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it · 34 · 6'1" · 🔞 · ︎⚧︎ ☿ ⚢ t4t π ⊆ & ΘΔ Ⓐ ·「NOT A PERSON」· no CWs · queers only

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@rachrasterbutt
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7 months
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"my son turned out fine" ma'am your daughter was vamped by a flapper girl who snuggle-pupped him at a petting party
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my "polycule"? don't you mean my
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"we've been thinking about making them a full partner" is your polycule also a law firm
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@rachrasterbutt
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8 months
hbomb's video is helping me internalize that the world is full of absolute, utter and profound clowns and i should be way more impressed by myself at a baseline
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@rachrasterbutt
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9 months
when a girlthing sends you this you know you're in
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she just like me fr
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 months
i think i hauve sinned
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
i'm sorry is the player character of AC6 really referred to as "621" lol. lmao
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@Ashli_Babbitt Update: unfortunately Ms. Babbitt made a serious fucky-wucky last night, and will now be required to get into the foreverbox.
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
so are you actually a bottom or do you just have unfulfilled needs and low self-esteem?
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3 years
@drethelin @miragenos @Jebriel stealing from banks is good
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Finally... Aphex Twink
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@rachrasterbutt
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5 years
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@rachrasterbutt
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9 months
hey can you imagine if sex wasn't just a normal fun thing you could do with folks you like, but was actually this terrifying inscrutable need, and your desperation for it juxtaposed with your peers' satisfaction felt like it was hollowing you out from the inside? ha ha me either
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
categorizing my crushes like - girls i want to hold me - girls i want to hold - girls who i want to hurt me - girls who i want to hurt - girls i want to service - girls i want to be serviced by - boys i want to turn into girls
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me, a child with only plushies for company: all my friends are animals 🙁 me, a queer that hangs out with therians: all my friends are animals 🙂
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how does a t4t dyke get laid in a backwater town in the UK because it's been like 8 years and ya girl is coming apart at the seams
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
just saw someone imply the concept of "person-passing" and i'm shook
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@lackingsaint when you're a reactionary but also down bad for she/they dick
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@boygrrI this image appears next to a dictionary definition of "TME"
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
🥴
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
normal people: me: bpd seems dollish, cpstd feels angelic normal people: normal people: what?
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 months
@sigfig ⪋M⪋Y⪋ ⪋S⪋E⪋T⪋S⪋ ⪋I⪋N⪋ ⪋B⪋I⪋O⪋
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
incredible run
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healing from trauma is a long, arduous process, with no real end, whose progress will ever be fragile and ephemeral, and which will take constant, gruelling work to maintain and pursue. i know this. but i'm pretty sure it will go faster if a girl cums inside me
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minors fuck off
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this estrogen aint shit [15 mins later] awawa
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
traumatized? broken? nearing emotional collapse? consider inviting a vampire into YOUR headspace! pros: - snaps you out of deepest anguish - makes you ineffably hotter - incredible fashion sense cons: - inconvenient bloodthirst - fang dysphoria - posts cringe when fronting
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@rachrasterbutt
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7 months
wtf im so cute
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
TWITTER 20.2.2 YOU CAN (NOT) LOG OUT
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lmfao you also can’t turn off 2FA, so…if you have it on, you just can’t ever log out, i guess…
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@Lxttlemouse @worm_blooded thank you for your service o7
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a kitten born on the street has a limited window in which they can be rescued and socialized. near the end of it, even if you're otherwise successful, the cat will remain extremely food-motivated, eating every meal like it's their last. that's what my touch starvation is like.
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@b0tster hey kid wanna buy some demakes
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@rachrasterbutt
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5 years
@2hu_crunchwrap i think "attempted socialization" is a pretty good term as in: they tried. ⭐️.
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@rachrasterbutt
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6 years
@4lternate_facts I'd amputate, honestly.
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
@BeatAces oh yeah i was filled in on this about ten seconds after i posted 🤭
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@bombsfall Hello, I am a legal representative of Miku Hatsune, and I need to discuss the content of this tweet with you. Please contact me promptly.
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@CodysLab absolutely do not reply. ignore, and if you have a number blocker, add the number to it.
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traumaqueers, do you ever get moments where everything about your life kinda... falls into perspective? and you think "oh. well of *course* i'm like this, then. actually makes perfect sense."
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@JonathanGins27 i mean it's from the 20's, so
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
there's a girlthing infodumping to me about slay the spire right now in vc and she has no idea how fucking adorable it is
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@rachrasterbutt
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5 years
@BritbongTwink @shaun_jen ” I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy SEALS, ..."
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@rachrasterbutt
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7 months
watching a video about espresso, hearing the term "group head" and getting so hard i get nauseous
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
nearly 34 and still trying to be young for the first time i wouldn't wish this on anyone
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@rachrasterbutt
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7 months
casual butch trans girls in flannel
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
So are you an introvert, or just a traumatized extrovert who copes by isolating and dissociating?
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@rachrasterbutt
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8 months
i'm cute actually
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@rachrasterbutt
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7 months
transfems let other transfems be broken and messy and awkward and unsightly and clueless and angry and confused 2024 challenge [impossible]
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@rachrasterbutt
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9 months
something I wish I'd intuitively understood a couple years ago: it's possible to get burnt, hard, by others even if they don't actually do anything wrong
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
@rip_lunchables i'm fully certain it's on purpose
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
me: you're adorable and sweet and precious to me her: [UNIDENTIFIABLE ANIMAL NOISES???]
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@avoidthehanoid i don't know why but turning "johnny" to "john" just immediately destroys what little vibe he had left
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2 years
@jessiegender imagine playing captain kirk and then just... Being william shatner
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@rachrasterbutt
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10 months
[sticky inhale] THE SYSTEM KNOWS WHO IT IS AT ALL TIMES. IT KNOWS THIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHO IT ISN'T. BY
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@ThreatNotation tag urself i'm ham
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@Cpt_PORL look this is just how engineers are okay
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
*lip smack* *inhale* THE DOLL KNOWS WHO IT IS AT ALL TIMES. IT KNOWS THIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHO IT ISN'T. BY SUBTRACTING WHO IT IS FROM WHO IT ISN'T, OR WHO IT ISN'T FROM WHO IT IS (WHICHEVER IS GREATER) IT DERIVES A DIFFERENCE, OR DEVIATION. THE PURPOSE SUBSYSTEM USES DEVIATIONS
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
✋my friends are coming to see me! ✋my polycule is coming to see me! 👉my stim toys are coming to see me!
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@CarniolanLeshy this attitude is so frustratingly pervasive, yeah. "the catholic church has done and continues to do unspeakable, heinous violence and harm... but LordMrDebateHeathen on youtube is really pompous and annoying, so it's hard to say who is worse,"
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@LHGarrett @cowgirl_beebop @leyawn giving social justice terminology to teenagers was a mistake
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[banging fists on table] transfem tomboy transfem tomboy transfem tomboy TRANSFEM TOMBOY
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@rachrasterbutt
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5 months
"BUT ERROR MESSAGE SCARY! I DON'T UNDERSTAND COMPUTER!!" is the kind of attitude and mode of engagement with not just technology, but with the unfamiliar in general, that immediately guts any respect or trust I have in someone
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@rachrasterbutt
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9 months
Torrents not mentioned once the children are weak and will not survive winter
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@rachrasterbutt
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5 years
@TheSocietyDude @Pile_of_Things virgin woman ignorer vs chad woman accomodator
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@ctf_Munch [THE BASICS intro hit] Today we're going to be talking about BSP; that's [text appears on screen] [hand gestures] Binary Space Partitioning,
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@pmddomingos This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen an academic share in a long t- > Professor of computer science ah
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i mustn't try to help friends' dysphoria by being horny i mustn't try to help friends' dysphoria by being horny i mustn't try to help friends' dysphoria by being horny i mustn't try to help friends' dysphoria by being horny i mustn't try to help friends' dysphoria by being horny
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@boygrrI imagine making a thread so bad you get clowned on about it for more than a year
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@rachrasterbutt
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8 months
there's this... lingering pretense, that queers have a deeper, healthier, more mature treatment of relationships and sex. but if i told my troubles to a friendly cishet guy he'd say "jesus christ... you need to get laid" and he'd be literally fully correct
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@rachrasterbutt
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10 months
i made this realization a couple years ago and it was huge for me and also very painful
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autistic extroverts will be like "yeah i'm DEFINITELY an introvert" when actually they've felt drained by masking specifically, NOT by socializing
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gay creature
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
I've been isolated from life for so long, and had to reconstruct myself - in ways that would confound or horrify People - so profoundly, so many times, just to survive. if i were a Person, i would be dead. i am Not A Person.
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
transbian date idea: go to ikea in the most stereotypical clocky shit you can lay your hands on, just to buy lots of plushes and a bed to put them (and each other) in
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@rachrasterbutt
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3 years
@wrkclasshistory men posting their Ws
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@rachrasterbutt
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5 years
@ipadpatriot @PedanticRomantc Or, you could put in some effort to get an actual understanding of the issues, so you can recognize the difference between language which is merely risqué, and that which is actually problematic. Then, you might be less inclined to make facile slippery-slope arguments on twitter.
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
the "haha yeah i'm into alt girls" 'guy' to t4t transbian pipeline
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
girls clothes should have more room for cock tbh
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
[clears throat] girl semen thank you for your time
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@rachrasterbutt
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4 years
@Speediest_Sloth thank you, sincerely, for calling this shit out. there's been so, so much fake-woke nonsense that reads like a bad strawman these last few weeks, and it's just... exhausting
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@boy_coven double bonus when the author has an absolutely galaxy-brain explanation for how they're not "actually" trans, they're [insert nonsense]
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@rachrasterbutt
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10 months
more cute trans girls surrounded by retrotech please
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@rachrasterbutt
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3 years
@deviantollam i've had to use the "don't f* with paste" extension on firefox just so i can copy-paste into my bank's login form from my password manager. just pathetic.
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@chaserbait this is what we like to see
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@rachrasterbutt
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6 years
@LordDarthBob You could have had so much more fun with it though: "We can see you in the Post Office, margaret. One wrong move and it's over."
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@FemboyPaganism that sounds like internalized transphobia, maybe? you're not the only one; it took me ages to get comfortable with a lot of words, even ones that I _wanted_ to use.
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@rachrasterbutt
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11 months
need a roommate who reminds me how good hole is
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
gf who grabs her gf by the hips to fuck it x gf who screams "you're gonna break me, babe"
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gf who grabs her laptop by the screen to carry it x gf who tells her "that's gonna break it, babe"
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@egregirls lol guess i'll take a crack all of ES's esoterica can sometimes feel like a veneer over an otherwise fairly typical "Internet Club For Hot People; Orbiters Tolerated" - but that's a really common dynamic, not inherently a bad thing, and i'm probably biased
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@rachrasterbutt
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8 months
@HRTFRG @lovetheusers log.Printf("what's going on?") nothing you need to worry about sweetie log.Printf("ok\nyayy")
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@rachrasterbutt
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6 years
@AliceAvizandum @TheEconomist I actually burst out laughing. Nice one.
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@rachrasterbutt
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3 years
@oathscharm2 they didn't even spell it right, what the hell
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@rachrasterbutt
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2 years
@egregirls @NilkadN i think this explains the chronicled badness of our parents' generation - they had the odds stacked so much in their favour, that they never had to do the work of understanding their own trauma, and passed it on to us, cycle-of-abuse style
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