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One thing about men is they'll always come back. Mnarudigi kufanya? Kuona kama bado tuko wajinga?
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Kalenjin men are never romantic. My ex kalenjin guy after the first weekend of meeting told me on Monday morning while I was leaving, 'Ujue Umenibamba' wtf was that to mean?
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Mkacheze na balloons on my profile. It's +1 for me. 3rd floor innit. 💉💉.
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I am the only one female in my office, despite being a professional, kukiwa na maji ya kuboil ni mimi natumwa kitchen. This says a lot about men.😪😔
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We don't want a re-run. Ikae tu. Atangaze anyone we continue with life.
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Yesterday at a CBD hotel with those yellow yellow waitresses, Kidogo when one of us looked behind, one of the waitresses had sat badly and we could see her bare unders. Imagine seeing a pink labia on a Sunday afternoon. Aunty wa HR si alisema tuvae nguo za ndani, ama?😆😆😆
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@HICCUP_o
Wah we have clowns as leaders in this country and he thinks he's being comical. Wah.
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Azimio wameanza ujinga na upuuzi. Kwani hamkujipanga the whole campaign period? Si ata nyie mcook figures. We need to be serious. These sideshows are late!
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Mlisema hakuna dawa ya arthritis kabisa? I have a close person arthritis has put down bana and it's difficult to see them wail in pain.
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I hoped for a maasai-themed year and here we are!
Amsheni majirani,
Intasupa pookin. 🎉
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@Makiadi_
Usiende mbali mimi nimezaliwa Loitoktok and I still don't speak maasai. Na hamtaniambia anything
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I was offered an industrial attachment at the office of the president in 2015. Among the many of us who applied for the position, I was the one who got picked. While preparing to start the attachment, Kajiado County gov't offer letter of the same in the Emergency office arrived..
Kuna mistake umewahi fanya ikakucost big time, and maybe saai ungekuwa somewhere better, but because of that mistake bado uko kwa block?
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@TheOtherDelo_
Haha kuna director general wa parastatals kama tatu nawajua huchana vibaya sana. Pia hao hawajiwezi ama u can explain
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Habari Yenu!
Habari Yenu!
Habari Yenu tena🥲!
I hope this will be a maasai-year❤️
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@ElayneOkaya
My friend who's my former classmate manages the most-awarded winning lodge in UG. She has taken me to places I would never afford even if I worked for statehouse.
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Watavunja matelevisheni.
I am the one in Blue & Red.
I hoped for a maasai-themed year and here we are!
Amsheni majirani,
Intasupa pookin. 🎉
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Captains mmesema hamtaki a fairly-used maa babe with fine tirries (size C) and a sizeable ass. Kwa smile ndio msiongee. I gona smile right into your pants immediately you set your eyes on me. Flat tummy nayo ni rumours. Changamkeni.
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Came across some video clip during the weekend and I must say, that was the reason they wouldn't have given Raila the seat. Guys, pray and fast without ceasing. We are in a war against many worldly things. Jakom,
@RailaOdinga
it will be well!
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I hear Natembeya has won in Trans-Nzoia. Tell me they aint rumours please. 🤗😃
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Another one-year job contract signed and sealed. Aint God amazing?
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I hope you guys have seen Aliko Dangote and the delegations from the Western world. Something should ring in your mind. Anyway, if you don't know, you don't know.
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Rauka Firimbi Movement. Amkeni tukapigie Baba na Martha kura!
Vote Azimio, Vote Blue.
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Nairobians you want to tell me, you wana normalize the insecurity aspect of this city? Khai
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@Kianangih
Hapo kwa black pepper uko sawa kabisa. Ukizoea you'll never eat any food without it.
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@BCherich
Haha, that's kinda weird. Why would I judge anyone by the university they attended? I mean, we can't all go to the UON or K.U etc.k
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They've already threatened the media especially KTN & KTN NEWS.
What else do we want to anger us as a country?
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Kenya belongs to all of us, whether poor or rich. We Must fight for this country.
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@iam_shishy
Btw these people with cars are the brokest. Mwingine alinicon 2k ya fuel and he never turned up. 2k tu imagine! Wana mashida nyingi kutuliko.
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Kajiado county is COOKED!
Nothing good has been happening there.
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@Kianangih
First of all, it'll be difficult for any bank to open a $ account without an employment letter. Second, you don't have to let the bank (you'll use) change the $ to Kshs for you. He/she can withdraw the $ notes then walks to the many bureaus in the CBD to change to Kshs. Avoid KCB
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Why are all good men taken already? Jamani hii soko ni kugumu.
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Right there is the reason a single tomato is going for 15 bob in the market. They're all going bad in the farms due to transport paralysis. Rombo, Loitokitok is the main supplier of tomatoes and onions to Marikiti, Kongowea and Karatina markets.
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5 years from now illiteracy levels will have increased in Kenya. Most kids haven't reported back to school and it's a sad state of affairs! We're fucked up tbh
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@Thisratio_254
Why are you living together under the same roof, in the first place? Akuwe na kwake kazi iwe kukutembelea once in a while for sekete only
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Captain mmoja ajitolee anitoe kwa soko. Also uwe stoner. T.I.A.
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If I were Karigo, ningemalizia hii story na, "bora nilimdinya na nikadinywa, mtado?" na afunge space tulale.
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Intern elsewhere. If I had chosen the OP, I'm 100% sure I'd be a civil servant by now through networking and having the right connections. I am outgoing, I am intelligent and I can express myself so there's no way singemake it. Anyway irris what irris.
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Ole Lenku's win(Kajiado gubernatorial) was only made possible by Dr. Nkedienye's fan base. They really held UDA's Katoo dominance(beneficiary of six-piece) by reducing the numbers. Lenku has only one task; to call and thank Dr.
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Hallo 29!!! You can now call me a mumama🎂🎶🤭
Mkiamka mcheze na balloons kwa page yangu before muende maandamano.
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@Mamushkhaimuna
Are u serious Maimuna? You can't believe the police! Everywhere in Nrbi is scary.
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Ok now; it's hitting me that watu wa ile region woke up early in the morning to go punish Uhuru (a trillionaire in this case) halafu from today watakuwa wanarudi kwa mjengo. Wow. Make me understand please.
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Haya (mic testing) - Nishabuyiwa basi🥵
P.S: Don't talk about my forehead.
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Hii Nairobi hakuna ujanja. Nimetokwa 6k hivo tu fwaaa. Leo ni mimi nalia.
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I'm sure Nyahururu town is now full of NIS & DCI before tomorrow's function. Be safe outside there.
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@karanjakimani_
@Ohta_Ryota
Wewe wacha kuchomea Chalo bure. He was a very good guy. May he RIP
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We are still here. Nyama chemsha & soup ya mitishamba the maasai way. 😍❤️🥰😍.
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@BCherich
Mentally, financially, psychologically and physically in the pits. Emotionally ndio usiongee ata.
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Disadvantage ya kukaa ushago ni nyingi bana; our cow has eaten my bathing soap. I had just bought it then placed somewhere nje ndio nikiingia ndani niichukue. Lahaula, narudi shopping tena. 😭
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If you can teach a foreigner english language, please DM your rates. The foreigner speaks basic english so you'll need to be very patient with him. Also the classes will be physical.
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Ayaya I'm seeing Naekana Sacco is opening their new office today in the CBD. Watu wa Loitoktok ni hivo wataanza kupotea town.
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Doctors on my tl, what causes rumpling of the stomach? Bana tumbo haitulii, it's noise after noise.
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@Makiadi_
Uzuri ya watu wa Maseno uni ni hii. Hakuna mwenye pepe. In fact tulionana mwisho graduation day pale siriba kwa tent.
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If only you could come plant your tree in me,,,
*Sends to many*
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Men, Tanzania got very beautiful & submissive women. Ukishindwana na Kenyan girls just cross over the border.
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There are friends but there are heaven-sent friends who connect you to high level and well-paying jobs. Someone just experienced the latter. We can't stop appreciating that friend. Nowadays, it's very rare but it has happened. Wow.
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@ElenaNjeru
About asking for coochie, Kimuzi was just kidding and not being serious about it. About the deceased female friend, Kimuzi has to be the most sincere male friend you can ever have. So, just relax.
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Central Kenya are all over celebrating once again after 5 years. After 2 yrs they'll be the first to complain about this regime. 2027 they vote again emotionally and the cycle continues. 😂
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Jana a Naekana sacco psv from Loitoktok was hit by a trailer at the climbing lane ya mlima Kiu-Salama and everyone on board has been reported dead. A whole 16 seater. The psv ilitoka stage 6pm. Traumatizing news everywhere. Aih💔🚮
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@Kimuzi_
Kuna doc fulani huku tl akiweza breathe my way naanza kupanga harusi immediately. I'll fall in love mbele.
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Just saw who my ex replaced me with and let me tell you guys, alikuwa akinihurumia tu. 😭😂😂Sai naona anagurumisha FZR na mimi nilikuwa kadudu. 😄🙃
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My maa people joined ODM willingly, they were not invited, I don't see any reason for sabotaging the party's preferred list and yet Baba has been nominating the maa nation since kitambo.
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Can we all turn up for the Tuesday's protests carrying our national flag to show patriotism? We MUST take back our country to where it belongs!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Why all of a sudden during our suffering as citizens of this nation, it's the same tweeps who tirelessly campaigned for KK are the ones who want us to vote wisely in '27? Umbwa nyinyi.
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