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hello oomfs, my bathroom exploded today because the pipe burst (dad almost died)
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thanks google photos for reminding me that the girlfriend effect is real
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Losing in Ayodhya is like failing the exam you were the most confident in
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“Did you do the reading?” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
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baap mera, toilet mera, trauma mera. If I am coping with humour why do y’all care (for what it’s worth, dad is fine we took him to the hospital immediately)
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Explained to my mom how the younger people think more along the lines of voting the bjp out rather than voting the congress in and she gave me the biggest “Oh.”
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JUST IN: RETURNING BATCHES WON’T BE STAYING IN RH1, NEW CAMPUS, OR INFACT ANY OF THE RH’S….THEY’LL BE STAYING IN JINDAL
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Used Ashoka’s alumni network to get access to the Minecraft map of the uni some seniors built a few years ago
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The existence of a pro vice chancellor implies the existence of a noob vice chancellor
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YOU’RE TELLING ME I MISSED OUT ON HUNDREDS OF PARTIES BECAUSE NEUROTYPICALS DON’T GIVE OUT EXPLICIT INVITATIONS TO SOCIAL GATHERINGS?????
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Dear OAA,
Nahi chahiye grades iss sem ke, rakhlo apne pass
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Dear Ashoka EconSoc,
You do not need to market a luxury car to filthy rich students. If they wanted a BMW, they would buy one.
As for the rest of us, we really don’t care.
Regards.
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Going to Ashoka does not mean you are rich. If you can pay, you pay. If you cannot, then they will help you out. It’s NOT a scholarship and it’s NOT conditional. If you need the aid, you will get it. The model obviously has room for improvement and more unis in India should do it
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Ashoka will introduce a big new change, make sure it’s well received by the student body, and then drop it after a year and replace it with something worse (Uber Shuttle, VOW)
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The only winner in this entire situation is 3rd and 4th year boys who don’t have to live in RH1
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I love it when girlfriends completely abandon the concept of freedom of choice and free will as soon as you ask them to choose a restaurant
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At what point in your ashoka trajectory do you acquire the ability to write a 2000 word essay in one night?
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How many aura points did I lose when she told me that she was on her cycle and I replied with “gear waali ya normal?”
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If I had a 50 paisa coin for every time I made a friend who I got really close to in like 2 months and then they just exited my life abruptly after those 2 months, then I would have a full rupee
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FIRST GRADE OF THE SEM IS AN A- (I GOT A B IN THE MIDSEM FOR THIS COURSE I AM SO HAPPY)
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Get someone who looks at you the way a girl looks at a vape that’s not hers
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waiting until this poor person finds out that they won’t even know which FCs they’re gonna get in their first sem
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Resolution for this semester is to break the cycle of hate and not get unnecessarily annoyed by first years
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It still baffles me that I went from cooking up fancy dishes at a 5 star hotel to studying academic philosophy
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One thing they don’t tell you before you join Ashoka is that you actually have to study here (they absolutely do tell you)
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Why would you use AI for anything academic related like isn’t the entire point of a college education to teach YOU things? Why would I pay an assload of money to learn basically nothing while also at the same time training an AI model that will eventually become my overlord
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I will bang my head repeatedly against these red brick walls and then my brain will be splattered all over the floor and everyone will have to walk past my corpse while leaving bloody footprints everywhere
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Why does everyone want to be a polymath? What’s so appealing about pursuing polygamy and mathematics together?
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90% of getting a job/internship is realising that the most plain-looking, middle-aged men hold unreasonably important positions of power in the economy
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Only one lecture left for this course and the sense of regret is setting in. I could’ve gotten so much more out of this course if I just paid more attention…
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Maturing is realising that most of the time, the no laptop policy is actually good
I love when professors have a no laptop policy. I love to see my peers suffer.
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Delhiites have officially lost the right to belittle people from UP
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People when Navya posts something based (as usual): YASH BHAIYA HATIYE
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Professor Tatyana makes comics in her free time??? This is so cool
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Can someone please file an FIR against CBSE for harassment, my mental health is deteriorating
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The Ashoka UG experience can be described as paying way too much money to realise that you’re going to end up broke as an adult anyways
agar uss fries stall waale bande ka profit margin achha hua toh main bhi wohi business shuru karlunga
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There is a point in everyone's life where their parents stop giving a fuck about their grades (10th onwards for me)
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I wish I could stop doing everything for just a bit, and I mean everything, all mental and biological processes just being halted for a few moments
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I literally feel miserable because my gf has been offline for like 4 hours now (she is asleep), am I cooked?
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It’s really fun to see people simping over your gf (haha suck it losers)
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RH1 is nasty bro that place needs to be UV sanitised before any woman is allowed to go near it let alone actually LIVE there💀
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Joined this university for the CS and English department, fell in love with the Phil department instead
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Constantly stuck between being glad that I could spend one night a week with her and being sad that I could spend only one night a week with her😔
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At this point everyone has said I have autism except for someone with a degree in psychology
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This university needs to stop spoiling me with choices (I have to decide on either a math/cs minor or a Philosophy + CS major by the end of this year)
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If the Ambani wedding doesn’t radicalise you, idk what will
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I once burnt an entire batch of cookies (around a 100) for an extremely important event and hey, temporary anxiety attacks aside, I am doing pretty well. So allow yourself to fuck up.
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Some of you better show up at 5 in the mess lawns I am spending too much effort making all this curry
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Anyways, some chef era pics
Wow I did not realise people were curious about this. I just didn’t want to work 14 hours a day for minimum wage while absolutely destroying my physical AND mental health 👍
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How it feels to be a Radiohead and Pink Floyd fan only for your friends to say “finally ache gaane lagadiye” when you accidentally play AP Dhillon
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AIB were the original pioneers of ironic comedy in this country, miss them every single day
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It’s the ones you love that hurt you the most (got food poisoning from chaat corner egg rolls)
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There is a slight chance that if Club Penguin were still around, Canada wouldn’t be going through an economic crisis
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If a massive hailstone falls on my head and gives me a concussion, will I graduate with a 4.0?
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Just witnessed a woman screaming at her toddler for puking. Moms really are the same everywhere
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Friendly reminder that Lana Del Ray has a degree in Philosophy with a specialisation in metaphysics
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When your card declines at therapy so they bring out your 13 year old self who made youtube videos
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>be me, 13 m, internet kid
>mom says “don’t do drugs anon”
>le me “ok lel”
>marx says “religion is the opiate of the masses”
>*neuron activation*
>refuse to practice religion because i don’t do drugs
>*trollface*
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It’s dawning on me that I am a senior now and everything is changing and I miss navya but atleast the food is as bad as ever thank you TKS for being the one constant
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As a UG council member, I will advocate for the inclusion of smaller pop can versions of sodas in the vending machines
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“Modi will definitely be PM again but this is good for democracy” what level of cope is this😭😭
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Honestly, I don’t think any ashoka student wants to be labelled as an ashoka defender 💀
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This is how studying philosophy for the first time feels
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I’m sorry but if you share tea with me I will also be sharing it with my gf
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Wishing I was pretty so I could post myself and instantly get like 500 followers, not that it’s not fun to to yap to 112 people
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I HATE WAVING AT PEOPLE I HATE SAYING HI I HATE THE WHOLE ORDEAL EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT IDK HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN KEEP DOING IT
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Alongwith reducing the number of CS majors, ashoka should reduce the amount of intended ecofin majors that they accept
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What do you call a donut shop owned by a logician? Kripke Kreme.
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Spending the first thursday night on campus reading chinese philosophy ‼️🔥
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The first year urge to romanticise everything, “last day of the last midsem break of first year guys 😭🥺😢”
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Just remembered that almost exactly a year and a half ago I was sitting in my hotel’s staff cafeteria having the worst silent mental breakdown ever. I had never felt so alone, isolated, beaten down, and worthless. Wild times.
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Stop posting about the fuelzone mango shake mujhe FOMO ho raha hai
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I don’t like the new menu designs they’re too stimulating in a bad way
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AI Phil was such a nice class I love the topics can’t wait for more (also prof siantonas was great as always), qrmt with prof rajan was a wild experience as well
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