Melanie Scrofano
@MelanieScrofano
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Actress. Star Trek?! Ready or Not. Letterkenny. Wynonna Earp. I can't please everyone. I am not Nutella.
Joined April 2009
It seems like a lifetime ago that we made our first blowjob joke, and thought people will either get it or they won’t. We found our people. They call themselves Earpers. And it’s clear because we are standing here that when Earpers speak the world hears them.
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I’m really proud of what we’ve accomplished over these four seasons and so excited to get to watch the second half of season 4 together. There will be tears but there will also be laughs. And crop tops. And family ❤️.
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I'm openly crying and I don't care. I have so much love for each and every one of you. Thank you for being exactly who you are. #FightForWynonna.
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So. on Dom’s Birthday I noticed she posted something. I tried to open it, but the site wasn’t responding. Today i was finally able to read it. Listen. I don’t need social media to know who Dom is. I am lucky enough to have known her for years. We’ve shared a lot of truths.
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Kat, Katherine, whichever one reads this, you complete me. You balance me the fuck out. You are the Jeff in the relationship and thank God I found you.
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I'm going to miss live tweeting with you all, but also happy that we get 6 more to look forward to. Thank you for being there for us. Love you all,.Mellie.
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I was in the mountains minding my own business when I came home to find out that #ProudOfMel is trending. I’m beyond blown away. I just want to make you guys as happy as you make me. I can’t Earpin’ wait for #WynonnaEarp tonight.
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Listening to my dad tell my son that “they don’t make tv shows like they used to” got me like
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Happy Birthday to my sister @DominiqueP_C. Your life is a never ending adventure, but I hope that with me you will always find home. Miss you. Love you.
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“You’d better not be on Tinder, man. Just use your hand and bide your time.”. -Kat Barrell, #Covid advice, July 9th 2020. #WynonnaEarp.
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Just popped in to say that my first line on the first day back shooting Season 3 is: "Whisky, neat." . Aaaaaaaaaaand WE'RE BACK! . #WynonnaEarpSeason3.
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Remember the time Haught dehydrated my baby sister and a 16 year old heard everything and offered her Kombucha?. #WynonnaEarp #WayHaught.
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I was sleeping when this happened, and when I opened twitter this morning and saw this, my son yelled for me to come wipe his bum. I truly love my life. You deserve this win in this trying year, #Earpers. WE LOVE YOU MOST. And to our crew, the ❤️ and soul of the show. THANK YOU.
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I was just warned that there will be kids on set and to watch my language. Just fire me now. I cunt do it.
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Guys my kid knows he came from my stomach. He does not understand what his dad had to do with anything. I said “Huh! You know what? I forget! I’ll try to remember and tell you tomorrow!” And now it’s tomorrow and wtf do I say??? He’s 6, and I’m immature. Help.
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Let’s all just pop this little gem onto our Netflixes today.
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Thank you for joining us on this extra special (for me) ride tonight. I hope you liked watching as much as I liked making it. I love my #WynonnaEarp family so much. Thanks for the support @realtimrozon, @DominiqueP_C, @KatBarrell, @VarunSaranga, @gregisin and the crew. Perfect.
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“Mama, how did I get bones? did YOU put the bones in my body?”.“No, sonny.”.“Was it papa?”. What I actually said:.“No, it was nature.”. What I wanted to say:.“No, but he put a bone in me and that’s how you got here. mystery solved, stop asking questions.”. The saga continues.
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The more things change, the more things stay the same. Now answer your damn texts, please, I want to mail you something. With love, not labels, your ‘sister’.
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I had 30 seconds. Thirty. Seconds. To thank everyone for carpal tunneling me into a win. I love you guys. So much.
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Ok well I found pics of Kat tripping out so I guess we’re even. (Katherine was getting her toe nails painted).
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I’m in quarantine at a farm that has hens in the back, and the owner will bring you eggs if you ask for them. Today I asked for some. She told me the hens didn’t lay today. I guess the lesson here is that ovulation is a fickle bitch, and my cycle is synched with the hens’.
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Fully cried while reading this. We all need an escape right now. I can’t wait for #Earpers to finally get what you fought for. I’m filled with love. And coffee. But mostly love.
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I’m shaken. I’m shaking. Sometimes I want to fight, but I don’t know how to. Sometimes it’s easier just to feel helpless. Thank you for teaching me what fighting for what you want looks like. And thank you for doing it with class, love and humour in your hearts. #FightforWynonna.
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I’d rather just tell you this in person, Dommie, because i think you’d prefer me to say it to you and not on social media. But just this one time, let me say it here just in case anyone else needed to hear it too: I am proud of you. I always was. I continue to be.
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LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT USING LOWER CASE LETTERS WAS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT . I THINK I MIGHT BE STRESSED.
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To the person who stole my People’s Choice Award from my doorstep (no that’s not where I kept it, that’s where it was delivered): My preference is that you return it. But if you won’t do that, it is your duty under God to watch our show and tell all your friends to watch it too.
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Tim who inspired these tweets because of his own beautiful tweets, you mean more to me than you’ll ever know. Thank you for your generosity.
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“Here is the Funko prototype. Do you have any notes, Melanie?”.“Bigger hair, bigger butt.”. I present you with a top-shelf Wynonna! 😍.
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We’re back at it! Day 1 of #Wynonnaearp is done and dusted! I’m going to sign off for a bit, to make sure I tell this story with the focus it deserves. I can’t wait to see you all again. Thank you for giving us the chance to keep fighting. I adore you. Meanwhile, #masks are great
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Guys I'm SO pregnant, and I'm still wearing leather pants I don't wanna brag ok I do #WynonnaEarp.
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I couldn’t feel more loved. I’m lucky to have each one of you in my life. I hope I give the world half as much love and light as you give me. Thank you thank you thank you. And just to stay on brand: {insert boob joke here}.
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Seems appropriate to bring this one back, but for a different reason. Thank you #Earpers. You are the heroes. @TheCdnAcademy
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Just perusing Georgia's film and tv COVID-19 guidelines:. "Avoid manually opening and closing doors on the premises. "
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Honestly, I don’t hate waking up this way. Congrats to all the nominees 😍♥️ Félicitations à toutes les nominées ♥️.
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I thought this said BEST SHOW EVER. But it was #TheScifiFantasyShow. Same same. Congratulations #WynonnaEarp!!!!!! Let's get hyped for #PCAs! (and just like that, I voted for us by cleverly using those three hashtags in a single tweet.).
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This episode was as fun to shoot as it looks. Thanks for joining us everyone. I can’t wait for next week! Oxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo.
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One of my first jobs was on a little show called #Supernatural. The two leads were kind, generous, fun and set the best tone for cast and crew. I thought "If I ever am a lead, I want to be just like them." Happy birthday to half of you #HappyBirthdayDeanWinchester.
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Hey #Earpers! It’s @KatBarrell’s birthday! Please post your favourite links of: beautiful old houses; heartwarming/hilarious dogs; amazing skillshare projects you’ve tried.
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Can someone vote for Kat for me? I owe her. She knows what we did.
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I bought a 20 Kg bag of flour for $13.99 because it was a good deal. I then had to order a $50 storage container big enough to hold it so that the flour wouldn't spoil. I guess what I'm saying is that I might not be the right person to homeschool my children. #COVID19.
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Baby Melanie: Dear God, will I ever know what unconditional love and support looks like?. God: Yes Melanie. You shall come to know both, and they shall be presented to you in the form of #Earpers. You’re welcome in advance. This thread. #FightforWynonna.
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Sweet dreams, everyone. Let's hibernate until Season 4. Thank you for being on the ride with us. Remember the time I funned my sister's Dad?.
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Thank you to those who went to Times Square for freezing in order to get this for us. We love you so much. Pass it on.
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I tried to connect my smart tv to wifi to devices and all of them stopped working. And I can’t go to anyone’s house to watch #WynonnaEarp. But you know what I CAN do? Tweet randomly and hope that somehow it relates to what you’re watching. I’m excited for this experiment.
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@KatBarrell Happiest birthday to the soda stream of my life. You are the carbonation to my water. And yes, @joshfromsyfy had to tell me it was your birthday too.
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GET YOUR FILTHY EYES OFF MY BEST FRIEND, SEX PERVERT @realtimrozon #WynonnaEarp #WynonnaEarpWatchParty.
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Dear people with sniffly noses: I’m not scared of you and will not act like you’re the devil if you sneeze or cough. Just cover your mouth and we cool. Don’t turn into a dick is the real #CoronaVirusChallenge.
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#Carmilla panel: I learned that you can make vampire teeth out of fake nails and denture glue and now I know what I’m doing after this. *insert vampire emoji that I’m too lazy to find*.
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But I got to play a god damn demon hunter who gave birth on a pool table and had the love story of a lifetime. Respectfully, I feel like I win. ♥️💋🍾
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My birthday was a solid 6 out of 10 which is NOT BAD, all things considered!!!!! I wish I’d come onto twitter and seen your beautiful messages- then it would have been a 💯.
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So Earpers, please continue to use your voices wisely, kindly and passionately. But take no shit. And also:.
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NICOLE JULIA ROBERTS HAUGHT DON'T YOU DARE GET MY SISTER"S HOPES UP LIKE THAT AGAIN #WynonnaEarp #WayHaught.
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with one another, and I’ve always felt like her willingness to be open to ideas and experiences was something that would lead her to happiness and peace. I guess I’m just trying to say that I’m proud and impressed. But I always was.
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Hahahaha just thinking about how much Dommie must have felt weird doing that sexy camera look makes me chuckle verily #WynonnaEarp.
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You work hard to be a good mother, to earn their love and respect, to let them know that you are there for them no matter what. Then you play this card and IT ALL GOES OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.
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Wait. WHAT????? 😱😭 Where's the ugly crying emoji?.
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@KatBarrell YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY SAY CUNT!! I did that for you!!!!! Love you too.
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Can't wait to meet you all in Paris at the Empire Conventions, “Next Stop: Purgatory” event on Saturday, November 2nd and Sunday, November 3rd 2019. Website: Ticketing: .#NSP #NationalNappingDay
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KATHERINE. OR SHOULD I SAY. KAT. Because Katherine would NEVER.
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I’m in a 2hour long covid testing lineup in Ottawa. We’re out in full 30degree sun. People are looking out for each other, holding spots in line for strangers to get a break from the heat. I love it when we look out for each other ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Congratulations everyone ❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️ Couldn’t Be prouder, or less surprised 😘.
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Need gif of waverly saying fuck you for next song.
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It’s almost as if the people in this business class lounge have never seen a grown woman in a full Nutella onesie before. 🤔
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Sophie’s Choice: Covid Edition. I had a big sneeze and was sitting between both sons, holding a coffee so I couldn’t cover my mouth. In the climactic moment of the sneeze I turned my head to one side, and unofficially decided who my favourite child is.
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My hope for my sons is that although they may be as handsome as their father, they are also cool enough about it to make this their Profile Pic on dating apps.
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Kat: "There was a baby in there. AND NOW IT'S UPSTAIRS!!!!!" while sitting next to me watching #WynonnaEarp.
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