Rebecca
@rebeccaafcc
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Hahahaha my ex told me he had taken time off work for his mental health and really had gone the lakes with another girl 😂😂 can’t write it.
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Honestly nobody’s gonna sit there and read what Urban Dictionary says about your name.
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A year ago today I took potential buyers on a house viewing and walked in on the owner in the bath.
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The first time I’ve ever seen that traffic move.
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Flannels have sponsored the ice cream van on Crosby beach hahahaha
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The snarls I got from old women walking through town in this outfit😂😂😂😂😂
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An example of immaculate urban planning.
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Me 🤝 deleting Instagram just to post selfie’s on Twitter anyway?
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And if you didn’t have a phone you couldn’t tweet stupid shit like that but here we are x.
See if u don’t test yourself then u can’t have covid x.
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Nobody can make it out the talking stage.
What is the BEST simple explanation for why no one in the developed world is having kids?.
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Some man on Instagram is sending me money hahahahahhaha I'm howling
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The most attractive people have brown hair and blue eyes, nobody can tell me different.
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Hopefully that vaccine is the only prick I have to deal with this year.
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If Hasbulla gets veneers he’ll be the ultimate scouse icon.
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Roses are red, your ex fellas a loser, made up I met ye that night in the boozer.
Imagine a lad from Liverpool writing you a poem hahahahahahaha.
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When your sister doesn’t tidy her room but her selfie lighting is 🤌🏽
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When your bestmates boyfriend of 6 months had two other girls on the go, not normal that swear
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Stepped on the scales today to see I weigh 11 stone 9. I was almost 13 stone towards the end of January with an unhealthy body & mind. Some happy news for a change😆
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Please somebody buy 2 arctic monkeys tickets off me bought them for £386 each on my mums card and she's going to kick me out the house when she finds out.
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8 weeks difference & 12 weeks difference, goal weight ✅ enjoying life in moderation🥳🙌🏼 (soz I keep going on about it but I’m proud)
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Just been the shop for loo roll and as I’m coming out some scally shouts “need a shit do we fat arse”.
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Dunno what my ex is trying to achieve by posting photos of him with girls he cheated on me with, just making yourself look like a cunt babe😘.
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Every girl can relate to Camilla's situation and it's so heartbreaking to watch💔😭.
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Girls who have different issues with a different girl every day need to realise this drama comes from nobody but themselves😴.
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Notice how it’s always the older generation who fall into this mass hysteria. The ones who claim to know the most doing the least research 🤷🏻♀️.
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Only 3 months into 2017 and I've already seen more sides to people than I have for the past 18 years of my life👋🏼.
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Lmao someone take my phone off me when I'm drunk so I can't text lads shit like this
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Nothing more annoying than when you get pics with someone on their phone an they only send the ones they look nice in🙄✋🏼.
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One time in a club a lad threatened to punch me because I asked him to stop slapping my bum when he walked past me. He’s now in prison for domestic abuse. There IS a pattern.
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Why would anyone vote leave when the campaign was led by a racist and a mentally disturbed albino.
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I want to makeup model everyday nothing better than having your face painted📸✨🤍🤍
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How do people stop eating when they’re full??? Asking for a fat cow with no self control.
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Finally saying goodbye to the coats and hello to Spring clothes🫶🌸
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If u organise all your prezzies to post a photo on social media you're a wet wipe.
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My littler sister is literally a living representation of white people on the internet
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I can’t believe I got CBD and 2cb confused and have been googling where to buy 2cb to put in a smoothie.
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Nothing worse than realising the effort just isn't there anymore.
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