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thus spoke zarathustra, gradual slip, occasional fill in guy, sandwich enthusiast

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@ridersovrohan
rohan
5 years
blessing your tl with arctic weasels because honestly just look at them
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
if u gon bring this up every month, at least bring up the fact that u lost it when u decided to drink and drive too
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@ridersovrohan
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6 years
i'm losing my FUCKING mind
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
today we honor our fallen king. his throne lies empty for no one will be able to take his place. wherever you are, King Dave, i just hope that it's fucken nice out 😔☝🏽
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
i know a place
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@ridersovrohan
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6 years
WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY DOO 😳 ☝/||\☝ _/¯ ¯\_ THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU 😂 👇 || 👇 _/¯ ¯\_ WE'RE GONNA SOLVE 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ THAT MYSTERY 👋 \ 😎 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_
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2 years
i’m crying yo this is so funny
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@ridersovrohan
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7 years
not rescuing a dog out of the millions in need of it and instead paying absurd amounts of money to clone one is PEAK rich white people
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. @BarbraStreisand had her beloved dog Samantha cloned: Meet Miss Scarlett and Miss Violet
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4 years
@donellacandra @bootleghinata well tracy, if you drink, get behind the wheel, hurt yourself and then try to use it as a ploy to gain clout / $$ without acknowledging the danger you put others and yourself in then yes i'mma act up
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@ridersovrohan
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6 years
white girls: ew he said "hey" in my DMs, let's put him on blast ladies!!!! also white girls: ughhhhhhhhh ted bundy murder this pussy 😍😍😍
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
@xsunbather she thinks her titties will make up for it
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
@donellacandra @bootleghinata the omission of the act from her story every time is what i'm not excusing tracy crystal ball tent night sky plant moon pisces
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@ridersovrohan
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5 months
the “let people enjoy things” crowd is gonna tell me to let this slide but i simply cannot lol this shit sucks
@crustaceanfella
𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝕴𝖓𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓 🍻
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New worst moshpit just dropped
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@ridersovrohan
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2 years
the kardashians being backstage during a turnstile set is something i didn’t think would ever even conceptually exist but it’s straight up happening next year lmao
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
@archerbortion she posts about it eeeeevery month and neglects to mention how it happened! well yeah drunk driving lol
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@ridersovrohan
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7 years
saturday mornings. #TweetLikeThe2000s
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@ridersovrohan
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7 years
I am not your: ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Friend I'm not your: ⚪️ Spouse ⚪️ Widow 🔘 Lover I'm not your: ⚪️ Brother ⚪️ Sister 🔘 Family ⚪No 🔘 Yeah
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
@donellacandra @bootleghinata apologies basically yes the act of getting behind the wheel sucks. yes as a young person she can learn and move forward. but instead she's using sustained injuries for clout without acknowledging the recklessness that occured to result in injury
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@ridersovrohan
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3 months
it will forever be No Justice last show in DC
@heyilyforever
hey, ily! LP2 IS COMING
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yall send me the craziest live videos you’ve ever seen. i���m taking lots of moshing, band is going crazy. just REALLY good energy. bonus points if it’s a small-ish venue
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
relax, if y'all wanna pump ya nut into a sock for her go right ahead i do not care lol stream my band's new split EP
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@ridersovrohan
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11 months
late september, 59° and rainy you know what that means
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
@brinadove420 fr like she's always like "and what about it?" girl how bout some self reflection
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@ridersovrohan
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3 years
twitter: fleets are going away everyone:
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@ridersovrohan
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7 years
this episode gave you nightmares for 3 days #tweetlikethe2000s
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3 years
panera is and always has been overpriced hospital food
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7 years
I don't even need to say anything #TweetLikeThe2000s
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11 months
i’m begging you all please do some research on if a band name exists already before you make one 😭
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
DIY this, DIY that why don't you DIY kids Date In Your age range
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7 months
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6 years
I still can't believe this is the most popular thing I'll ever tweet
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6 years
i'm losing my FUCKING mind
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6 years
yes hello welcome to my twitter please buy prints of my photos and support my art ty. DM me, i got more photos if you're looking for something specific and i'll hook you up with a good price
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@ridersovrohan
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4 months
after figuring out what the setlist was i can safely say that i hate every single stupid motherfucker who got to attend this you’re all USELESS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
@numetal_moment
crazy ass moments in nu metal history
4 months
Slipknot revive red jumpsuits for small intimate California show (2024)
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7 months
ain’t no way michael cera got the green light to go “let my cream hydrate you” what kinda horny ass Super Bowl is this lmao
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@ridersovrohan
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5 years
@BryanGarris_ cause he did baby popped out that man bicep
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5 years
@milkinhisbag you not that desperate king
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3 years
“the CDC said it’s okay that— ”
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3 years
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@ridersovrohan
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16 days
FYA moving is a direct result of people speaking out against the genocide of Palestinians and a perfect example of how tangible change can spawn from collective action when crediting FYA for moving, do not exclude those who loudly pushed for them to do so
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
hardcore kids buy one Carhartt hoodie and some cargo pants from Bass Pro Shops to wear with their silver bullet 97s and call it streetwear it hurts too much please stop i'm begging you
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5 months
yea i beat myself over the head with a brick every time i hear this riff
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4 years
@xsunbather fr like flex, do ur thing but don't ask for sympathy pretending like you didn't bring your injury upon yourself
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4 years
@airbagged the jokes write themselves
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4 months
haha this is awesome more of this
@JudgeCarter
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Unhinged anti-Israel activists vandalized my Georgetown office. Let me make 2 things clear, my support for Israel is unwavering & your intimidation won’t work. Secondly, the parties responsible will be found & will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. #StandWithIsrael
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4 years
Robert Pattinson: Twitter:
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7 years
Yo if Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce and Chad Gilbert cheated on Hayley Williams, it just affirms the fact that we men, are in fact, not shit
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2 years
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1 year
i’m visiting calgary with family and this dude is busking on the street corner playing necrophagist and absolutely nailing it lmao
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4 years
@milkinhisbag @Alythuh bro thanks for paying my entire grad school tuition, i owe my entire masters degree to you!
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7 years
Y'all, look at this shot of @AnthonyGreen I got, holy shit I'm so stoked on it WOW
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2 years
look do whatever you want, be an HC tourist or a lifer it doesn’t matter just please for the love of god NEVER let these come back
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8 months
“can i just” “would y’all be mad” “barking” be fuckin fr he’s built like fuckin Kratos no one’s gonna be mad grow up and just say you wanna fuck him until you can’t walk like the rest of us
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Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein
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5 years
▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ══╩══╩═ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ just dropped down to say ╬═╬ ╬═╬ dasani is trash water ╬═╬☻/ ╬═╬/▌ ╬═╬/ \
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3 months
real ones know
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4 years
co vid-19 ochie
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5 months
this is so beast lmao brodie in the black jersey wit the spin kick got mad style
@TheBrattPack63
The Bratt Pack
5 months
Devils fans have more fun
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4 years
"you attract what you fear" aaaaahh sloppy toppy aaaah so scary
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4 years
your headline should not be "OFFICER INDICTED IN THE DEATH OF BREONNA TAYLOR" it should be "NO MURDER CHARGE GIVEN TO THE 3 OFFICERS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF BREONNA TAYLOR"
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@ridersovrohan
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4 years
ROBERT FORBES WAS INTENTIONALLY STRUCK, RUN OVER AND KILLED BY A WHITE MAN AT A PEACEFUL PROTEST AND COPS TOOK ZERO WITNESS STATEMENTS ONLY STATEMENTS FROM THE SUSPECT HIMSELF WHO THEN SMOKED CASUALLY IN POLICE PROTECTION FUCK THIS BULLSHIT FUCK COPS #JusticeForRobertForbes
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4 years
trapt going on a racist rampage meltdown in the middle of a global pandemic while the entire world is on lockdown is NOT how i was expecting 2020 to go but here we are
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4 months
what you need to understand about Torture is that the band is a textbook example of being an artist’s artist a joy to listen to for the consumer, the music appreciator, the collector but something extraordinarily impactful when listened to by other musicians/artists
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3 years
lifecycle of hc music gatherings: - fest announced - people stoked, people mad - fest happens - people stoked, people mad - twitter discourse - no one cares after a week - hate5six video sets drop and they’re sick
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4 years
and make sure you support Curse Catcher's side because it fucking rips and has riffs
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5 years
stop asking: "are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?" and start asking: "do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once"
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3 years
saying “that band sucked anyways” when one of them is outed as a rapist isn’t the flex you think it is
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5 years
"hardcore isn't for everyone" ok fine maybe it isn't but you know what is? deodorant please wear some for fucks sake
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6 years
bloodbather is the funniest fucking band in the world holyshit
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5 months
this is a perfect 90s album by the way and probably in the top 5 of the decade
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4 years
aight i did that shit and i'm nervous as hell posting this but fuck it flex
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5 years
butt hole sun won't you come
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4 years
every celebrity that posts mental breakdown videos from their $12 million dollar mansions has to pay me $10,000
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5 months
i’m begging please put the camera down and pick up a couple of these
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@deathxplorer
wop wit da choppa
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unfortunately bots didn’t get tickets just photographers//:
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@ridersovrohan
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3 years
never forget when tinashe said her favorite mortician album is hacked up for bbq
@aquackquack
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4 years
Perfect Crime dance freaking ATE THE FUCK UP 😍😍😍👌🏼 @Tinashe
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4 years
don't be shy show some more
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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THE SILENT MAJORITY IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! #MAGA
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5 years
shameless plug follow my photography page
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4 years
please stop sharing photos with protestors faces/identifiable features in them, it puts them at great risk
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4 years
@xDerbsx clearly not considering she tries to twist it around into some sob story when it's entirely her fault
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5 years
so we just gon fuck around and act like ann coulter doesn't look like them long necked mfs from star wars lmaooo
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6 years
@ChiefTodd16 @theLUCASTDS @kelstronaut @WatkinsLondon it's a traditional indian outfit. the scarf is called a dupatta and it's quite thin. it's pretty comfortable actually
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6 years
are you Squidward? that's okay take your time
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2 years
A GANG CALLED SPEED FROM SYDNEY FUCKING AUSTRALIA @gangcalledspeed
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4 years
the #DropOutBernie tag is fucking hilarious it's all just salty ass rich white liberals that are afraid of poor people lol get bent, stay mad
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4 years
please......just bring them back
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6 years
@majebland anyone who mad she posted this prolly got a room that look like this
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5 years
why the new tesla look like them tomb raider titties tho 😂💀
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7 months
AI generated jesus foot fetish commercial is fucking insane lmao
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9 months
thus spoke zarathustra x ballista x elysia 🤝 fellowship this was one of the craziest sets i’ve played in a long time shout out River for the one time 👆
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5 years
that's because he's korean you dumb bitch
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6 years
are we just gonna fuck around like mrs. incredible don't got that WAGON
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3 years
princess diana fits went crazy
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3 years
nah bro i never EVER thought i would look like this my confidence screaming rn
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5 years
@cal_gif ay yo the weed man just out here hustling put some respec on his name
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4 months
say “mosh mommy” in front of me and watch in horror as i burst into flames and die right in front of you
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4 years
facebook stay undefeated 😭😭😭
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6 years
when car boys and horse girls date they become a horsepower couple
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3 years
phil bozeman unanswered time
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2 years
you as funny as amy schumer
@awlivv
awlivv (🖤🧡 era)
2 years
if i had a hardcore bf i would hold all his stuff for him while he was in the pit and kiss him when he came back
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4 years
I WILL NOT LET THIS GET LOST. ROBERT FORBES WAS THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME WHILE HE WAS PEACEFULLY PROTESTING HE HAS PASSED AWAY. HIS KILLER STOOD THERE SMILING AND SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH COPS. DON'T LET THIS GET BURIED #JusticeForRobertForbes
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