making everything about your hyperfixation is so embarrassing like. watching hell’s kitchen thinking “oh god what i wouldn’t do to watch apollo justice undercook scallops…”
klavier is so sexy because he is not a sore loser i think. other prosecutors are crying and throwing up when phoenix beats them but when apollo beats klavier, he is like “wow that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen” and then they don’t discuss it further
do u think capcom was like “Finally they’ll stop complaining and begging for new games” and then opened social media and saw everyone clowning on the name apollo justice trilogy immediately
i am all for “apollo is insecure because klavier is so famous” tropes but at some point i need everyone to admit that it’s significantly funnier if apollo is self assured & borderline arrogant enough to forget that klavier is the 2025 sexiest man of the year. he is just some guy.
literally thank god klavier didn’t meet apollo until he was a whole adult cause i think he wouldve done the phoenix thing and changed his whole career path for him. it wouldn’t have worked either because apollo is normal unlike miles edgeworth.
man,, say what u will about ace attorney but they are so good at setting up interesting family relationships and then dropping the plot lines entirely /neg
klapollo so fun cause they named the 5’5 average guy apollo and then made a guy who by all means would’ve been named after a greek god in any other franchise and they named him dumb fuck piano.
“herr forehead” being Not Even About apollo’s forehead at first is so funny honestly. they were literally talking about a dead man’s forehead and klavier went “hey thats kinda fitting for you <3”
very serious question actually but. is klavier actually aware of phoenix’s & athena’s presence here. he is ONLY talking to apollo like a crazy gay person
Drew like a dark, fucked up version of Klavier Gavin from Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted persepctive would make most simply go insane lmao
apollo justice: ace attorney is a funny game because the trilogy spends 3 games painting the picture of nrmt’s (kinda) lifelong friendship that is still developing and then they made klapollo, a ship that you can’t put in the same sentence as “slowburn” without me raising a brow
every time apollo has a big chunk of dialogue and the game doesn’t show klavier for awhile i can only imagine he’s leaning on the bench with the biggest heart eyes imaginable
actually just picturing a klavier x reader fic that just slowly becomes increasingly more obvious that it’s for apollo. starts with like “you brush your (hair color) hair” and ends with “klavier brushes the long brown hair spikes out of your eyes” also klavier wrote this fic
MOST GENDER MAN IN ACE ATTORNEY TOURNAMENT
absolutely nothing has been chosen randomly ! i’ve plotted meticulously for the sake of my master plan. if they’re in here it’s because it’s funny.
ace attorney fans see a character who is very clearly intended to be a person of color & then desperately tries to make them white anyway. calling simon a weeb instead of acknowledging he’s just japanese. saying klavier tans instead of accepting that he’s brown. it’s insufferable
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phoenix wright canonically likes chicken sandwiches, apples, grape juice,,, forming a mental grocery list for when he becomes real and i need to feed him while hiding him in my basement,, is there anything else he likes
someone needs to commit to the bit and write a fic of this but also it needs to be done entirely in german with an authors not that translates just the entire thing
klavier is so very interesting to me /because/ of the fact he’s one of the few characters to fool everyone with his facade. he’s constantly described as laidback and cool and yet when you get to 4-3 & 4-4 you realize that he’s only really “cool” when he knows exactly what’s going
ace attorney the invasive species in my brain,, introduced to the ecosystem with no natural predators,, rapidly expanding numbers,,, it kills every other thought i have without remorse
my favorite aa continuity error (favorite because it doesn’t affect anything it’s just funny) is how trucy has the little hair spikes to tie her design to apollo and show they’re siblings but jove’s appearance in aa6 very much implies he gave apollo the hair spike dna and that