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Penn State and @onwardstate alum. Now write for @bsdtweet

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Ryan Parsons
10 months
Michigan’s Jim Harbaugh is here in State College. Looks like an emergency tarmac meeting.
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2 years
What the hell
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your spotify wrapped is literally your personal data repackaged into cute shareable insights with the business intent of acquiring more users. it's accurate because it's entirely diagnostic.
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1 year
@PMTsportsbiz @PardonMyTake Not sure if I trust a report like this coming from an unverified account
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3 years
That’s my quarterback
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3 years
We Are🦁
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
me: someone with an 8am tomorrow: I have an 8am tomorrow
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2 years
Three years later, I’ve covered my last football game in Beaver Stadium. Saying it was the opportunity of a lifetime would be an understatement. Thank you @OnwardState
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An inescapable nightmare
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2 years
Fulfilled a lifelong dream of one of my stories making it to the top of @RedditCFB
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@OnwardState
Onward State
2 years
Post the final score please, @AuburnFootball .
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3 years
@shamus_clancy This is the moment it became personal
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6 years
are Y’ALL SEEIN THIS
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3 years
Can’t stop thinking about this
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2 years
Not sure what else there is to say. My time at Penn State exceeded what I ever could have imagined. Thank you to everyone I’ve crossed paths with for leaving an impact on me. I hope I left an impact on you.
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Onward State
2 years
After three years of covering Penn State football, @rjparsons9 took a curtain call at the Rose Bowl and reflected what's been an incredible college experience.
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
@theneedledrop that’s a weird way to spell iridescense review
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Ryan Parsons
1 year
If Micah Shrewsberry went to the New Trail tap takeover at Local Whiskey and sat outside, he never would’ve even thought about leaving State College
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5 years
just bought a planner i hope this solves all my problems
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4 years
the eagles may never win a game again
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4 years
not to be dramatic but the eagles are winning the super bowl
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6 years
@nicksholiday weird marketing strategy but ok
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3 years
We did it
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2 years
Auburn.
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3 years
Four years ago, my parents were begging me to apply to Penn State even though I wanted nothing to do with it. On Saturday, I cried in the Beaver Stadium press box.
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Onward State
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Simply put, Saturday was awesome. The "family reunion" was the perfect reminder of how important Penn State football weekends are to this school and community.
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2 years
Well
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10 months
It’s gameday
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2 years
Purdue.
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2 years
Made my E60 debut today
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4 years
i still can't believe this happened
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
@ilovesmokingmid make a premium snap of just you doing normal things
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2 years
@FieldYates Penn State is reporting that it actually has 44, not 34
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
Pretty common mistake from Sean Clifford here mistaking me for my cousin Micah.
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Ryan Parsons
2 years
Today’s guest picker is…
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
@lilsamsquanch66 @icedoutomnitrix if you go to the barstool office and say “lil sas sent me” you get free wasabi and soy sauce almonds
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Ryan Parsons
5 years
“do you miss what we had” girl NO i miss elefun
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
Truly blessed to announce I have received an offer from the Electoral College🙏💙
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Ryan Parsons
1 year
This is one of the best-located student houses in State College. Always have been jealous of the people hanging out on the porch. Very sad.
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@StateCollegecom
StateCollege.com
1 year
The Brewery, Canyon Pizza and Music Mart will be forced out of their long-time homes as State College Borough uses eminent domain to acquire two downtown properties for construction of a new parking garage.
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5 years
@penn_state This tweet is inaccurate. The University will share more information shortly.
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1 year
Well that was quicker than I expected
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4 years
my plans: 2020:
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3 years
What sort of “pound cake” is this
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4 years
stepped outside for the first time in four days and instantly started levitating
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3 years
@lilsamsquanch66 So brave dude
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6 years
summer on film, kinda.
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@OnwardState
Onward State
2 years
According to a State College Starbucks barista, James Franklin's go-to order is a venti iced quad sugar-free vanilla latte with oat milk.
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
Do I listen to Frank Ocean because I'm depressed or am I depressed because I listen to Frank Ocean
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2 years
@JORDANSTOUT92 People forget
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Onward State
3 years
Jordan Stout threw it on a dime 💥
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3 years
@RedditCFB Ah yes, the State College-Dubois metropolitan area
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3 years
Someone told me I’m built like Ferb last night and I absolutely cannot stop thinking about it
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2 years
Not crying, it’s the rain
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5 years
pov you’re me and you’re standing in the corner at a party looking at your phone holding a red solo cup
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
My name is Ryan and I'm currently an unrated multi-sport athlete and recruit from Philadelphia. Due to my high school not having a football team, I didn't get offers from any big programs. This video highlights just some of my athletic prowess, and a share would mean everything.
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Ryan Parsons
3 years
Pictured here are two absolutely broken men
@OnwardState
Onward State
3 years
James Franklin will address the media for his weekly press conference shortly. Follow @OnwardStSports for updates throughout.
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@DailyCollegian
The Daily Collegian
1 year
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: The Daily Collegian is in the process of appealing a reported funding cut for fiscal year 2023-24 from Penn State
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3 years
I FEEL LIKE FLOYD IN THIS MAY WEATHER
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Ryan Parsons
10 months
The Michigan football team has landed in State College. It was in the air when the news of Jim Harbaugh’s suspension broke.
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4 years
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2 years
@OnwardState @PennStateFball Liberals tried to ruin college football. NICE TRY!
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Ryan Parsons
3 years
@AukerDean @OnwardState Not sure who your friends are but my boys and I have been locking eyes while we piss for as long as I can remember
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
miserable america
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2 years
I’ve been in Vermont for maybe two hours. I took a picture of the Black Diamond store and look who happens to be walking by
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4 years
i’m here where y’all at @DailyCollegian
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Ryan Parsons
3 years
@PSUFBLetter I asked him about it after the game. He also said “If you can’t take humiliation, you can’t take exaltation.”
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2 years
Two years of photography improvement (?) 🧘
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1 year
Tiger on the 18th. Angieri on the 9th. History is being made in Happy Valley 🌭
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
@lilsamsquanch66 mo bamba came on and we stormed the chamber
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2 years
Job’s finished
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
imagine if frat boys all said “king” instead of “bro”
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4 years
my professor called me a simp on zoom today
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4 years
you good bro? i noticed you didn’t cuff your jeans today
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4 years
a thanksgiving miracle
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6 years
SUMMER NIGHTS
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4 years
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4 years
Penn State has claimed victory over the coronavirus but the coronavirus has yet to concede
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4 years
penn state basketball vibes
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Jeff Mason
4 years
Inside the arena for President Trump’s rally in Tulsa.
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5 years
practicing watching TV for the super bowl this sunday
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1 year
A good day
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
this is what one winter in state college does to a mf
@brgridiron
B/R Gridiron
4 years
Snow isn’t bothering KJ Hamler at all 😅 (via @Broncos )
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@PennStateFball
Penn State Football
3 years
Share your favorite photo from Beaver Stadium 📸 ↓ ↓ ↓
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Ryan Parsons
5 years
@Phillies fire brett brown
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Ryan Parsons
6 years
@theneedledrop i’m no music head but MBDTF is not a 6
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5 years
my voice cracked when i told her to have fun with her boyfriend on their special date
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6 years
every rico nasty stan is a brockhampton stan pretending to not be a brockhampton stan don’t try to hide it
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3 years
Let's have a discussion about overtime rules
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6 years
hot summer nights (from July)
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5 years
make that 6 years in a row my mom has gotten me axe 3-in-1 shower gel for christmas
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5 years
is autofocus a blessing or a curse
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3 years
Absolutely no love for this godforsaken state
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4 years
yes the rumors are true, i recently underwent shoulder surgery in pursuit of becoming the greatest penn state student media dodgeball player of all time
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Ryan Parsons
4 years
yes the rumors are true, i recently underwent shoulder surgery in pursuit of becoming the grratest intramural basketball player of all time
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5 years
. ⭐️ A N D I T S B L O C K E D L I O N S S C O O P I T U P G R A N T H A L E Y W I L L S C O R E
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Ryan Parsons
3 years
JUST IN: Penn State football will *not* play in the 2021 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.
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Ryan Parsons
1 year
Changed the profile picture just to get swept in dodgeball. As a neutral observer, that’s a tough look
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