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I follow my wife and child around closing doors and turning out lights. Other than that, I'm barely productive.

Kerrville, TX
Joined February 2011
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@jpchurch “Mahomes” is like “Tony Romo” … only one way it feels appropriate.
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OK, NFL, now we understand why you were doing Aerosmith for halftime 30 years after their prime.
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@Mike_kim714 Great tourney, Michael. When someone is making a push on Sunday in a group within reach, like you and Jordan, do you feed off each other? Really enjoyed today.
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@DamonGochneaur @INFINITIUSA Geez, dude, that’s scary! Glad all of you are safe.
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@NealZeller Ha! If you ever find “chuck eye steaks” … buy all of them. Besides ribeye I think they’re the best grilling cut of beef, and usually they’re half the price. Rarely see them, though.
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It tasted like grilled roast beef! I never contemplated that roast beef tasted different on its own - I thought it was cooking method. Nope. Tender enough - but leaner or grass fed beef might be tougher, fair warning.
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@tmarsh8364 I guano know more about them.
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@bushcamp2 One of those does is a bully and the other is fed up with her shit. 😂 I’ve never seen two fight that long, it was a grudge match!
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@tmarsh8364 They should learn how to code, clearly.
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Calm down TurboTax, I’ll do my taxes when I’m damn well ready!
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@DamonGochneaur @PGA Man, I’m just glad you and I don’t have that kind of marriage. I’m always happy when she goes out with the ladies and she’s equally happy when I get a chance to golf. (I always hope those posts are fake engagement bait, but they do make me think.)
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Tim Wagner
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@OSS_1970 Not Gebo’s! 😂
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@talledcombs I believe the kids these days call this a “flex.”
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RT @gilgildner: I wrote the below in my August 2021 newsletter. Thought it was prescient re: USAID: - - - - - Africa is crawling with…
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@MarkBauer @charlescwcooke He’s basically my North Star … if I needed one. He’s smarter than me, for sure, so I don’t feel bad. 😅
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@buzzatc After all the real graft that has come out, it’s easy to believe any of this could be true. I’ve been waiting ~40 years for this!
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