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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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I'll give Emily Andras $20 if she writes "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" in s3
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if I could just brag a hot second...
officially today, I've lost 40lbs since my highest weight in Jan 2018. I really don't give myself enough credit but doing the math... 40lbs is a fuck ton of weight and should be celebrated. can't wait to make it 50
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Flyers being pretty bold holding a "throw a beer stein on the ice" night
Enjoy a cold one in a Flyers Beer Stein. 🍻
The first 10,000 fans in attendance for
#NYIvsPHI
tonight at
@WellsFargoCtr
will receive a Flyers Beer Stein!
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me: "we are the people who came up with gooverly"
Dom: "shut the fuck up! you're famous!"
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Happy Flyers' Coaching Staff Termination Day to all who celebrate
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If I take anything away from DragonCon I want it to be this: Do the scary thing. It'll pay off in the end.
@emtothea
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I'm so tempted to go to Dragon Con just so I can cosplay as Nicole Haught and ask Zoie Palmer to choke me
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"know that I'm not pointing at the shirt, I'm pointing at your boobs"
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DragonCon was the most amazing weekend of my life. Shout out to the best squad,
@ChilisStaff
for sharing this experience with me 💕💕💕
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Do you ever get so excited that you start tearing up?
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so it's not as dramatic as I'd like it to be but it's a work in progress
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give me Waverly wearing sweatpants in s3... or even better.... her wearing nicole's sweatpants
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My pronouns are no/pe. Please do not refer to me
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Self tie bow ties will be the end of me (also finally decided on this fit for a wedding next month)
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┃┃╱╲ In this
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@emtothea
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I've been finding myself asking "what am I supposed to do now?" a lot today, and every time it comes up, the only answer I can think about is "Live."
I love that one line can drastically change how I deal with things. Thank you
@MelanieScrofano
@emtothea
💜
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nobody talk to me about this. this has been living in my brain rent free since 2015
THE WAY SHE WINKS BEFORE SAYING ABSOLUTELY NOBODY TOUCH ME
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Even when Nicole was filled with rage, she still just shot non-lethally, what a good cop.
#WynonnaEarp
@KatBarrell
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[freeze frame] [record scratch] yep thats me: waverly earp, serving looks
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I can't wait for Wynonna Earp to return on Fridays 10/9 central, only on SyFy
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"rey and kylo touching hands was the closest we've been to sex in a star wars movie"
uh qui gon grabbed jar jar's tongue but go off
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Kat's wearing a raptors jersey and I'm really contemplating dropping more money just to get a pic with that
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I told Melanie about how much the line "Keep going. Keep fighting" meant to me and I started crying, so she got up and hugged me really tight and kissed my cheek.
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I was gonna post this pic on insta, not realizing my shirt is super gay. so it's only a matter of time until I accidentally out myself on social media and tbh I'm okay with that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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oh my god this is my first con that I'm going to since I came out to my parents,,,, which means I can freely post on instagram without worrying too much that they'll find out
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You know what I've always wanted? What? To parachute out of a plane at fifteen thousand feet. Yeah. To swim far, far out into the ocean so that I can't see the bottom anymore. To eat geoduck. Isn't it the one that kinda looks like a p... Yeah, it is. Point is, I've always wanted
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y'all I've been looking for a steady job in my field for 5 months since graduation and I FINALLY GOT ONE
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#WynonnaEarp
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I had a dream I showed up for EhCon and realized I forgot to pack my hats and if that isn't the epitome of Lesbian Nightmare idk what is
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We lost this guy about two weeks ago and I'm missing him now more than ever. Scout was the sweetest, funniest pup I could've ever asked for and I'm so grateful I got to spend so much time with him. Love you buddy 💖
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As Carrie Fisher once said...
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