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Zirkzee I wasn’t familiar with your game. You are awful mate
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Ramsdale’s downfall genuinely kills me. Dude probably thought he was gonna be a title winning keeper and England’s #1 for the next decade and 18 months later he’s destined for the Championship
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that first “why didn’t Calafiori use his aura to stop that goal” tweet
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but when AWB was showboating in his own half no one said it was disrespectful
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Mbeumo and Wissa is the type of partnership nostalgia heads would be reminiscing about if they were around 15 years ago
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Fulham are building one of the slowest teams of all time
@GFFN
Get French Football News
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Breaking | Lyon have reached an agreement worth €15m with Fulham for the transfer of Rayan Cherki (21), according to L'Equipe. More follows.
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the casuals don’t appreciate him, what he achieved for this country despite playing in the same era as prime Trent, Walker, James etc is unbelievable
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EuroFoot
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Kieran Trippier (33) has retired from international football! 👋 Senior England career: 2017-2024.
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this is such a strange move, Palace are above Fulham in the food chain
@David_Ornstein
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🚨 EXCL: Fulham have tonight reached agreement in principle with Crystal Palace to sign Joachim Andersen. Compromise found on fee ~£30m including add-ons. All parties working to finalise deal for 28yo Denmark defender to join #FFC from #CPFC @TheAthleticFC
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Casuals haven’t clocked the most unguardable move in sports yet
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the closing ceremony has given me the worst sunday scaries imaginable, I’m not ready to say bye to my dawgs man. Femke Bol, Leon Marchand, Alex Yee, Jess Fox, Mondo Duplantis. See you in 2028
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Ramsdale is so pants man guy dived near post from a 1v1
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Orsic got two T4 clubs managers sacked ffs
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Havertz is one bad performance away from umirf1 saying he’s been misprofiled as a LCB
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Fack I’m actually stupidly excited Mavididi (17)
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It all starts tomorrow. ⏳
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@hitsquadbaby Esr and cherki gonna be running like maya jama trying to get back
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pain Potter is a sellout. He wasn’t wearing suits at Brighton
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Brentford have signed so many duds since they got promoted it’s actually impressive they’re still good
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ngl “7th season Klopp” is a hilarious stick to beat him with
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I don’t have any strong thoughts on Lisandro but all these smug tweets cos he handled fucking Firmino <<<. Probs the least threatening striker he’ll face this season lol
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kills me how defensive a lot of chelsea fans are over the clearlake regime. This is the worst you’ve been in 30 years despite spending a billion in a couple years. Do you think people are just criticising Chelsea for no reason
@Pano_Footy
Pano_Footy
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What if I told you that, according to Transfermarkt, between the 1st Team and the PL2 Squad, Liverpool will now have 10 Goalkeepers on their books? Where is The Athletic, B/R Football and Sky Sports?
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no one else’s “mistakes” get this much scrutiny
@CFC_Janty
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Why the hell did Maguire put it out for a corner 😭😭😭
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demba baaland can’t do this
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Harry Kane’s start to the 2022/23 season
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him only starting 10 games last season is a crazy Mandela effect it felt like he was starting every week
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Ignoring Rice and claiming we started Jorginho ‘most games’ last season is an interesting one.
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Jota being rubbish outside of scoring is a proper myth
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this meme format is like 99% misses
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