.
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Late equaliser for England
BREAKING: Spain's World Cup match-winner found out father had died after game
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If this is them showing heart get them a defibrillator now
@jlgallagher11 Is it tho? They’ve shown more heart than England so far.
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Me when I’m 6-0 down against russ bray level 9 in a first to 9.
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Fair play but it could be a lot worse this could be your club….
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Thogden is a slimy little Cunt ain’t he, not once been arsed about Bolton this season😂.
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This is what a proper blokes meal deal looks like chaps.
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Yeah send us £100 now or I’ll be sending you to court.
“Why do you even bother supporting a club that’s not in the Premier League?”.
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The fucks puff puff doing groundhopping at an election.
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Birds have it unbelievably easy don’t they, sigh
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🎟️ Ticket details for our trip to @officialgtfc on New Year's Day have now been confirmed. Read more 👉
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Creasing at the idea of Coote doing a few lines then afterwards going “I’d fucking have that cunt Klopp I would”.
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AnfieldAva farted on your pizza fella?.
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Go on fella @Pu55yman_Dan.
#nevergiveup #proudfootydad . #Shoutout to my son Kayden, he started playing football at the age of 6 but the team he played for told him he wasn't good enough for the team, so I set a team up to a few months later to help him get his confidence back, this is his 3rd season and
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Incoming the “id rather my team win a corner then England win anything” no one’s arsed mate that you’re really edgy.
Would you rather see your club side lift the FA Cup, or see the National team win a major tournament? 🤔
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Yeah that’s still me, £150 now or else.
“Why do you even bother supporting a club that’s not in the Premier League?”.
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Genuinely curious to how people can take a dislike to the bloke?.
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“League two leaders”
Lowe makes Saddlers switch. City's young forward joins the League Two leaders on a season-long loan.
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@ChloeRT9 To all showing there gratitude towards me for my wonderful gestures this week, it’s been my pleasure honestly.
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“Alright mate outside now, black Audi”.
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