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@malalaormalaika
they should invent a woman who didn’t have a “hoe phase” before she became a private person
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"G-shock is a phase"
That phase never ends bro
figured my apple watch wouldn’t cut it for my cambodia trip, so got me a nice G-Shock <3
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Does any girl have a side guy in her DMs who could do the research for the best laptop within 60k-1L. Need it for a close person. Help a bro out will ya. Screen size, brightness, colour and rez are most important.
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Mai 1.5 season mein bore hogya. Couldn’t fully relate bcs my JEE was mostly done by myself in my room. Itni proper coaching dekhkr thodi jealousy zrur. I’d say dekhlo bura nhi h.
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Felt cute, might sell your organs later.
show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty
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@iiacapellaii
bro, she loved you more than herself because she sees you as a part of herself and not separate. you're judging your mom for not picking your idea of happiness over her happiness. also, being a great mom is as important as any career
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Bhai DU wale pta nhi kese ajeeb h
Maths degree from DU ko itna crazy manlete jese kya hogya ho
IITD MnC wale apne maths skills ko itna nhi manti jitna DU wale 😭
It’s just hilarious, the delusion they have lol
IIT walon mai ghamand hota hai
BITS mai paisa deke admission hota hai
NIT wale depressed rehte hai
DTU, NSUT mai delhi quota se aate hai
IIIT walon ke pass life nahi hoti hai
IGDTUW mai toh diversity hiring hoti hai
Asal mai best college toh Amity hi hai 😔
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commitment issues person + low self esteem person = situationship
commitment issues + commitment issues = FWB (friends with benefits)
normal + low self esteem = clingy/cheating
normal + commitment issues = fling
low self esteem + low self esteem = polyamorous
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there's something about 12 am
the clock resets
and if i'm not asleep by then
it's absolute mayhem
the worst kinda thoughts arrive:
am in a bubble
the kind which i can't even see
a bubble of bubbles, maybe.
instantly start to remember, every lack of judgement
and every inaccuracy
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Open twitter… every other thing you see is a cope… sexual frustration cope… loneliness cope… career cope… product market fit cope… gender gap cope… height cope… weight cope… breakup cope… worldcup cope… this should be named public coping app instead
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Thoughts on Front End Critic:
It's not really about doing front end dev. There's some incredible front end stuff aswell.
The thing is that what you actually are now is a "translator".That converts business logic to React syntax. It's repetitive grunt work for a good part.
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*She sees this post* Remembers a couple days ago you liked a few of her tweets. She’s ecstatic. And slides in your DMs w a smile: “is this about me? ❤️” and you reply “ofcourse not lol. How could you even imagine, i like many posts” *og girl and him start planning their wedding*
Was scrolling some other SM platform a few months back, and found this really cute looking girl; before I could even click on the profile my phone died, my dumb brain didnt even remember the name no matter how hard I tried, but I saw the same girl again a few days back on X!
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36C ❤️
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Aman Dhattarwal is OG scammer. Shobit is Aman from Walmart. Both at the end of the day are scammers. I think they know it as well. Their problem is now audience is getting harder to fool. Luckily they now have big enough audience to buy actual talent which they currently don’t hv
Aman Dhattarwal did not grow with the audience and that is the biggest mistake he made because now he needs to get new audience every few years and the competition is increasing year on year
I see Shobhit Nirwan doing the same mistake now
What do you think about this?
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Bhai agar mera ladka/ladki hoga, mai apne uske school walon ko boldunga ki mai financially afford nhi krskta holiday hw karna. Chart paper bhot mehenga ata h. But kabhi nhi krunga. Desh ki adhi raddi toh holiday hw se hi collect horhi h.
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Fuck around
Fall in love
Consume
Create
Explore
Evolve
Recursion
Death
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Dating to marry is basically doing arrange marriage for yourself.
Dating to marry never worked for me. And God knows I tried.
When you date to marry, via self-selection, you pick others who are also dating to marry, and you're both too busy ticking off 🗒️ from a list, so you never end up becoming friends.
I know so many arranged couples who
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I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't nolie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
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@aShubhamz
@shariexyz
Bhai yr uske heavy privilege se bhi mujhe no dikkat but Latin honours kon krta h yar
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A dating app where you swipe right on research papers. And it matches you with people who swiped right on 5 or more same papers
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na hi “pretty boy” trope mein fit hota hu, physique bhi mid h, na hi bhot lover boy personality h, gedi bhi roz nhi, na hi daru sutta substances.
I’m sucha boring person
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The worse version of this is Chetan Bhagat’s impact on millennials.
So many working class citizens with good careers in journalism and tech lost all of it because they got the false hope of book sales market potential.
Successful authors in India write competitive exam books.
POV: you watch too many documentaries about Zuck, Steve Jobs, and other entrepreneurs.
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Btw if anything concerning ever happens to you, never go to college admin first, go to police first and college can find out later. Bcs admin doesn’t care about you, their first priority is the institute’s reputation.
I’ve said this since long back, like since school.
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Most people’s problem is that they’re too scared to be alone. The need someone to cling on to for idk what.
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i hate rush sm.
anyone forces me to rush things, i hate them aswell.
rushing forces you to compromise on quality.
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When you meet friends/cousins from bigger cities you can see that they had their ‘firsts’ like first kiss, first drink, sex etc so far back that it’s visible that I’ve missed that phase and I’m never getting it back. This is a drawback of tunnel vision in teenage
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When i was a kid, my dad used to have a recording of every surgery he did. So I used to watch that like a tv show.
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Last few days of vacation. This 2 months of Twitter phase was fun. Adios mi mutuals
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kids these days are engaging in unprotected premarital hand holding. btao zra. kitni galat bat h.
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Round house kick to the face to daze him.
Turn. Switch. Choke slammm.
He’s down, this is your moment.
Put him in a headlock. Elbow to the face till nose gets bloody.
Choke the headlock harder till that bitch either taps out or dies.
You’ve won. Assert your dominance now.
bhai i was on a date aur usne mujhe tapli maari bohot zor se ???
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Oh, Ophelia
You've been on my mind girl since the flood
Oh, Ophelia
Heaven help a fool who falls in love
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I don’t like much of Paulo Coelho because there’s an unnecessary undertone of selling you hope in some fashion, an alternative motive from telling the story. Something I don’t appreciate, some might consider disingenuous infact.
This one bangs tho :)
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The amazing thing about India is that aunties with 6 kids will give looks to couples sitting across at the next table for mild PDA.
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tl kholo rr. twitter pr privilege shaming itni zada hoti h.
don’t let anyone shame you for it, your parents went through a lot for you to have it. If ppl were in your place they would exploit even harder.
use that wealth to avoid unnecessary efforts and channel to better opps
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dude have you seen doctors and even finance bros...like fr
Why do software engineers make their career choice their personality more than any other profession ?
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i miss ronaldo in the ucl sm.
he always had a such clean, precise and tactical game. with insane finishes.
messi on the other hand had absolute magic moments of dribbling that were just pure art
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The ultimate female fantasy is to be rescued out of her misery by a guy who sees her as unique and precious. For her to drop the guard and be fully selfish. Pre req of him being charming and all.
This is 95% of chicklets btw. CH writes this same story in every book lol
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@autopsy_surgeon
Since he’s keeping up, ig he still wants to be with her and so does she. I think what he needs is a revenge to even things (return the same pain) and a punishment for her to regain his trust. If she really wants to be w him she’ll take it, if not divorce ig.
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Bruh, not even god can make me message such stuff to anyone. And to post it online…
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For there to be research break throughs you need rich people’s kids to pick STEM. And most rich kids prefer Arts.
Middle and economically backward class solves for poverty first. So there isn’t much time left for research till it’s already too late.
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Skill issue.
Zuck built Facebook while being w Priscilla.
Elon had 10 kids with 3 baby mamas. Like the list just goes on.
Ideally you wanna integrate within your lifestyle to whatever degree possible.
breaking up with your gf in order to grind harder is a sacred rite that separates the boys from the men
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Tomorrow I have to present a presentation. It’s a graded group assignment. I haven’t even started yet.
By tomorrow morning I’ll be ready w the greatest piece of powerpoint artistry they’ll ever witness in their entire life. The value chains & webs I’ll render will make em cum
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If you’re seeing someone atm, you may use this picture for flirting purposes w ‘me and you’ caption 👍
Sabka sath sabka vikas
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Pichle kuch dino mein ek used sneakers bichwa dia. Dono log khush h. 3 calls lage in total. Made 5k. Not much, I wasn’t trying. 20 minutes of calltime. 0 effort. In chhutiyon mein mera skateboard tut gya tha , quite sad, finally ig it’s time to get a new one :)
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@yashsri_docx
Bandi patai pehle wale ne hi thi bhai. The addons are the same as free oregano and chilliflakes
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All that high quality interesting funny well thought out observations opinions creations of literary expressions of my mind with poetic elegance.
Buried under the acid I’ve spat within 2 minutes.
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Some may think ki ye is app pe apni random journalling kyu krte rehta h, kitna chutiya lagra h.
And to them I'd say, tu chutiya sale tera baap chutiya.
Mera account, meri marzi main jo chahe dalun.
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Meditation is just stimulus fasting to allow brain to defrag.
Mindfulness is another term for having boundless curiosity about any situation you find yourself in.
Reality has a surprising amount of detail - and noticing its subtleties is what being mindful means.
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Same bhai. PRMO was the first time anyone gave me mithai for qualifying an exam. Still open up Project Euler and Erdos at times.
Life was good when I used to solve these books
Ab toh pata hi nahi kya kar rha hun
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ESR se ghatiya brand koi nhi h. This isn’t even an exaggeration. Truely pathetic disgusting company. What kind of a company doesn’t let you return stuff after showing false, incorrect images and sending false product. Product quality to service everything is pathetic.
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Don’t buy alcohol from Chandigarh at much lower tax and sell it on campus at below market rates.
Any advice for a college student that you wish you knew earlier?
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You must not confuse the absence of volatility with stability.
Macro 101
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The best romantic relationship is when two individuals who don’t need each other choose to depend on each other because they enjoy making the other person happy.
Hmm.
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If you got: connections + confidence (in ability) + risk appetite -> found
If: no connections + conf. + risk app. -> work at startups/ build connections overtime -> found
If: connections + conf. + no risk app. -> corporate ladder/(s) suits well
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Ye 18-19 saal ke bachhe kyu minoxidil-finasteride le rhe h.
Khelo kudo, pado likho, paisa kamao, bandi patao.
Ye sab kya krre ho.
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I’d give a good logic why this a cope. And why the smartest people are always the happiest aswell. But I’m kinda done with giving dating gyaan and going back to solving statistical problems
Very intelligent women invariably become low key misogynistic bc they’re burdened with masculine levels of agency without any of the benefits of being a man. It’s not advantageous to be patient with women when you’re not sexually attracted to them.
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What I expected:
classic boy sob story:
- ex cheated
- was so heartbroken
- drove home crying the whole way
- hasn’t slept for days
- car crash into truck
- breaks hands
- surgery not work
- goes to monk in mt everest to fix hands
- learns magic
- gets a goatee
- manipulates time
classic boy sob story:
- ex cheated
- was so heartbroken
- drove home crying the whole way (almost got into an accident)
- didn't sleep for days
- couldn't eat anything
- has trust issues now
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hold your horses, ladies
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really solid dating advice: avoid girls who "need their space" as an important recurring requirement for no reason. They'll never fully be yours. Some part of them will always be distant. If she cant depend on you for stuff, she doesnt love you fully bro.
I do not fantasize about living together with a man, cooking dinner for him 4 times a week, doing his laundry, and going to sleep together every night. I need my space
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Keeping it not gamified and actually a learning app is good move. You can do even better,
There’s specific kinds of people only who care =
1. Anime watchers
2. Music- korean/spanish songs
3. Football fans
Enable each of them to do that. And you’re good.ex: anime explainer
Unacademy Language Learning App is now Live. It’s our first truly Global Product.
While all other Apps focus on too much Gamification, we built an App that actually makes you learn a Language.
You can learn Spanish to begin with.
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I’ve noticed from time and time again, no amount of love has ever made me budge even for a second. Except for once quite sometime back.
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only when you’re forcefully made to waste your time. is when you truly value it.
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Every single thing you do matters. Precisely because it’s registered and recorded by your consciousness. And reality is rendered in your head by your consciousness.
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Zerodha, Groww beat the drums around how they’re a tech company. Now they can’t explain why an order not passing is actually not even their fault. Eventually gonna collapse under their own weight or restructured
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Just random thoughts
Police in India is bad and severely underfunded bcs there’s an incentive structure problem bcs as a politician you’d not want better police to create problems for you. Governments function better when they provide a limited number of things well than a lot of things.
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This video has done more for Kannada PR than the entirety of their vandalism tactics
Sneako was trying to roast & humiliate an Indian, got cooked 😂
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"a good decision is that you'd take again and again irrespective of actual outcome"
Beautiful
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Is it easier to stay? Is it easier to go?
I don't wanna know, oh
But I know that I'm never, ever gonna change
And you know you don't want it any other way
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Pranav’s Camera Roll :)
Unique Desk Setups from my last hostel. Something particular about each one.
Guess which one’s mine.
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The return of a legend. I always felt trump never fully weponised twitter. Hope he does this time
Are you better off now than you were when I was president?
Our economy is shattered. Our border has been erased. We're a nation in decline.
Make the American Dream AFFORDABLE again. Make America SAFE again. Make America GREAT Again!
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why ain’t the dl ppl on my tl workin on physics/math application. Someone should just use physics informed neural nets to solve differential equations and try to solve schrodinger’s eqn w it maybe
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I got, I got, I got, I got
Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA
Quarter piece, got war, and peace inside my DNA
I got power, poison, pain, and joy inside my DNA
I got hustle, though, ambition flow inside my DNA
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@Ashneer_Grover
was a rare case where he was open and clear about his ground in all interviews even after his public trial. Addressed every claim in interviews. Won in court. And people just didn’t catch the story.
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To prevent her from jumping out at night
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