Harry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute

Some gaff this

@M1878D_ Stuff off nightmares that

🙏 jinx

The Gaza Strip hopefully

@Jsize18 Didn’t stick to the game plan

RT @ManUtd: We loved them then. We love them now. Today, and every day, we remember the Busby Babes: the #FlowersOfManchester 🌹 https://t.…

@mikey_747 It said Qatar last couple of days and now it has squiggly lines, you’ve changed mate

Mashallah Brother @mikey_747

World goes round and Arsenal don’t win a trophy, some things never change

@WokeOli You’ve won the argument! We finally found a game you were actually at

@WokeOli Was u at league cup final? Cause I was, and were a lot bigger and harder to get for than u lot

@WokeOli Only 4 and u live next door 😂😂😂, and yes thanks I do unlike yourself, weldys from same city as me so is he not a fan aswell?

RT @_al3xbr3tt: Seems unlikely

@M_Mal99 @lilhallybih Into him

@WokeOli You’re right, I don’t live in the same postcode at OT and u do live close to St James, but u get to no where near the same games as I do and I bet u weren’t away to Europe last year either, so no one’s worked up here mate, it’s seems to be the local that’s a plastic 🥱

@WokeOli Do u go to many matches? Bet ive been more united matches than u this season

@WokeOli So South Shields then not even from Newcastle yourself

@lilhallybih Look like a school disco in the 12 year old bathrooms in that photo