Rishi Sunak (Parody)
@rishisunakAOC
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Official Parody🥷of UK Prime Minister🇬🇧 Spreadsheet Ninja & Ex-Chancellor Messing with H2S, Fucking NHS, #SayingTheTruth Follow for Political Insights & Humor
10 Downing St. London
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@10DowningStreet
@EU_Commission
Actually, but don't tell anyone about this :
We’re just rejoining Horizon two years after a wholly unnecessary departure. During that period, our outstanding research universities have been paying a heavy price.
At least I needed to give you something to forget about my boats.
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@RScowler
@RishiSunak
@currys
Why should not vote?
My camping is solid :
•Fuck NHS⚕️
•Allow Boats🚣♂️
•Gave Them Accommodation 🏚
•Create cigarettes blackmarket with age restrictions🚭
•Mess HS2🚄
•Find a new washing machine🇮🇱
You can't argue with that, can you?
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@PicturesFoIder
Well, I will send a pre-action protocol to Gary that he owns me some pretty good money. Since I have to place myself "on call" when non on shift, the US legislation says that you have to be paid for any hour "on call," and as Gary didn't stated how much time shall we be, I've
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@RishiSunak
Sorry guys, I drank a bit. Didn't want to steal the credit from good old Summer, I just felt like it is still winter
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@OliverVarhelyi
@UKAndNIasOne
But still no one questions :
• How does Palestine almost cease to exist? 🇵🇸
• Did Israel exist before Jews fled from Hitler ?🇮🇱
• How and Where Israel was formally formed?🇮🇱
I hope I have the answers for that... but let's send them some billions in the meantime.
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@SadiqKhan
My cousin,
@SadiqKhan
, only allows comments, and topics, when are in his favor.
#Democracy
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@trussliz
@GregAbbott_TX
Liz, girl, come back, what are you doing there?
You're no longer Prime Minister...
Did you took any pill from Biden or something?
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@MayorofLondon
Hey, Sadiq, what's wrong with you, mate? Displaying fear? Comments are not allowed in your other posts anymore?
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@omarebrahimm1
@jacksonhinklle
Think about this.... What do we really know about History?
Did Hitler really was the Villan in all this Story?
This could've happened to Germany?
These are some kinds of intrigue questions...
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@SadiqKhan
It's a scandal the fact that you closed your comments on the other account, that's one thing.
Second, if you claim it is a scandal, why don't you give something from your salary? Let me guess, to skinny for this?
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@Nigel_Farage
@GBNEWS
@Nigel_Farage
, since you're there, let's speak about
#Wall
,
#Mexico
and
#Tunnels
! Didn't forget about boats, didn't you?
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@RishiSunak
Well... I'm not sure here if I'm lying you guys or myself. Wish I am telling the truth but we'll see
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@kev1n1985
@MarkVipond
@RishiSunak
Allowance of more boats on the channel from Calais to Dover.
Growing the Employment rate in Food Delivery.
Deliver more homes by sticking 8 people in 1 bedroom.
Trust me, my plan is working!🇬🇧🇮🇳
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@vonderleyen
There are new more ways now to recycle the EU Tax Payers money into the big wallets!
Thank you, Ursula!
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@SadiqKhan
@mrjamesob
Well, I didn't thought that the numbers of people who sold their car are that high... but definitely they enjoy a clean air by walking instead of driving!
#ULEZExpansion
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@Conservatives
Well. Obviously, it was just summer. Like Putin used to say : "Winter is coming"
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@jacksonhinklle
Maybe he is not the bad guy after all.... Merciful some might say... what about you?
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@RishiSunak
Sorry guys, I had to say something, King Charles made me do it.
In reality, I'm just having some good vibes !
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@SadiqKhan
Sadiq, my cousin... hope you're not planning a Notting Hill Festival - Arab & Jew Edition
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Digital Revolution in India!🇮🇳
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@TiceRichard
1 thing is true for sure. If you pay
@SadiqKhan
12.50£, your car will not poluate until midnight!
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@AndrewRTDavies
Have no fear, Rishi is here! I don't like speed limits and seat belts either!
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@MayorofLondon
@mrjamesob
And the poor definitely, they have now less weight in the pocket or an empty space in a driveway!
Rich, enjoy more space on the roads for they cars to breathe freely!
#ULEZExpansion
#ULEZWufWufOut
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@MartinDaubney
@SadiqKhan
, I told you your
#ULEZExpansion
sux!
Will show you how you get it done with a masterpiece very soon.
#PayPerMile
!
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@10DowningStreet
Reviewed the new childcare expansion plans with the team. 📑 While we're at it, considering adding 'Economics of Teddy Bears 101' to the curriculum. 🧸 And maybe a course on 'Budgeting with Monopoly Money'? 💷 Every little "tip" helps!
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@trussliz
@MOFA_Taiwan
Well, after your longest position held in your life, do you really have a say in this?
At last you saved yourself of all this hate and have a great pension! :)
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@trussliz
@GregAbbott_TX
Liz, girl, come back, what are you doing there?
You're no longer Prime Minister...
Did you took any pill from Biden or something?
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@RishiSunak
Sorry guys, i think i took the wrong pills this morning... The war in in West Asia and i deployed troops in Sweeden up Nord...
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@Nigel_Farage
@Jeremy_Hunt
@Nigel_Farage
, I start to feel that my job security is threatened directly by you! Keep it up!🇬🇧👍
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@Nigel_Farage
Invasion? I do not know what you're talking about. The invasion happened a long time ago... Check Downing Street 10🇮🇳
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@SadiqKhan
Comments allowed here? What's the catch?
Where are pictures and videos from Notting Hill Festival Part 2?
#Degradation
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@vonderleyen
@EU_Commission
@BajramBegajAL
Ehh... cut the bull Ursula...
You're afraid of more immigrants through Albania🇦🇱
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@RishiSunak
Sorry guys, I am a Hindu, after all. Since I have brought all my neighbours with the boats, now I need to create them a black market for cigarettes to make some £ for living.
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Pedophile?
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@RishiSunak
Congruatiulations !! Thank you all to fall to our Student Finance Scam, where we pay the teachers from
#TaxPayers
money, so we can take our cut from their salary and wait for you to graduate and to reimburse our money with some extra profit!🎓🇬🇧
#SFE
#StudentFinanceScam
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@RishiSunak
Told you guys. With all these illegal immigrants, we have to keep up with our promise!
"To remove them from the borders....." and place them in accommodation!
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@AndrewRTDavies
Finally ! I keep asking around
@x
for someone to write
#Liar
on my face!
Bless ya!
#VoteRishi
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@Nigel_Farage
@RishiSunak
No worries. Definitely we have a co-national here, willing to rent 3 bedroom flat for all of them to fit in!🇮🇳🇬🇧
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In case i lose my job, I can always be a comedian isn't I? Afterall... me as prime minister is a parody it self, don't you think?
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@RishiSunak
What about the government?
They are allowed there?
Just asking for a friend
@SadiqKhan
, not for myself.
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@10DowningStreet
@RishiSunak
It is the right approach to stick with Israel. They have investments all across the world, the economy itself relay on them.
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Your new neighbours are on the way!
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@grantshapps
@RishiSunak
Mate, this should've been secret until I have my fun and mess a bit with
@BorisJohnson
You took away all the fun!
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@10DowningStreet
@RishiSunak
Will give the people the impression that they will have a say! Please...
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@NoContextHumans
Well, they definitely re-invented Britain and the United Kingdom itself through the Royal Bloodline of Normands.
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@PaulDillon2
@RishiSunak
Not really, at least not as it seems. I pay with Aksatha's business card, and then I reimburse the expense from taxpayers into my account.
Don't tell anyone...
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@RishiSunak
We are all shocked, but we still support Israel! Good job guys, now shame on you!
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@AndrewRTDavies
Yes boats + yes ulez = Rishi Villan
Yes boats + yes ulez + no 20mph (in wales) = Rishi Hero🪄
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@RishiSunak
@currys
Should I be concerned that "👥Readers added context..." will reveal all my lies?
@ElonMuskAOC
...🤦♂️
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@SadiqKhan
@sabrodrigues61
@SebDance
@asthmalunguk
@londonchamber
@JanetDaby
@Len_Duvall
Well, my daughter once started to speak with her doll, and she kept telling me about their discussions and I have asked her
"Honey, does the doll respond you back? Cause you know... we might need to see a doctor. "
She replied : No, she just listen
Same with you in this case.
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@Nigel_Farage
Perfect! I need their number for a contract in 2025 for
#BlackwallTunnel
, when my fellow 'friend,'
@MayorofLondon
, will attempt to burden the poor even more!
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@vonderleyen
@ediramaal
Nice one.
@ediramaal
🇦🇱 will be able to make stand-up comedy in the EU Parliment about Putin!
He's pretty god damm good!
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@SadiqKhan
Degradation, u wanna say. Share everything from that festival, not just what you want.
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@asthmalunguk
Let me guess, you drank water after
@SadiqKhan
, or you have a cut from this. "Pay me 12.50£ and you don't poluate till midnight"
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