johner 🇦🇬
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i am an expert on all matters that are fake and gay (he/him) 🤝🏾🇵🇸🇺🇦
antiguan-american
Joined June 2021
@elfinflower @ycsm1n because the low percentage ones are rotten the high percentage ones are fresh.
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@LoosCoilz @birkinmami thanks now they gonna be in the shower imagining an alternate reality where they said that.
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@RafaelRoden @Wow_no_inv @Variety @tinnkky do you realize that your first comment makes it sound like you think the nazis are cool.
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@mugIIer bro growing up i thought "prima donna" was actually "pre-madonna" and i was like "damn can you imagine what full Madonna is like".
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@nonbinarybooty in case any of u guys are confused about the context, i managed to screencap before it closed
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@Kingavel @Mxxnchild_94 @datenshiiro @oatmilkfart @evan_sas_chow @slopedsleep @godhelpthegrl wait what happened to beyoncé??.
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@PoppaReloaded I love how every comment is split into "they shoulda signed a e-prenup" or "they FUCKIN fuckin".
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@stillnotziora i love random whataboutism."I don't like meghan trainor's new album"."there is literally a genocide going on in Myanmar and you're worried about MEGHAN TRAINOR?;?".
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@still_oppressed i'm sure she's a nice woman but "your fingers were dipped inside me" is such a viscerally vomit inducing execution of imagery that it turns me off from any of her future works.
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@benzzcs @adamgj03 @skeletoneditz @pere76894470 @TheMessenger11 @Milgodjake @LUFCWILL8 @sportbible "it can't be real because of this"."wrong"."well cause of this"."wrong"."oh okay so cause of this"."wrong"."it's not even good then". if you guys can't enjoy anything about this post then why did you interact with it.
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@vampzion @toefunguz @notziora if you realize it's a joke you realize i don't actually think that's what it means.
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@quizure @KaeKaelew no he was saying racist ching-chong type of stuff too. I like speed but that was messed up to be fair.
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@jinxedbisexual @Sparkyyyyyy20 I wanna be mad at the women who said yes but I'm way more scared for them. like I feel like the internalization of those beliefs make it so much harder to process being violated like that.
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@koliikat the only funny part of this joke is that someone reported this to his college and he got expelled and now the acct is private lmao.
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@JoestarJokic essentially just made the 2017 warriors with better role players and a better star player.
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@_unbelebubble_ @23luvr because it's flipped and you're not used to how your face looks that way - that's why other people perceive you closer to the way you see yourself in the mirror, cause they are used to seeing your face that way.
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@feminineblues @paulswhtn no she's not lmao. school year just started they're not giving homework already.
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@barelyyalex @meltedslushy @abbygov That would be funny but I can't imagine Pearl believes what she says. She always has this shit-eating grin whenever she says dumb shit that, to me, signifies that in her head she's like "they're getting trolled sooooo baddd lololol".
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@jaketropolis it means that conspiracy theorists might go back to doing cool conspiracy stuff like talking about area 51 instead of claiming that lebron james is transgender and the vax caused his son's heart attack.
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@crisprbird @beanytuesday @lovelysnakey yeah, that's basic math. 70% gerrymandering + 30% geoguessr = 100% CIA.
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@melon_jon @cringepolitik what the fuck I thought they peacefully protested and went to the polls 🫤 guess I'm anti-america now . .
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@tellr1a @popgroovejunkie it must have been tough for Tom Holland to leave the suburbs of London and finally meet the pinnacle of racial integration - boston, massachusetts.
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@lannasphere @labisiffree that doesn't mean it's okay to be angry at your partner for trying their best. even with the tomato paste thing that's fine but the reason his age is relevant is because you cannot be 33 and still expect your partner to be your mother.
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@not_taylorx "your schools are probably just closer so you don't have to drive to them". also driving as a teen in america isn't just about school it's about getting like, everywhere, i'm a teen without a license and i'm literally confined to my house 99% of the time.
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@PossiblyMori @KSHITIZSAINI3 @GoodReddit ohh I was thinking he blocked her everywhere else and the only place she could contact him left was a Roblox account he forgot about lmao.
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@fadiya_amali as soon as you said HE never heard from her again i was really hoping this is what you meant.
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@naxriis_ also, objectively not a crazy "hear me out" like she is a conventionally attractive woman 😭.
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@SaeedDiCaprio ". to read EVERYTHING". meanwhile "everything" equals the spelling of one (1) person's name that you actually don't have to be able to read you just have to be able to rewrite it how it's already been written to you.
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