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@scouseporkpie

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Follow my main account Block 305 @scousehawkeye after I robbed it back from the Russians 😭

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@scouseporkpie
Block 305 (Back up)
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I’m now back on @scousehawkeye if you can follow that 😂👍🏼
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Yerrrrrrssssss Batman 😭
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Straight into these Ingerland adoring, Nigel Kennedy fiddling, we wanna be together shouting, Ozzy Osbourne sounding, Jasper Carrot looking, Brown sauce making, UB40 singing, Prince William bumming, peaky blinder dressing, Bullring shopping, antwacky Brummy scruffs today reds 👊🏼
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Straight into these Hacket wearing, bubonic plague starting, fam and blud shouting, rule Britannia whistling, s*n reading, Heavy D looking, Piers Morgan loving, pie and mash eating, Boris bumming, European bottling, Versace blue jeans stinking, narf Landan divvies tonight eh reds
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Straight into these Dick Van Dyke sounding, top 4 dodging, ‘yer get me fam, shouting, Osama Bin Laden season ticket offering, Stone Island wearing, chimney sweeping, Chelsea reject panic buying, 40 million plus £1 offering, Kouros stinking, Nurf Landon scruffs tonight eh reds.
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Straight into these slip on Lonsdale wearing, Rhyl waltzer spinning, bird belting, child throwing, bus burning, 2 up 2 down on county road living, Sly Stallowene phowening, gammon protecting, Tory sympathising, plod snitching, murderer screaming, toffee eating, pigeon fingering,
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Hi @mayor_anderson are you gonna sort this mess out you pie crust snorting wizard, corrupt humpty dumpty looking nonce?
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Fucking Tories.
@talkSPORT
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What’s England’s biggest problem? 🤗
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Predicted champions league draw: Liverpool, Barcelona, Inter, Borussia Moenchengladbach Everton, Miley Cyrus, Clean Bandit, Jason Derulo.
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going down are we fuck we’re gonna win the cup screeching, KAG wailing, Wednesday night ball avoiding, Arteta money losing, Steaua Bucharest despising, Joe Anderson loving, ITunes chart topping, cuckoo clock parading, delusional,bitter divvies in the morning eh reds
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Credit where credit is due. The turn, the ball over the top...... but that first touch and cool side footed finish was fucking unreal. 😎👀
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United reject buying, trophy dodging, Tony Bellew bumming, Dad hating, 15 thousand to Lille taking, siren playing, sprayed LFC on my dog complaining, Manc rimming and buffet providing, blue moon singing, Corona virus scarf selling, we go the game blagging, top half avoiding
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Mad how it was a million percent going over until Scrappy Doo arms couldn’t reach it 😭
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snot on her head wiping, imaginary stadium believing, purple flare on 90+6 minutes launching, corner celebrating, transfer window winning, cockney stabbing, wall pusher shouting, manager sacking, red Christmas tree hating, money wasting, null and void begging, own team booing,
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Can everyone give me a retweet boys. Lost my account Block 305 😭
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How it started. How it ended 👍🏼
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Mass gathering in concert square last night at 10pm. The time Boris shut the boozers. What does he expect? He then sends film crews to add to the crowd, film it and broadcast it to the nation. Looked like a big gang of students but it’ll be the scousers that get it. 😡
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Evertonian’s celebrating not winning the soft bastards 🥴
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I'd love Conor Coady back at Liverpool yano 😭
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Fucking do these divvies tonight boys 😭👊🏼
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👀
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Made up I’ve got the best dodgy scouse box in Liverpool. Fuck you sky you robbing Tory bastards. 👍🏼
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Can everyone give me a retweet boys. Lost my account Block 305 😭👍🏼
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Straight into these account hacking, Vodka drinking, space visiting, casatchok dancing, stroganoff eating, Ushanka hat wearing, Novichok inhaling, missile making, American spying, Russian roulette playing, Ruble spending, commie divvies eh Twitter 😡👊🏼
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Spread the word. I’ve got my @scousehawkeye account back off the Russians 👀
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Everton’s best start to a league season for 27 years. Liverpool haven’t started this season as well as they did last season.......... But still Everton are looking up at the Reds. 😂.
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I could t give a fuck about Everton’s start to the season. They’re shit 😂
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Mad these Bloo's buzzing off Ross Barkley saying hes gone to a smaller club. Villa have been in 6 times more finals than Everton in the past 25 years, won more FA cups and won the European cup. Yer they're not at number 1 in the ITunes charts but they're well bigger than Everton
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Colin Rice on the 10A 😭
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How it started. How it ended 😭
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This countries fucked with these thick as fuck Tory Gobshites in charge isn’t it? 😭
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Thank fuck we don’t have to walk out to this intimidating cauldron today eh? 🥴
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WE’RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY........................... WHEN BORIS JOHNSON DIES 🎈🎊🎉
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Could be worse. We could have Harry Maguire in our team. 😭
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Full of students from the likes of Leicester. Concert square stinks of pot noodles and old Holborn tonight. 🤢
@chattingwham
David
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Facebook Live from town tonight - again. Fucking idiots.
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Hello 👀. It’s me Block 305. 😉
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Great having a new account so I can see all them divvy blues who had me blocked thinking they’ve won the league after 3 games. 😂
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Good times 😭
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170 million for Pogba and Maguire 😂
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Everton are down to 9th in the ITunes charts so what time are we expecting another computerised video of the imaginary stadium? 🥴
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I’d walk a million miles for one of your goals ohhhh Keeeennnnnyy. But I’m not paying sky £15 for a match the horrible Tory rats. 👊🏼
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Anyone who thinks this is intimidating obviously hasn’t heard the Everton siren 🚨😳
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😂😂
@BirchallReckons
Adam Birchall
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@scouseporkpie As an #AVFC fan, I thoroughly enjoyed this you la-talking, Ringo-drumming, Christopher Maloney-sounding, Wayne Rooney-looking, cotton-producing, Dalglish-bumming, Giorgio Primarni tracksuit wearing but Aintree-wishing, hair roller-needing, tax-dodging, beak-sniffing clown. #lfc
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Should be bouncing down the Damrak in the Dam rah about now 😭
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Still struggling to follow everyone back if you can spread the word? #Block305
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Morning @kelvmackenzie Can you please block me on this account now you horrible, evil, tory loving gobshite?
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Can’t wait to be back in that fucking ground. Absolutely rattling here. 😭
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Heads falling off over our team tomorrow more than 24 hours before it’s been announced 😂.
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Blocked by my own account. Soft twat 😂
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Imagine supporting these divvies and you count this as a success for your own team 😭
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Hi @Chrisb0606 How can I be a virgin and not look after my kids? How does that work you dopey Sam Dingle looking divvy? 🥴. Imagine sending that and then blocking me yer bad fanny. 😂
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Throw him in Walton and let someone bum his head in 👍🏼
@MerPolCC
Merseyside Police Contact Centre
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We've received a number of messages of an offensive tweet regarding James Bulger. I can confirm we have received a report on this and enquiries will be made.
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@Luey1878__ Nice one Annie 😭
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A lad from county road calling us bin dippers? 🤔
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Everton with 4 songs in the Itunes top 10. 😂 What a gang of fucking divvies. 😭
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Matip’s sound. 👍🏼
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@Markgoat1 @SoberScouser What a tit. We’ve all got dickhead supporters lad that’s just how it is. 🙄
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Morning Everton ✋🏼
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Heavy that lad. Hillsborough shout. 😞
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Feed the scousers shout from the Tory bloo’s 😭
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Fucking love Brendan. Wonderful human being 😭❤️
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I understand blues giving me shit tonight 👊🏼
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Can’t believe Alison didn’t save a pen....... AGAIN. FSG OUT 😭
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Everton aren’t top anymore. The wheels have fell off. 😭
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Lad have you swallowed a whole piece of Toblerone? 😳
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Disgusting this ruining another famous Liverpool landmark 😭
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What’s the matter dickhead? 😭
@liamgallagher
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FUCK OFF
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I’m back on @scousehawkeye 😂
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Up the reds 😭
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Can anyone who wants to get on my old account @scousehawkeye as it’s back from Russia. 😭
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Bingowe
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@scouseporkpie Murdering bastards
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First things first 👊🏼
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Get on this wool dressed as Timmy Mallet with a dark fruits cider the bad fanny 😂
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Another Tory Everton flag nonce calling scousers bin dippers the fucking lizard 🥴
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Nick the Tory flag nonce from county road 😭
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What a Gobshite. 🥴. Choo choo you bad ming.
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What a Gobshite 🥴
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4 fucking games in 😂😂😂
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High horse FC at it again. They’ve never, and never will have a player who goes down unless they’re shot by a Rocket Propelled Grenade 🥴
@YToffees
Yorkshire Toffees
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@CBeesleyEcho The guy is a diver and so is Mane. They will never change because Klopp encourages diving by constantly defending it. Players like Torres, Owen & Fowler never dropped to the floor squealing like they do to con the referee Salah and Mane are cheats playing for a cheating club
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Fucking unreal Liverpool yano. 👌
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Any spares for Villa on Sunday? 😭
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How many cup winners cups have you won? 😂😂😂🥴
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Can people follow me on @scousehawkeye as that’s my main account 😂
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Divvy behaviour mate yer? 😂
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@Everton__Chris
Chris
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Divvy behaviour, yeah like wanking in front of families, chucking old men into fountains and sending death threats to your own players.... we’ll leave the proper divvy behaviour to you lot
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Lad...... 😂. You’re stood there with your fella in cycling shorts. 😂😂
The reds are that obsessed they're even keeping an eye on iTunes. Don't think 1 Everton fan is arsed anymore.
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Get on @Stewer19861 another victim of the grasses. Give it a retweet 👍🏼
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Follow people back when I can la’s. Still on a limit 😭 Block 305 ⚰️
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Bumming Wellard behind the Archers never helped your case you thick Tory nonce. 👍🏼
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This dope has GT7 in his bio, complains I have Block 305 in mine and thinks he’s not a divvy 😂. What a fucking egghead. 🥴
@Benwalker1981
Ben Walker
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@scouseporkpie Haha you’re a grown man with a twitter dedicated to a block in a ground. I’m the divy here 😂😂
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It’s nearly finished 👍🏼
@MightyBluesYT
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Breaking!; The projected dates for the construction and completion for Everton’s new stadium at Bramley Moore Dock have been revealed by Liverpool City Council. #EFC #COYB
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Love to win 3-0 tomorrow and knock the Ev off the top of the league just to do their heads in. 👍
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Coz you spent all your dough on a square headed cart horse and a dabbing divvy mate.
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
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Liverpool Number 20 is on the download comfortably and still our board won't back the manager. Disgrace
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Another absolute divvy who thinks a film crew at a different dock is the start of BMD 😂😂. Keep making a show of yourself Ben you bad divvy 😭
@Benwalker1981
Ben Walker
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Noticed no videos from them tricky reds have taken place at bmd since this started happening.
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08:23. Tweeting about the little old Ev 🥴😭
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An Everton song related thread. 😭 @Christo51747977 @ZombyWoof65
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Fuming 😭
@nsno
N'sno
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Liverpool fans: "Yeah, why don't you support us too? We always like to see Everton doing well." Liverpool fans when Everton are doing well:
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