Reed Jones
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@stoolbreakdown Blog Boy | 2024 Stoolie Fantasy Football League Champion đ | #Ryder | Ohio State National Champs Future Winner | Bucks & Steelers
Joined March 2019
Robinhood finally becomes Robinhood. The simulation is complete. We donât do stocks we do STONKS $amc #SaveAMC.
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@FeitsBarstool Complete @StoolMintzy timeline grim reaper door meme upon request from @FeitsBarstool
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@CelticsUnite18 Everyone in that stadium is either drunk, broke now, or hasnât slept in 24+ hours due to drugs đ.
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This is nuts . yeah I'm pushing this agenda.
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THE NEWEST MILWAUKEE BUCK CHRIS LIVINGSTON (6â6, 220lbs, Kentucky [Akron, Ohio)
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir.
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@imdavisss The Truman Show.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.The Banshees of Inisherin.Moonlight.Almost Famous.Perks of Being A Wallflower.
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Just interviewed @KendrickPerkins for my first podcast ever. I can definitely say thatâs my new brother for life in the basketball world. Instant connection and it went great. Thanks again Perk and everyone stay tuned for the first episode of âNot Your Normal Reedâ!.
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@TylerIAm Mount Rushmore:. Bar Rescue.Man vs Food (Adam Richman era).Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.Hellâs Kitchen.
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@stoolpresidente I voted yes but I say next year bring in all Stoolies and winner gets a 1-year contract. Combination of Barstool Idol and Surviving.
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@anus Mom being called odds:.@ConnorMook_ (-300).@nickturani (-115).@DannyJConrad (+140).@reidmiller515 (+290).@rudeboy_junda (+480).
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@TylerCWhitmore Gonna need a BetterHelp subscription after watching these 2 movies in the same day.
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Got hit by a drunk driver but still gooning. Everyone go tap in to @MookCantSleep @ConnorMook_ @mireshpatel đŻď¸đŻď¸đŻď¸
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@SnellSZN Exactly as I expected. Taking smart and open shots, hustling on defense, looking for good passes, and the energy is high whether heâs on or off the court.
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@SheaSerrano âHeâs a New York Times best selling author, Spurs & Scrubs superfan, and youâre favorite Chicano, give it up for SHEA SERRANOOOOOOOOO!!!!â.
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Me and the boys waiting to get off work
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir.
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@JeffDLowe Congrats Jeff! Glad she said yes cuz if she said no you wouldâve had to use your Double Sip lifeline.
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@TylerIAm 30 years from now weâre gonna look at the draft and say âhow did this guy go 12thâ and itâs cuz of his school same way it was with PG, Kawhi, Danny Granger, etc.
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Colbey Ross. No. 28 on my overall board. 6â1, can score from any level, great playmaker/P&R facilitator, incredible basketball IQ, and a killer work ethic. I classify him as a Hybrid Guard using @RP3natural positions. -.Comparison: Stephon Marbury
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@VivaLaStool @BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolMintzy @PardonMySteak @StellaBlueCoff @barstoolsports @BSSportsbook Professional Mintzy
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Well @RP3natural did and was the biggest and longest running advocate of it. He also said Ja would be best in his class. But cuz he got Luka âwrongâ his opinion doesnât matter right? đ¤ˇđźââď¸.
Who wouldâve thought Cam Reddish would end up becoming the best player out of these three?!
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@jakemalasek Youâd find out she has a studio apartment or hobbies and cut her from a dating show.
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The TikTok girls of Barstool seeing a cute guy but finding out heâs under 5â10â
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Reddish & Hunter remind me of what Vince and T-Mac would look like today. A young wing duo thatâs uber athletic, shoot 3âs, defend, and create for others. With Trae as their leader they will succeed. @RP3natural @camreddish @DreHunter
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@Kofie âIs there a possible scenario where Carlisle goes to Boston and then Luka follows? I mean Ryen, you and I both know how much respect Brad and Rick have for each other and wouldnât want to play with Tatum?â.
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Miles âDeuceâ McBride. No. 26 on my overall board. My sleeper pick. At 6â2â with a 6â8â wingspan, uber athleticism, great motor, outstanding defense, good handle, and an improving 3-pt shot, I classify him as a Combo Guard using @RP3natural positions. -.Comparison: Jrue Holiday
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@BarstoolBigCat It was always Wazzu (btw the first two weeks are where you get your most/best offers donât go to week 3 of coaching carousel).
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BRO THE KNICKS ARE INSANE NOW (also @PeeWeeDaPlug literally called Burks and Bojan to NYK on @notbpod).
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The main person in the world right now that Iâd want as my first guest for my new upcoming podcast is @KendrickPerkins!! Can everyone help me make it happen so I can interview Big Perk?đđť.
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Both deserved over Middleton and thatâs coming from a Bucks fan.
Melo & Allen got snubbed.
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I have officially reconsidered my previous holdout of going on @StoolBreakdown . More to come âŚ.
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@JJMaples55_MST LeBron James.Anthony Davis.Bradley Beal.James Harden (x2).Clint Capela.Eric Gordon.PJ Tucker.Steven Adams.Enes Kanter.Paul George.Carmelo Anthony (x2).Victor Oladipo.Domantas Sabonis.Jerami Grant.Serge Ibaka.Kevin Durant.
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This is a take I had on Spaces with @TheOffTheGlass. My pre-draft comparison (that I did predict heâd end up on the Pels) for Murphy was Cam Johnson. Seeing Herb Jones be All-Defense caliber as a rookie, I wonder if New Orleans got themselves the next Mikal & Cam. Thoughts?
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@Dom_2k Not just that but picking a fight with Bobby Portis. Out of all Bucks players thatâs the one youâd want to fight the least.
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YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE @JALENCA98TER @FanMahome @whiiitneyyy @dejountecook @CookedByRiley0 @JrueUTD
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@hzjoetv It definitely was real but wasnât at the same time. Basically pulled straight from the âDr. Emmettâ storyline of the Lemire run.
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After the lottery tonight, I Willy slowly start releasing my 2021 NBA Draft Prospect Rankings as well as a Mock Draft. Players will be divided and evaluated using @RP3natural âs positions.
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đ¨SUPER EXCITING NEWSđ¨.I am beyond happy to announce that I will be joining the @BehindTheBucks team as a writer! I now will get to write about my favorite team! Big shoutout to @sell_dalton to helping me through this process. Canât wait to get started!
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@BarstoolBigCat If Hank doesnât get the lottery ball (he wonât) between now and the first game between the Dolphins-Patriots, he should have to do a stream in Frankâs apartment where itâs only the two of them. Ham optional.
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@big_business_ To put into perspective a DECADE from now Giannis will be LeBronâs CURRENT AGE.
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