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SISTER GOT 89% and MY GRANDPA ROASTED HER SO BAD ON THE FAMILY GC I CANNOT
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my sister’s love life is sooo much more interesting, she’s 4 yrs younger than me and is alr involved in a love triangle, been asked out by 5 classmates, is in another situationship; and here i’m buying orthopedic chappal at 12am
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hours after i get my tattoo.
rayhaan: “why did you get a sunrisers hyderabad wali tattoo?”
the tattoo in question:
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some men in the gym should REALLY be banned from every social setting.
A man just slut shamed me and removed my headphones to ‘teach’ me an exercise.
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students going for chaar diwaari concert has helped me do my week’s worth of laundry without having to wait for odd hours.
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‘targeted brahmins’?
you have GOT to be kidding me. how can certain castes who have never been considered part of society, conveniently be the ones dividing it?
educate yourself, the fight is not against any particular caste, but against the systemic privileges they hold.
This is from Ashoka University.
Slogan is Brahmin-Baniyawaad Murdabad.
First, they targeted Brahmins, and now Baniyas. Anyone who believes it is limited to specific castes is mistaken; eventually, caste by caste, they will target you. Their goal is to divide & attack Hindus.
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was so scared of selecting the wrong option while voting, i was in the booth for a good 7 minutes until the volunteer had to ask me if everything was okay
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rasam
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squint and you’ll find my name written in tiny letters in today’s newspaper at the
@IndianExpress
:)
small steps but we’re getting there
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i have 2 assignments, 1 presentation, 4 readings and an internship article due, but no…. i’m sitting and scratching gpay rewards at 1am
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i’ve just started watching fleabag OHMYGOD ITS SO GOOD WHERE WAS THIS SHOW MY WHOLE LIFE
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found this signed contract from 6th grade when i’d forgotten to do my homework and conspired with the marathi monitor, in exchange for a 5-star chocolate
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the incoming batch literally takes food at the mess the wrong way. You’re supposed to move from left to right. THEY LITERALLY MOVE THE OTHER WAY ROUND THAT’S SO ANNOYING I KEEP CRASHING INTO THEM like let me have my poha bro
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I’VE TRAVELLED 2 HOURS TO WORK TODAY ONLY FOR MY BOSS TO TELL ME THERE’S NO WORK
LIKE FUCK BRING AN UNPAID INTERN IN THIS COUNTRY
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it sucks when u can’t text that person because u dont talk to them anymore, but u always wanted them to be the first person to know
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face of someone who watched abhishek upmanyu’s standup and scared the flight with her laughter while loudly munching on an exorbitant croissant
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Men will never understand how unbelievably overwhelming it is to claim our space in fitness and sports. Not only are we fighting against a foul system, but we’re also fighting against those egoistic men, that no matter how much i prove my strength, I’ll never be enough.
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and this is not just an isolated instance. I have been working out since the past 2 years, and till date, I have an unnecessary pressure to prove myself to use a machine in the gym.
i still feel incapable of lifting weights, and feeling good about myself
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parents are talking about my grades and potential distractions and my mom just said, "we should not be worried about boys, she's not getting a boyfriend anytime soon".....
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soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur
happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr
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we’re deciding which parent my sister and i would stay with, if my parents separated and things are getting heated wow did not expect so much family drama
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i’ve realised that getting out of the college space has made me feel so much better. i’m actually happy, not stressing abt petty things and people, focusing on myself, working towards my life goals, and wholly be me around my friends.
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adulting is your uncle asking if you want a cigaratte because youre not that 8-year old niece anymore
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what has happened to me when did my life take such an anticlimatic turn
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you coward. who do you think you are, tearing down leher posters at 12:30am. you don't know how a GRC works, nor did you know that a GRC was never formed, you have a saviour complex. You and your half-baked thoughts can stay within the confines of your room.
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the joy of just making the student baggage limit (i dont think u understand i’ve paid 3k for exceeding the limit before)
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Even at a ‘liberal university’, I’ve faced such incidents; I wasn’t surprised when this happened to me today. I was enraged and left my workout halfway.
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Trust me, the lack of non-cis people in the weightlifting/fitness industry is NOT because of backstabbing and gossip, but because of men who can’t stand anyone but them claiming their space.
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So the next time anyone gives that bullshit about why non-cis individuals don’t need ‘non-cis hours’, reflect on your privilege and fragile ego.
Yes, women will feel unsafe anyway, whether it’s outside the gym or not. But that shitty behaviour reflects poorly on you, not us.
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prof just said, "stop speaking. text each other instead"
we love sourav ghosh
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feeling very ‘Dildara/Illahi/Shubhanallah’ today
ngl can’t believe I was in decathlon shorts and a torn tank top 45 minutes before this outfit
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cant believe i had to fake a boyfriend to get away from a creepy guy, kaise din aaye hai mere
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i do not have to tweet about everything i think i do not have to tweet about everything i think i do not have to tweet about everything i think
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i wish i had enough followers… yeah no, i just wish i had enough followers
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yet again, this year, running for council elections!
#VoteForLeher
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If you’re not sure about any points on my manifesto, feel free to reach out to me!
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the way i just have his acc on my search bar is TOO UNHINGED I’M WAY TOO COURAGEOUS TO OPEN APPS INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS WITH HIS USERNAME THERE
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i just pulled a ‘push’ door infront of my TF and hit my head. He had to escort me to the lift.
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I KNEW IT, COFFEE IS GOING TO BE THE REASON I DIE
I JUST DRANK MY USUAL BLACK COFFEE AND IT ENTERED MY WIND PIPE AND I WAS WHEEZING AND GASPING FOR AIR WHILE EVERYONE ELSE JUST WONDERING WHAT TF I'M DOING
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witnessed a physical fight between two ladies in the train compartment but atleast i looked pretty today
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the fact that my wifi is disconnected from ‘Ashoka Students’ for the next 3 months…
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love doing a journalism internship bec why am i rushing from one end of the city to the other within half an hour to submit an article which is due in an hour
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THE FIRST TIME I SIT IN A TRAIN AFTER 5 MONTHS AND I SLEEP THROUGH MY STATION WHAT IF I KMS WHERE EVEN AM I
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i keep forgetting that i’m at home and that i don’t need to reach extreme dehydration to go fill my bottle but i can have cold water anytime i want
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having a fresh crush is so cute bec i find myself doing astrology compatability, imagining scenarios all day, making playlists, going through pictures, and thinking about our cute little future together
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WHY DO GUYS GET 10X HOTTER THE MINUTE THEY GET A GUITAR IN THEIR HANDS
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so bored i resorted to my 7th std summer bucket list (making loomband bracelets)
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boy was SO CUTE until i saw a simple spelling mistake on his profile WHY AM I SO OVERCRITICAL
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my sister’s just got 7k for her board exams while i’m surviving on a 2rs bank balance. life is so unfair.
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metro girl aesthetic (an accident’s occurred at greenpark metro stn and i shat my pants)
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the mallu in my mother rly showed when today, we passed by a jewellery store and she said she wants to start collecting gold for my wedding…
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everywhere i go i keep a picture in my pocket (the maharashtrian in me)
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loving my airport aesthetic
i love when i look like a working boss lady doing work on my laptop and drinking my espresso as i wait for my flight
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i’m at the indian express office right now waiting to begin my first day of work and my mom calls from home bec she’s pissed that i’ve thrown out all the egg yolks to make my salad. talk about duality of man🤣
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this indian pol exam will be the end of me. i am not certain about the future of indian politics post-election, but i sure do know that for a 1000-level course, i put in way too much effort.
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you know you need to rethink a lot of things when your core course examination makes you feel crass and dumb
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ashoka confessions putting astericks on names is like solving wordles.
like, how on earth am i going to identify someone who has a j and a w in their name?
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sabudana khichdi and mango
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"Call later in the evening so that we can talk shit about multiple states"
-Shalini Bhaiya, 04.06.2024
Bring 2 polmajor friends together and this is what you get
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THESE UG2023 KIDS ISTG
someone in my FC just said “I hAtE KrIsPy kReMe bUt I dOn’T mInD mAD oVeR DonUts”
what the fuck shut up
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god i love girls. a girl in the RH lift just stopped me and put my top’s tag inside. never spoken to her before.
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nothing much just remembering that one time 2 weeks ago when i ran from rh2 to rh3 to get a split-second glimpse of my guy (he does not know who i am) who entered the other lift and i signed in to rh3 and entered the other lift bec i was too scared to be in the same lift as him
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its maharashtra divas i’m so homesick i love my home i cant stay in delhi anymore i am so homesick rn i want to cry i miss my cats and the smell of mumbai and the local trains i’m just a girl i want to go on my cute little cafe dates alone read books all day and be happy
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not men mansplaining finance concepts in a women finance society case competition
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“Looks like Bangalore’s water shortage was resolved by all the tears shed in the city last night”
-Me helping Romil write a roast to Aditi, 23.05.2024
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“you know i failed my drivers’ license test twice in kidzania”
-Samhith Shankar, 10.05.2024
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i love living with girls. living with a boy is just dirty underwear, rotten pizza and medical prescription from last semester as room decor.
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cute cats outside my office making my internship so much better🥰
why would i want to sit among middle-aged employees when i can do psst-psst to cats downstairs
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