Was sitting in libcaf and while looking at my phone I giggled and said “big chungus” a little too audibly and just got the weirdest stares

Guys, I am not a beautiful woman...I am a dude

RT @GreenTextRepost: submit by @ncontextmemes

@Swayam_Nath_ namedropped in DS (in reference to Heidegger)🔥🔥🔥

@dietcoke_haver Pokemon

@mrtownboy @hinge @Tinder_India Hinge pe swipe nahi karte

RT @shawlgoodman: general advise to all the first years taking intro to phil and struggling to write essays: THROW THE AMBITION OUT THE DOO…

West Delhi dolphin

@walanZoo Yeti in cp

@gleeful_slug_ Welcome back Gale from Breaking Bad

@keezhadicore Real I would do this @rlychillgirlie

Had a very nice date today at the end of which I saw the most stoned man on the planet in the metro

RT @PicturesFoIder: no movie poster will ever top this one

@shawlgoodman Never play DnD with philosophy majors

@rlychillgirlie We will have fun tmrw also, hopefully minus the turmoil

@rlychillgirlie ??

@rlychillgirlie oof, I really like this one

And for the record, in my opinion, it's not false equivalence. Even something as simple as flirting is cheating, let alone a lap dance