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@primalignity
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As a kid I was the only one willing to question the narrative around bedtime
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Doing this video but with my little ass penis next to 30 Greek statues
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Lol
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Dancing again after 246 days in Hamas hell: Freed Israeli hostage Noa Argamani holds rave to 'celebrate life' while paying tribute to partner still held in Gaza
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Read the full transcript of President Joe Biden’s interview with TIME
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@seltzerfan1 No she isn't she should go back
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world's least savvy shopper
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I present: $100 of groceries.
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A second beer has hit the nervous system
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People use the phrase beyond parody a lot but there's no other way to describe that country.
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@richard_normal Ah but what if your house exploded huh
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What's up r/condoms I'm looking for a versatile everyday rubber that can be used in any situation that won't break the bank. Any suggestions?
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@primalignity
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I can't stop laughing at this stupid video
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@primalignity
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2 years
Every American has a Hitler particle in them or whatever Trotsky said that one time
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random civilian kneels on a man being pinned down by two cops for fare evasion
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For a millisecond these people were closer together than any other people in history
@conzmoleman
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oh my GOD lol
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@RussLatino Glad someone was able to film the Klan rally
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Thanks for your input "Retardy Oswald."
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i believe that most progressive leftist men would fuck a nazi women if given the opportunity.
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@primalignity
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China is ahead of us in almost every way now.
@AustinDahu
🔻ꋬ꒤ꇙ꓄꒐ꋊ 大傻子 🔻
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@willmenaker This show was a big online meme about a year ago in China, students mainly thought he was just a super skilled doctor and didn't care about the autism representation as much. So, the kids turned Shaun into an insult & reaction meme "You annoyed me! Time for an operation!"
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It should be legal to seal these people in mineshafts
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People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had that dawg in him.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
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@primalignity
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5 years
"find another way to protest that doesn't inconvenience the working man"
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@dklmarxist He's creating food Exodia
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Pussy
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If you're gonna larp as a communist please at least try to understand it
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@primalignity
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2 years
They finally caged the elephant
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'Cage the Elephant' singer Matthew Schultz busted for guns in NYC
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Do you live in Halo
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It’s no reason in 2023 u live in a state that allows u to own guns and u don’t carry one and keep a few at the spot lol it’s just absurd.
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Lmfao
@DCNewsLive
DMV News Live
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FINAL UPDATE: DC Police officer Wayne David, who had more than 25 years of service in law enforcement, has passed away after accidentally shooting himself while recovering a firearm tossed by a suspect down a drain. #OfficerDown #LODD
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@primalignity
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2 years
Oh look a reactionary aesthetic girl account posting about degenerates I hope I have no mutu- Oh.
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@hobartmariner Show this to the doordashers
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@ThoughtSlime
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To be clear, if you defend Joseph Stalin, you are definitely not to my left.
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@RussLatino Suck my cock you greasy sow
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@GravelInstitute
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The Lincoln Project is and always was a massive scam.
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Is Mosep Binneed next up outta Mos Eisley? 👀⁉️🤔💯
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I think I could turn this into 75-80 bucks
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@primalignity
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Jarvis, get me Cortana in the style of Frank Frazetta
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@primalignity
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Ukrainian soldiers anytime they need a Zoom background:
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@U24_gov_ua
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Children of the Ukrainian military adore #StarWars . So, they asked @MarkHamill what his favorite film is from the saga. Listen to Mark’s answer to the Ukrainian defenders during their meeting.
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I love how insane everyone is becoming
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@shack_diesel *getting nic sick* "Stubying 🥹"
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State media is reporting that it is the weekend
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I'm pretty checked out of this country by now but I still can't believe I missed the GOP rolling out a Bizarro Ilhan Omar
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You're in her media tab looking at her body I'm in her likes tab looking at her mind
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Jabba the Hut is canonically Croatian
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DSA people rule
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100% chance someone is about to embarrass themselves in the dms thinking this is their last shot.
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Only good thing to happen this year is the Pod About List blow up
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So an improvement?
@GloamHallow
Gnome Wife
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You can tell The Left is spiraling because we went from Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism to You Will Not Be Able To Eat Fruit in just a few years
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@domegege95 What's the vector of sin in a gangbang involving 6 people and every hole?
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Tesla coomers are absolute marks
@JeffTutorials
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The Model S Plaid interior puts every other car to shame
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@cushbomb Buddy you haven't reached the worst part!
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He still sounds like a fucking Nazi to me
@tracewoodgrains
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white nationalist moves to the Midwest to live in his racial paradise, realizes he can't stand being around regular white people, stops being a white nationalist
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Twitter needs a "(!) Get the facts about using AAVE" whenever a white woman tweets "it do be finna be that way no cap"
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JRPGs (Junior Role Playing Games) are commonly played by infants, babies, and toddlers before they are old enough to play ARPGs (Adult Role Playing Games.)
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"We need to talk about why Gen Z is so scared of sex"
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Turning 23 tonight. Let's get this fuckin party started!
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"Just passed x dollars on my y collection" really sums up just about every "hobby" subreddit whether it's headphones or straight razor shaving.
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Collecting subreddits are so stupid, this guy is 18 and admitted in replies he never has time to read any of it
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The NFL is trying to synthesize the world's worst human being by creating a British American football fan
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*Me, chanting* "Tomb Mold, Tomb Mold, Tomb-" *Metal Twitter* "Tomb Mold, TOMB MOLD, TOMB MOLD, TOMB-" *Everyone, pounding their keyboards* "TOMB MOLD, TOMB MOLD, TOMB MOLD, TOMB MOLD"
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@SChuaRubenfeld @wyatt_privilege @ElieNYC @amychua Really! Where are you working right now?
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You can't Assad post about alive people come on guys
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You ever see someone's timeline and just know they're miserable.
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Remember when they tried to make us all walk in one direction at the supermarket?
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Biker gets absolutely obliterated 12 seconds in
@HistoryInPics
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First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)
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Most socially productive gun owner
@RomanAtwood
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My new fishing pole 🎣
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America's actual religion is just vibes
@_alice_evans
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33% of US adults believe in reincarnation..
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real
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Straight up I'm blocking you if you follow this person
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NYE going great. Uber driver just did this at a red light.
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Hey dude I know you're taking a break from Twitter because you want to kill yourself but I'm below 800 followers again and I need you to reactivate
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It's over for like 200 of you
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Charli XCX reveals to Rolling Stone UK she’s listened to ‘Red Scare’ and enjoyed their Lana Del Rey episode: “I wouldn’t say I’m deeply invested in edgelord culture, but have I scanned the texts? Sure.”
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The entire south should be bulldozed 👍
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@BiancaJoanie Ojalà they never return
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Closing the loop. Just wanted to close the loop on this. Just trying to close the loop! Let's close the loop. Lose the cloop. Those the group. Hoes the snoop. Bose the croop. How to kill m
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Under all their pompous traditions, Catholics are just pagans who believe in wards and spells.
@Y144John
JohnO'C ⚜️2024⚜️🇱🇺
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@Pipahh Neighbor has one in their backyard, I planted a St Benedict medal right there on my side of the fence.
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Hey they added your band to Metal Archives
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It is funny the larper lady got cancelled for doing college dorm shit and not saying socialism would feature state provided concubines
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Locked followers audit. Open up!
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When France remembers it has its own nukes.
@GlobeEyeNews
Globe Eye News
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BREAKING: France announces its support for the International Criminal Court and the arrest warrant for Netanyahu.
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@richard_normal You're going to be looking for "the documents"
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Removing the likes tab might be the worst thing he's ever done.
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Thought this was irony
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They should make a website completely overrun by Nazis that also auto plays gore after viral meme videos. I bet we would all use it.
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To their orc surprise, they lost big time and the Ents easily smashed through Isengard's walls.
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@castawaymariner Most successful trot agitation
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Crazy ass white boy orders bantha milk in perfect Tusken to the shock of local tribesmen
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Americans when you tell them the future shouldn't include an entire economic engine devoted to bringing them tropical fruit or a new phone every year:
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Data science student with too many API keys creates "worst visualization ever," is asked to leave his program.
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@MCITLFrAphorism Silence, pedo man
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Every Cradle of Filth fan looks like this
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