Alan Carroll
@alancarroII
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“Mo money, mo problems” - Warren Buffett 🧠 Socials Ex Populus | Intern @uraniumdigital_ | Prev: @Vayner3
Joined November 2017
🚨Breaking🚨 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele has banned Jim Cramer from entering the country
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“Living in the Metaverse will be stress free”. The Metaverse:
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Me listening to a couple of normal people talk about cryptocurrency
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🚨Breaking🚨 Donald Trump has nominated Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong for Secretary of the Treasury
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Degens at 3am bridging 2x their country’s median household income to a chain that was created 4 days ago
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The IRS: “We’ll need documentation of every trade you made”. Crypto mfs:
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People with 0.3 Bitcoin scrolling through Twitter right now
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Normal people learning you have over $1000 invested in cryptocurrency
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Realizing I should have bought Bitcoin in 2009 instead of being in 6th grade
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BlackRock and VanEck executives one week after joining crypto twitter
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BlackRock and VanEck executives one week after joining crypto twitter
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Crypto twitter flying 20 hours to Singapore so they can stand around at events like this
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“BlackRock said to chill the f*ck out on the crypto laws”
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Uber drivers in Nashville, Tennessee after being shilled Bitcoin for 17 straight hours
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BlackRock after outbidding a single mother of 3 in the housing market
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When you’ve been in NFTs for 6 months and haven’t achieved generational wealth
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Absolutely no one: . Crypto bros getting groceries tomorrow:
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My uncle who’s been working for 30+ years getting a text that I made $5,000,000 off a hippo coin on Solana
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Normal people learning you have over $1000 invested in cryptocurrency
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“Insider trading is called ‘alpha’ in Web3, we’ll be fine”
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How people holding $17,000,000 in meme coins show up to events
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All the meme coins I aped into sitting in my phantom wallet
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My kidnappers returning me after I talked about NFTs for 36 straight hours
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“I don’t care what they say, I think your Ethereum portfolio is amazing”
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Me at the Thanksgiving table waiting to switch the conversation to crypto
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How people holding $17,000,000 in meme coins show up to events
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“Insider trading is called ‘alpha’ in Web3, we’ll be fine”
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Solana meme coin investors preparing to turn $7 into $100k
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Terrible day, had 2 Solana NFTs in my car, someone broke in and left 2 more 😫
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People with a portfolio of 0.2 ETH worrying about the crypto market
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Seeing another person from crypto twitter at my McDonald’s job interview
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Crypto investors preparing to lose even more money in 2023
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“Saw one of your crypto friends got in trouble this week”
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BlackRock executives one week after joining crypto twitter
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How people holding $17,000,000 in meme coins show up to events
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Meeting your crypto friends vs. meeting your stock friends
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The IRS: “We’ll need documentation of every trade you made”. Crypto mfs:
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People with a portfolio of 0.2 ETH seeing the SEC investigation
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Seeing Grayscale send 17 quadrillion Bitcoin to Coinbase
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Normal people learning you have over $1000 invested in meme coins
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Mfs buy a floor Mutant and start posting pics like this
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BlackRock executives scrolling through crypto twitter for the first time
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Mfs launching a NFT project after being in Web3 for two weeks
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People with 0.2 ETH worrying about the SEC’s impact on the crypto market
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My uncle seeing me for the first time since I shilled ETH at $4500
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When mfs have no fear after years of investing in crypto markets
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