NurseBrianRN
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Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2020
They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper bunches all weird.
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just took a shit ton of my dog’s expired antibiotics—let’s get this party started, bitches!!
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hey. i’m headed to the grocery store. anything you need me to get incorrectly or forget entirely? -my husband
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after these past few weeks with Trump, beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars
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RT @dionnewarwick: I would like to watch Severance, but that would require me downloading Apple TV and I don’t know if I’m doing all of tha…
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RT @BigGulpAmerikan: Menstruation is bizarre. It's like something David Lynch would have came up with.
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RT @SkinMuffins: “What do your tattoos mean?” That I cannot be trusted with $700, Susan. That’s what they mean.
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totally not a portal to an underworld ruled by my sleep paralysis demons
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RT @traciebreaux: Me, sliding glass toward waitress: hit me again Waitress: you…you want a third milkshake Me: you heard me
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RT @deloisivete: My 7yo asked if the neighbor's valentine decorations were legal, and I didn't know he was on the HOA board
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