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@evertonmongrol Would you rather he went "Woooooo!" half-way through and waved jazz hands like you gang of quegs?

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@ryanw2345 @ROUNDTH3BEND

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@Jacob_1878 I agree mate. I hate going to Wembley, I hate singing songs about how good my team is, and I hate having a positive attitude towards my footy club. Give me early exists from the cup, lots of anger & booing and a general miserable footy experience all round. Truly blessed. 👍🏼

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@ryanw2345 @ROUNDTH3BEND Turns out it was on ours. And it’s a speaker. Impressed here.

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@C80192134 @TheAnfieldTalk Rotherham. But of course you wouldn’t know.

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@thecryptodra @Carra23

Criminalisation of LGBT People in Saudi Arabia

Country profile of Saudi Arabia. LGBT people are Saudi Arabia criminalises same-sex sexual activity between men and between women. The gender expression of trans people is also criminalised.

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@RichyNSNO Can't you just enjoy your goal, without thinking of Liverpool?

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@RobinBa34175306 @FootyAccums You’re from Devon, support Liverpool, and you’re asking this question?

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@LFC

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@colinfloodEFC Different competitions. But glad you remember mate

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@BadFutbolTakes Consistent, 30+ goal a season player. Some tit: "Sell him"

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@MrMarkByron The Scaliban lad

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@S_11v4 @FootballlForAll You forget to switch accounts?

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@JustVeryFrank @5liveSport @RobbieSavage8 Hahahaha. If that makes you feel better. 👍🏼

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@running_good @_pauljoyce Yeah lad. Everton came out of this with the last laugh ...

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@NewAgeBoxingUK The best edit you’ll see.

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@IanDave95785452 @Jacob_1878 I agree. I prefer "Boooooooooo!".

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@ftbljc @Carra23 Football didn’t start in 1992, loyal Man City fan.

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@P8U1I3 Got a sudden craving for a packet of these. 🧐

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@TheUTDchronicle @MrPaddyMurphy @jonmorleylfc Course they fucking aren’t. Tits.

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@TerencePatrick8 @EvertonViews Apart from bringing European success to the city.

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@LindersUTD1 @Mcfred39 @UTDTrey You're celebrating Liverpool entering a competition you've been reduced to competing in for the last few years? Interesting thought process.

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@Everton_Extra “The reds make it all about themselves”

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@philgair @ScarcityStudios Well I can watch it on mute and realise it's not by actually paying attention and noticing the 01384. But you carry on being a smartarse. 👍🏼

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@thecryptodra @Carra23 LGBTQ people are real and tangible. Invisible people that live in the sky, and only exist in magic books aren't. Sorry mate.

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@JimmyGrumble @TheEvertonian78 No because play never stopped between that, and the goal. You paranoid bitter fruitloop.

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@StanleyHouseLFC @scouseporkpie Everton 😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔 Try and figure out when we were too and running away with it.

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@daddy_zan @LeonAJLawrence Haha is this the lad who bought the shitty car and drove to madrid?

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@toffeesbanter Hahaha. You do realise the ban has ended? What’s taking you so long?

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@miller_element Haha. Err yeah that’s just the floors collapsing.

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@AllenWeso6 "Our Real Madrid friends" Hahaha. I imagine most Madrid fans are probably unaware we share a city with the Bitterati.

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@kenyan_bernardo @MikeBlst @DeadlyHaaland9 @CFC_Janty Kenyan Manchester City fan. It's okay, I understand why you've never heard of Bergkamp.

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@TobyMarray1878 From a game you got thumped 4-0 in? Yeah - great Everton moment.

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@mcfccookster @StanSportFC Or about being skint, and then spending 100m on a midfielder?

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@HUMBLEBILL @livlost980 @JewishChron You appear to have altered your facial hair to make it MORE obvious you're a registered sex offender. Pretty impressive work.

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@McfcChriss Hahaha. Is this taking the piss?

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@RosieisaHolt Haha. The production value just keeps going up, and up. Bravo!

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@MaximumPhil @siany65 @thereclaimparty Reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey uses a thesaurus.

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@stepheneverton @bally03 @1878carter fuck all?

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@NotPabs_

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@CityReportBen @GMcompss a shame the competition was deemed that prestigious it was made redundant.

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@AlwaysBlue7 Can tell it's been a good season for you so far. 👍🏼

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@YAANITEED @Carra23 @GNev2 Yeah, cos spending a shit ton of money has really helped you recently ...

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@davidmorganefc @Derekfallon @richardajkeys Hahaha, an angry, bitter Evertonian. Well I never.

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@MillermanChris @city_rabin Not sure Pep would join a club where he couldn’t piss money away, sadly.

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@MooreCritFaced @scrowder Haha. How does Crowder's arse taste mate?

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@Cagsey1878 @AAKanchelskis Jesus. Thank fuck I'm manufactured. Imagine being born this bitter.

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@YenSquad @icarlydotcommm @Ella_MWhite @munyachawawa Haha. Not eating gammon - looking like it! When they go all red-faced, ranting about something, usually immigrants.

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@MrSim75 @EvertonMatt_ @BoothyBabyYeah @EFCdaily_ Brilliant summarised from some lad on the internet. The bit about Klopp is highlighted tremendously in this thread.

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@khrjacko @stewer86 @Everton Interesting.

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@b6rky @JoelFreemanEFC I trust you were relieved that you failed to qualify in 2005 then after being turned over by Villareal?

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@jack_schoon @Jacob_1878 Agreed mate. It just needs a line in it dedicated to reminding our neighbours how much we "don't care what they say" - despite it being pretty obvious we very much do.

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@IanDoyleSport @stensolli Haha. Can tell they’ve become weird little mates with Everton recently.

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@karruser @SkySportsNews I think they're taking the piss lad.

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@themightysteds @_tommylewis Haha. Plenty of fights on Warcraft though.

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@ds37alwaysred @paul_brown65 @SkyNews Always the gammons and those "proudest" of being English who seem to struggle most attempting to use the language.

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@TheEvertonEnd Maybe if you qualified you could’ve had a go?

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@kieronhynes @paddypower Every single Everton fan in the world fits in a 35k(?) stadium, and absolutely no one watches in the pub or at home? Makes sense.

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@BK1878_ Haha. Everton. The real victims of Heysel.

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@NewsForAllUK

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@patriottakes

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@MelaniePrentic2 @Eddiec1 Are you related to him? Kept that quiet.

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@philmcmullen1 To be fair, you’ve taken Juve’s victim status from them.

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@therealAfB13 @_pauljoyce Still above your gang of bottlers lad.

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@jeff43387839 @HibeeYid @talkSPORT You do realise the ban ended 32 years ago? Still haven't qualified since then. What's taking you so long?

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@giboefc @TonyBellew Haha. God what a miserable existence it is being an Evertonian.

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@steveoc1 @EvertonNewsFeed Hahaha. I heard it was all Heysel’s fault?

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@westIife69 “Bring yer dinner” Is this a nod to John Sitton? Please say it it.

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@angryginge13 @MrPaddyMurphy Ahh lad don’t engage. He’s a fat embarrassment

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@EvertonViews Hahaha. Fucking hell - what a moment in Everton's history. How did the game finish?

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@CherylSwanick “Leicester lad” Not got a name, joint Everton & Tranmere (HA!) fan?

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@JoBoronte @FabrizioRomano @Despuccino “Don’t get me started on small boats from Calais” No-one did love, but you sure found a way to crowbar it in there. 👍🏼

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@nullandvoidEPL @AAKanchelskis Love the Twitter handle. How's that going mate? 😘

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@1899Guel @LFC Could’ve done with one of them against your lot.

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@Nathan_thomas93 @taitig5times Looks like you already do soft lad.

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@talk_toffee @evertonmongrol What is it about the lad in question that makes you think LFC have "sold their souls" then?

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@Yoisef11837676 @sportbible You'd have a point if £100m was spent. But it wasn't. So - I guess you tried?

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@j2rr1 @VirgilvDijk Literally won it last year soft shite?

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@WalesAwayDuty Not a big fan of England at all, but this is really sad, and just screams massively of Everton.

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@HeatonTheGoat @PoliticsForAlI @thesundaytimes Siggurdson reckons he can break back into the first XI.

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@BumofBarca11 @ChampionsLeague @LFC @Alex_OxChambo Post a clip from your match last year lad

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@FitzyJill @AndyBurnhamGM @FA @MetroMayorSteve @WeAre1894 @spiritofshankly So it shouldn’t be at Wembley, and it also shouldn’t be moved? What the fuck, Jill?

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@mufcaway_ @HazLFC97 “Liverpool scored so I wanted more of their fans dead” Bit of an odd one.

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@FootballlForAll Awful source.

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@LeonAJLawrence @daddy_zan Oh yeah not knocking the lad. Seen his channel. Funny fella.

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Joe Lycett is fantastic, and appears to have triggered some snowflakes this morning. #gmb

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@PaulJeffers4 @AAKanchelskis Or you could be a grown man and not let a football team have that much of an effect on your life?

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@Everton78Nsno @LFCJaake @_pauljoyce Because you’s are fucking hilarious. A constant source of comedy.

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@Everton And counting ...

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@torreblue @BLUENOSEBOB1878 The fact you think that’s a point to brag about, or that we even give a fuck, is absolutely brilliant. 🕰 25 years and counting ...

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@Stewer19861

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@mickupfield Hahahah you dangerous paedophile

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@David098626975 @WokeFinderGenl @SkySportsNews Matthew has an asterisk next to his name, due to being a raging Brexit nonce.

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@EFCbee @JF1eetEFC Dunno you know - it's quite nice not being wrapped up in permanent bitterness.

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@hmmmm123456543 @richarlison97 @Carra23 @EvertonNewsFeed Hahaha. Yeah. Your star striker, who has achieved nothing, replying to a fella who has won most of what’s to offer. Rattled.

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@Mahmoud87524950 @LFC God isn’t real. Just because a “magic” book, that was written during a period of time where mental illnesses go undiagnosed, said so - it doesn’t mean he is.

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@everton_toffee1 Says more about you that chief.

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@TheEvertonEnd “We don’t care what the red shite say …”

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