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Don't force communication in a relationship. If your partner is silent, come to me. I love you, uyezwa?
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Sex partner is better
than wasting 5 years le moloi
Wa skelema sa mpya ya sfebe sa Lemenemene LA satan
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I only go to church when I'm in KZN, uJesu waseGoli angimthembi 😏
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Kanti labantu abadubula oPresident kuma Movie abayazi yini iSouth Africa 🙄
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If Satan could humble herself and apologize, do you think God would forgive her?
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Kunzima Emjolweni Kumanje Ngishutha Amasende Ayafuneka EGOLI. 😫
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Venda word for "parents" doesn't sit well wit me 😂
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My nephew is dom shame, even when I helped him with his homework he still gets zero or 1 😫
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Stella is not really my favourite but when I am really thirsty, yonke insipho iyawasha.
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Kanti don't we wear school uniforms on the 16th (today)? People are looking at me like I'm an alien 😐
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Can't China manufacturer counterfeit bev? Sbwl Zeineken or Flying Kick ka R10 per ngudu 💃
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It took just one picture of Rihanna's baby for people to judge
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There's this Doctor who posts disgusting things here on Twitter, I told my granny about him. She said "Consider it done Mzukulu wami" 🤭😂
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Apparently that woman who says "One minute remaining" during the call has passed on, may her Voice Rest In Peace 💐
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@Thabza_sbanyoni
Not four hyenas attacking my shelter and eating my last chicken 😭. If one American can send me U$D1000 I will have dinner tonight, ngidakwe ngize nginye, imagine going to bed without food 🥺. Ngaze ngoma, please help 😭
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@TerryVitamin
@MatsileMohau
Rather take a cellphone contract, retail shops will milk you dry usathi uyahlanganisa
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Before you complain ukuthi bayakudlela kanti what is a relationship in isiZulu?
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@CarolMotolo
I sense too much respect for one another la otherwise ngabe kade nabuyelana 😂
Manje no one wants to say it first
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@nedu335
@AfricaFactsZone
...this is also your food right? 😂. Don't act smart, take pride on your grass smoothies, stew or whatever you call it 😂😂😂.
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@KagisoBishop1
@MusaKhawula
"I think u shud just stick to the look we see on ur AVi.
Cos here u look clean Nyaope boy with that hair"
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@Afrikanwolf
@SirDavid_Dashe
I was on a mission to save R5's kuya phezulu, manje abathakathi baningi abafuni ukungibona ngiphumelela 🤣
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"Volume DJaaaaaay"
Ahh! Ahhhy! Woooh!
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English: Bread
Sotho: Borotho
Zulus: Eseng Kwa
I wonder bare kae🤦🚮
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If only people are able to mind their business, I'd really buy that yellow Carvela I saw at PEP 🥺🥺
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This December I will be carrying wipes at the groove, waphapha I wipe off your make-up so that everyone will see that you actually look like your grandfather
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@Michael_Bucwa
@MrHandsome_ZA
@KellyKhumaloZA
Mr SMEG was a very good man, we will always miss him 😢
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@NgwanaMopedi1
My cousin is asking ukuthi i3sum iyenziwa yini... Oh and he would like to know if bazoba khona ogirl abana foti seveni kuya le
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@ThabangMaliba_
@okayatli
It's 'uyakhuluma or for me' 😂
Thing is I understand when a Sotho/Tswana/Pedi speaks, problem is responding back. When I try, I mix the words from all these three languages.
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@RealMrumaDrive
They are busy posting and sharing here. I just saw a tweet ethi "Comment and share this post to 10 friends if you ignore Satan will visit you" ayivulwe iVallge 😩😭😭
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@Nonhlanhla_12
@MakaLino_S
This reminds me of primary school teachers mabefuna umgosi wakini.. bethi "Talk to us, we are like your parents here and we won't judge " 😂
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@OlwethuNdaba6
NgeHeritage day bathi no thanks. My manager eats tripe but she said she prefers oluphekwe uyena, doti muni loyo
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@banshee_rh
It was hard my sister since I glued the lid. I never trusted myself from the word go 🤣🤣🤣
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@CozminoNtsomi
Anele amagama owashilo, we know uthetha ngobani. 2020 was really a gap year 🤣
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Umuntu akufakele R100 and then akubuze "Did you get the funds I sent you?" Kanti yini ama funds Jizas
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@loveric3000
If that's you on the avi my G hhayi ngigeza izandla 😂. I saw you on Portuguese Xvideos
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