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I cannot believe this is an accepted part of the sport dbdbdbdbdb
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I am HOWLING at this. I wonder where he got this stat fndjkfsjkfshfkjhfdkh
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The Italians will be licking their lips at that for the next round
England celebrate taking Slovakia to extra-time in the same way you might expect Slovakia to celebrate taking England to extra-time.
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The context note on this absolutely killed me
Jesus Christ. What the fuck happened to Star Wars. George Lucas must be turning in his grave-
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frankmoofia
the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?"
do men have someone like that?
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Sancho trying to copy these Rashford and Martial runs in training
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lampard and gerrard circa 2006
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The way that Jorginho became a signifyer of what type of Chelsea fan you are is one of the funniest things to happen on here in years
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Creasing at the bottom right pic. He's just bagged at Buckingham Palace (a) and is running up to the Beefeaters.
Prince Harry says William 'bullied' him out of the royal family: 'It was terrifying'
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This guy is like 400 layers of irony deep I don't even know who he hates anymore
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I wish there was a hate follow option on sofa score so you only got the notifications for goals against a team
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twitter is going to be an utter sewer every time that prick scores a goal
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Us and Leicester getting to flex our swimming pools in the championship
🚨Excl:
#SaintsFC
have explored the possibility of leaving Staplewood and building a new training ground.
No decision will be made in the short term, but club carried out studies over a year ago due to lack of space.
Story in
@David_Ornstein
's column:
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the main thing that freaks me out about dating apps is the level of expectation, that seems fairly widespread, about the quality of conversation expected ffs. No one is allowed to have a fairly normal chat you have to be doing a stand up set while also not being cliche
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Woah easy tiger! RT from:
@frankmoofia
"lemme have a sniff Patricia all I need is one chance"
Welcome to
#MILFManor
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@TLC
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How have I only just clocked the most obvious joke in history
How will I explain to my kids that this is England's best batter in a generation?
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🚨 Breaking: Bayer Leverkusen have made an €18 million bid for Southampton winger Nathan Tella
#saintsfc
@mcgrathmike
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Lebron seeing EdPen in the arena
Lakers star LeBron James has been upgraded again to questionable for tonight vs. Bulls. The return is near.
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I always feel like the world's shittest pilot wearing this in meetings ffs
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Sunak running his recruitment through the free agents sorted by international caps trick
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I will never fully get over the act of social fucking vandalism that means there's no free to air European
Competition football in the UK.
When ITV lost their live Champions League matches in 2015, they signed off with a brilliant montage of all the great moments they’d covered during the previous 23 years.
So much top class European football seen on free-to-air terrestrial TV.
Glory days.
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I asked my Father whether tea was ready and he shouted back '2022'. I smiled, I knew it was finished.
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I hate the phrase 'running out of patience' in these situations. All clubs do it. Blaming injuries on the player only makes sense if you view them with no humanity at all. No one wants to be injured.
Naby Keita has had 14 separate injuries since signing for Liverpool, missing 49 games in total across 3 and a bit seasons.
With the midfielder picking up another muscular injury, are you running out of patience with the Guinean or do you still hold faith?
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Hearing that Arsenal could do with some quality on the right hand side?
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Genuinely think there's a case for the authorities to take over this club, something isn't right
🚨 Leicester City give Chelsea formal permission to talk with Enzo Maresca for head coach vacancy. 44yo expected to agree contract of minimum 5 years.
#LCFC
will receive compensation from
#CFC
+ appointment expected to be completed this week
@TheAthleticFC
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For clarity: I knew fights happened in hockey through a friend who is a Calgary Flames (?) fan but I hadn't seen a fight up close before. I only saw Winter Olympics hockey before, a different beast.
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Just reward for beating Ten Bin Bag's Deathstar 7-0
🗣️ "Pretty surreal."
Liverpool midfielder James Milner receives MBE honour at Windsor Castle 🎖️
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What if we kissed in parking lot
#342618
during the World Cup final
BREAKING: The 2026 FIFA World Cup Final will be played at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey.
MetLife Stadium was chosen over SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles and AT&T Stadium in Dallas.
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squinting in the summer sun>>>
Now that summer’s officially over, what were your favourite pictures of yourselves?
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Chelsea fans explaining why they needed to sign their 9th forward for £100 million
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Steve Mandanda's football career will last longer than my own life
NICE GO TO THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!! 🤩
An own goal from Steve Mandanda seals all three points 😬
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One Ian Holloway arm around the shoulder and sharp word in your ear has more about it than 10,000 apeieksdbvurg articles
"I was playing in the Premier League 13 years ago for a team that didn’t once do a session with any out-of-possession strategy. We didn’t know who to press, when to press, what the triggers were... which, nowadays, I find baffling."
Ian Evatt
#BWFC
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In the most difficult of seasons, thank you for sticking with us ❤️
Your support, both now and in the future, means everything.
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Happy Christmas to all of you wonderful wonderful people. There is so much joy that comes from this place and I am honoured to be here with you all. ❤️
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👍
10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?
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My ex says she gave me the best years of her life
I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right
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The fall of this empire was greater than Babylon's destruction
In the year 2000 referee Andy D’Urso had the cheek to award Middlesbrough a penalty at Old Trafford, the first given against Man United there for 6 years.
This is how Gary Neville’s team mates reacted.
(The reason Neville isn’t getting involved is because he was taken off)
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the beast has awoken
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'Croatia will be tired' is an ancient spell that summons the spirit of the footballing Gods
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