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i’m an uncle, son, and chef. my credit score is 460 and climbing.

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Whenever the cashier asks if you’d like to round up your total to donate to needy children, always say “not today”. This implies that you donate on some days and they will think that you’re a good person. Follow me for more tips!
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@greg16676935420 @wizkhalifa Greg those aren’t cigarettes
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@catholic_victim What do you get at chipotle that only costs $9 and some residue?
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@LeadingReport Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?
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@LeadingReport Okay can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?
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@PicturesFoIder Drake and lil Wayne
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@w000rm At least it changes a little bit🥹
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@PicturesFoIder Sorry guys.. I thought lil Wayne was the white guy on top. Never met a black guy named Wayne
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700 retweets and he gets my face tattooed on his thigh. Don't let me down.
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@ShitpostGate *walks in* “yep you’re autistic”
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@ShitpostGate Oinka Oinka is too real
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@ihyomeo I wouldn’t recommend gardening in the dark
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@HumansNoContext I met Mickey Mouse at Disney World
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@ShitpostGate We’re going to be employed at a Mexican restaurant at the age of 7
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@JefferyxBball @ButtCrackSports Dude Lebran Jones has an E in it. The post specifically said name a NBA player without an E in their name😂
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@LeadingReport Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?
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@LeadingReport Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?
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@JustinWhang That’s a little too far
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@PicturesFoIder They boiled that very quickly
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@alfsgirl @PicturesFoIder I’m learning a lot today
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@ShitpostGate What do you mean you don’t have anymore?
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@JustinWNelson @iluminatibot It’s like when you play jenga and your uncle’s step son knocks down your tower but blames it on someone else
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@greg16676935420 It also keeps food moldy (I left mine in there for 9 days)
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@OvOBrezzzy “Your ride comin or do I need to bring you home?”
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@greg16676935420 @MrBeast I used the calculator app on my phone he’s actually half way to 400 million
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@catholic_victim I have to eat unholy amounts to feel something
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I don’t know who Jamie is but I’ve been refilling her allergy medication for the past month.
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@NoContextHumans Butter knifes are useless can’t cut anything with them
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@LeadingReport Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?
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@LeadingReport Okay can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?
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@HumansNoContext United States
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Y'all ever just get bored and FaceTime random numbers?
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@Vee3277 @catholic_victim There’s a two dollar bill. Buddy’s been holding onto that one for a minute
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@ShitpostGate I’m feeling generous. Double it
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@NoContextHumans Hard workers
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They should make a reality TV show following doordash drivers to the worst neighborhoods “Okay for $6.50 you have to get this bag of food to that single wide trailer without getting attacked by Sprinkles, the Pit Bull… andddddd GO!”
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: yes it’s true. When I hit 500 followers I’ll do a bare chest reveal!
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@bennyjohnson He accomplished a lot with that
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This was my breakfast this morning Unlike all of my other dishes, this one was awful. Please do not eat this for breakfast.
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@wildtiktokss The conjuring
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Anybody else do this?
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@RobWalks_ Big toe thumbs
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Nothing like eating loaves of meat. I’ll probably live off of these bad boys for the next 4 days! I hope you’re all having a Happy Sunday!
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I bet he's wishing he woke up as Lil Dicky
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Yep, you guessed it. Steak for dinner tonight I marinated these bad boys in ketchup and vinegar for 20 minutes! (This picture was taken just seconds before I cut them into bite sized pieces) Yum!🥩
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Did you guys know that Lowe’s has a carpet section? What don’t they sell?!? I’m gonna bring my cats up here to play (they love clawing on carpets)
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@ACTBrigitte Then don’t tax their income
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@rodwave Bro must’ve just ate that Wendy’s chili
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@charlidamelio Maybe you should consider washing your hands
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Does anyone know where this store is?
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The price , fuccin inflation
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@NoContextHumans You have to break your jaw to take a bite and then the burger falls apart
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@ShitpostGate I passed out smelling it at 7-11 last week
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@NoContextHumans Double cheeseburger from McDonald
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Does anyone know how many more days till Christmas?
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So excited for Christmas
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@LeadingReport Thank you all for explaining it to me. So basically there was a presidential election in 2020?
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I’ll be updating my profile picture soon. My current one is an old picture from a longggg time ago (just got some sweet headshots taken) So if you notice that my blue check is gone, that’s why (not because I ran out of money again) Thank!
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@greg16676935420 I want to go to that school
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I just ate this entire plate inside of a gas station casino. All of the people around me seemed really impressed at how quickly I finished it.
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ANNOUNCEMENT📣: I’m sad to announce that I am getting close to the end of the cook book that my grandma gave me. With that being said, I need some new recipes to cook. Please send me all of your favorite recipes and I will cook them and post them. I’ll tag you in the posts also
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Just left the gas station casino. Turns out, no gambling goes on in there!! It’s more of like a midnight paradise for truckers I did get to meet this cool guy named Curtis though.
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@ImagesAlbum That one episode of drake & josh
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I don’t want the money just put me in there with @greg16676935420
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Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)
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Eating lunch at The Mighty Crab today (I’m definitely gonna leave a tip this time) I asked the people sitting across from me to take my picture, but they said no. So I just got their child to do it instead What are you guys eating today?
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@LeadingReport Elon Musk and Mr Donald could be in like an avengers movie together
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Guys it's real simple just go retweet
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@NoContextHumans Cow beef > chicken beef
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@JoeVargas Won’t be participating this time
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@chameleon_fr @wildtiktokss They’ll find the ice cube in your throat and determine that you choked on it. Been watching a lot of true crime so this stuff comes easy
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@JustinWNelson @RobWalks_ I’m not eating anything cooked by someone with thumbs like that
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@LeadingReport I won’t be participating this time
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@LeadingReport I have got to see that video!
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Did you know that if you walk into your local hospital and get in line at the cafeteria, they will serve you lunch?? I wish someone would have told me this sooner #LifeHacks
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@HumansNoContext Hannah Montana
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@JefferyxBball Excuse me?
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Well I got kicked out of the casino this morning. I was just trying to do magic tricks with the cards at the poker table.. needless to say, I didn’t win anything
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Lunch today! I won’t gate keep this recipe- Toast, leftover baked beans, and some of Sweet Baby Ray’s Kentucky Deluxe Ketchup!
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I got this sweet headshot taken at the mall yesterday. This took a lot of confidence to post. Let me know if y’all like it. #NewProfilePic
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America 2017... "Boys"
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@greg16676935420 Of course I made it
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk @cb_doge I didn’t even have to use my calculator app. I did it all with just a pen and paper
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Just bought this game. Any suggestions?
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And @TheoVon should be the host
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@gazpachomachine It’s better than sitting on the couch hitting your vape
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@ShitpostGate Those are his plants now
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I went to Arby’s for breakfast this morning and flirted with the girl behind the counter for like 40 minutes. Gave her my phone number and asked her on a date… she said she would let me know!!!!! #Progress
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Well needless to say, I’m literally shaking! Thanks @greg16676935420
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I’m hoping @ballsdeepindoge will send me some of his most famous recipes
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@wildtiktokss 90% of rappers
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Just went to Chilis and got the Rancher Burger. It was pretty good but way to tall for my mouth I used all of my ketchup so I had to ask a family across the restront if I could borrow their bottle (they said yes)
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The cashier at 7-11 taking up for me when the people in line behind me start complaining
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“He’s not gambling, he’s investing”
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Can someone remind Jacob to throw his milk out tomorrow morning? I can’t do it, because I will be very busy
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They really don’t want us to forget 😢
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@disclosetv Why did they get arrested?
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