@krubner
because of the amount of carbohydrates and lack of key minerals — your body would try to start processing all of the carbs and rapidly deplete the remaining stores of phosphates and electrolytes, which when severe enough can cause cell damage, lack of blood oxygen & heart failure
stop the stupid Kamala memes and joking about her being your drunk aunt stop obscuring the violence of these people. Kamala Harris is your class enemy and her goofy idioms don’t mean a thing
It feels like a lot of Ukraine contrarianism ultimately boils down to “oh-ho, it seems you wish for your country and its allies to have glory and success but do not wish the same for its enemies, what say you, hypocrite?” and like -all else being equal, yes, guilty. Moving on.
@tahukann
the surgeon in the video says "half of all blindness in the world is people who need a 10 minute surgery" like it cool and not horrifically depressing
one of the main problems of dating apps is that you are encouraged to frame yourself as broadly desirable as possible, which pushes people to the most bland, safe, cardboard cutout shit imaginable
“This year I really want to: Travel more”
“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”
“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”
“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”
“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”
New: That fake verified Eli Lilly account sparked a panic inside the pharma giant, and senior execs decided they'd had enough, freezing all Twitter ad campaigns in a huge blow to
@elonmusk
. "For $8," they lost out on "millions of dollars in ad revenue"
@BlackSalander
all the NZ film workers were asking for was to be paid at the same rates as US film crews, but apparently that was unthinkable to WB, who would rather interfere with the labor laws of a sovereign nation than pay fair wages
cop on twitter: "i'm currently investigating how to prevent people from buying drugs online"
replies & quotes: "heh, too bad thisishowtobuydrugs(.)com exists, making it easy for people to buy drugs online"
@krubner
it does want them, but when it start metabolizing them, it uses up the body’s stores of key nutrients, which were likely already very low due to the fast
being sufficiently deficient in those minerals can be fatal
@StacyCaySlays
the myth of the hyper-efficient nazis is literally just nazi propaganda that people bought into because of the swift defeat of france and the influence of riefenstahl’s work
it's so funny to me when people say "my sweet summer child" cuz like, that's from game of thrones. it wasn't a saying before that. nice game of thrones reference. nerd.
slept with a girl last week and she did not disclose to me she was cis until yesterday, can i press charges for assault ? i thought she was normal but she concealed her cis identity
what seemingly controversial opinion do you have that all your followers agree with so you can quote tweet this post for clout and spread this horrible genre of tweet made for making purposefully inflammatory and negative statements that force ppl to take sides & drive engagement
"when was your last period"
"i don't get periods, i don't have a uterus"
"oh did you have a hysterectomy?"
"no, i was born without one"
"ummm okay, well we should still do a pregnancy test"
"i'm trans"
"got it, no pregnancy test then"
love interacting w/ the medical world