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Nduduzo Simelane

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Child of God Works at The House of Busby Am a friendly guy who loves interacting with people Facebook name:Nduduzo Mpembe Simelane and am a business man

Lenasia, South Africa
Joined December 2017
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Parents must stop telling people everything happening in their kids lives,that's why most people don't succeed in life.
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Am a general worker (cleaner)but am called sir,these kids are well taught at this school am working at😊.
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Yoh😳
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3 years
What is the biggest scam in South Africa?.
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2 years
Retweet if you believe he should be protected by us South Africans
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3 years
You won R1million. Who is the first person you will tell?.
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4 years
What turns you off in a relationship?.
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4 years
How old were you when you had your first job?.
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@sdu_mpembe
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4 years
Your girlfriends are busy with abo my friend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
9 months
It was sent on a WhatsApp group by a colleague, what's really happening in schools vele
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Nduduzo Simelane
3 years
If you had a chance,which country would you relocate to.
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
4 years
Bathong this kid is seducing meneer 😲😲😲
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
2 years
Retweet if you agree she should be put on the bread plastic and all the Albany trucks
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
2 years
This is sad
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
5 years
Why do I feel like this guy is abusing this lady? #Uyajola99Sundays #Uyajola99
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
4 years
@Thelumusa_Nkosi Orange Farm,there are no oranges there
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2 years
What do you know about this place?
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4 years
Lets be honest,there's something wrong ka Palesa mentally #Uyajola99
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
5 years
Delete 1. 1. Facebook.2. Twitter.3. Instagram.4. WhatsApp.
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2 years
Retweet
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3 years
What does your name mean?.
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
4 years
#stopforcingthings if they want to be with you,their actions will speak
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4 years
God is great. Tomorrow I'll be going to work after 9months.
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3 years
Parents who are supportive are the best.
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@sdu_mpembe
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4 years
The devil is ruling the government that's why they don't want churches to operate #OpenChurches.
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
2 years
As long as. Gwede Mantashe.Angie Motshekga.Pravin Gordon.Bheki Cele.Blade Nzimande are still in office,then the president hasn't done any changes #cabinetreshuffle.
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Nduduzo Simelane
3 years
@ItsTheReal_BizZ Don't even have a first born and you talking second one
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Yoh Gladys is now annoying #GomoraMzanzi
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@sdu_mpembe
Nduduzo Simelane
2 years
Shamase didn't explain to the first wife in the beginning that in that household polygamous is allowed,he ruined it from the beginning #Mnakwethu.
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Nduduzo Simelane
2 years
What's your experience with this mode of transport?
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4 years
Namuhla kukhula mina,this is my day. Happy birthday to meπŸŽ‚
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@sdu_mpembe
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4 years
Don't blame us when we type in broken English, English is not our mother tongue,if you can't understand what's written move on.
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Parents please come this side
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4 years
@MrHandsome_ZA ❀️.
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2 years
Truly speaking Principal Thobakgale was the best principal at Turfloop High #SkeemSaam.
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Do you prefer buying a house or a car first.
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2 years
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚haibo
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4 years
You are getting employed this week.
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4 years
Never beg for someone to love you.
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That's Mzansi for youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@amukelani_02 Giving DA a chance is like going back to apartheid
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@KingDon_za They wear short dresses with no doek,you should see funerals at Pretoria more.
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@MrHandsome_ZA ❀️.
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4 years
Dear Ladies. Men are not your parents,don't expect them to do everything for you,stand up and work for yourselves.
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3 years
Even kind people get tired.
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@Phuthi53050848 Lol but it's a teacher vs a learner which is happening in South African schoolsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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@WhyUfikelate Yoh he's still not buried.
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Nduduzo Simelane
4 years
Using your last emoji,how was your day.
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4 years
Do you still believe in love?.
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4 years
Whatever you ask for in prayer,you shall receive it in Jesus name πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™.
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@MrHandsome_SA ❀️.
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The great feeling of sitting around this stove
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@DlaminiLusiwe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚boys will always be boys, nothing will change.
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4 years
@yim_uthando Men have become animals,there has to be a punishment for rapists,this is too much
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@mbalis_bakery People are really sick in their heads,what are they doing with stolen bodies.
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Nduduzo Simelane
3 months
What do you call this bag in your language?
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Nduduzo Simelane
5 years
Retweet if you agree Rasta must stop painting
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4 years
Rasta is now tasting his own medicine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
Let's forget about Twitter handle names. What is your real name?.
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1 year
Why are people so stingy with likes and reposts?.
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3 years
Besides me,who else is indoors.
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3 years
Good morning, have yourselves a blessed day and be safe.
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@sdu_mpembe
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8 months
@Bunny_BooII Yoh glad that you safe hope you learnt your lesson.
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2 months
@FutureBite He will be President for foreigners not is South Africans.
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Nduduzo Simelane
4 years
@JacksonMthembu_ @CyrilRamaphosa I fail to understand why you so quick to respond to such issues when there are looters in your party yet we getting no update on their arrests
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@ChuksEzenagu @Ntomb_ka_Mjita Did you even read what she wrote or ushaywa islungu bafo,read and understand before you comment.
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Is bank statement considered as proof of residence.
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2 years
Alex Shakoane has passed away. May his soul rest in peace
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@BillzDaOriginal Problems can sense money,I just don't know howπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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3 years
This year wanna buy bulk of sanitary towels and give it for free to all needy girls.
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5 years
So Bonang has had eyes on Emtee all along #BonangKissedEmtee
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@_ShaunKeyz We are going through alot in this country.
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What are the disadvantages of dating you?.
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How did we get to this
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3 years
God please bless the person reading this tweet.
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@SithaleKgaogelo Register how when they came here illegally,no proper documentation.
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What's your shoe size?.
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Whose praying at 00:00 tonight instead of kissing someone?.
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@SizorMasilo @RosemaryShenge I thought this was eNCA real account.
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@MrHandsome_ZA @Kgalekgale ❀️.
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2 years
What's happening here,if you're smoking hubbly please be careful
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It's the short one for meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@TheeSonia @nhlanhlangwaqa You were the best couple on our screens,it felt real,I loved it when he called you MaKhumalo,phephisa Sonia,ukulwile ukulwa okuhle,uliqedile ibanga lakhe,May his soul rest in peace.
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Why are people treating Naledi Aphiwe like that throwing bottles on her,people don't like seeing other people succeed
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Nduduzo Simelane
1 year
Today it's all about meπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•Ί.Happy birthday to meπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚
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3 years
This is heartbreaking,wish I could unread this
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8 months
Do you bath even if you not going anywhere.
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Wake up today it's all about me.A Happy birthday to me,I thank for blessing me with another yearπŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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4 years
How many kids do you want?. Me 4.
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5 years
@SiyaMtitshana Problem you don't trust me.
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3 years
What are you currently drinking?.
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7 months
President Cyril Ramaphosa has responded to John Steenhuisen
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Nduduzo Simelane
1 year
Another year added to my life,I thank God.A Happy Birthday to me
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3 years
What turns you off in a relationship?.
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2 years
Came across this video of an Albany young girl with that beautiful smile😊
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1 year
2024 you will be employed whether they like it or not.
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3 years
May God answer your prayers.
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4 years
BathongπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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