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THE. APOCALYPSE.
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THE. HOLY. TRINITY.
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@GOPJosh20 I wonder if the kid on the right knows everyone else in that photo would deport him if they could
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When @GameStop responds to you, it’s like you’re being touched by Unicorn riding a Pegasus that’s been superglued to a dragon. In other words MAGICAL
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@rschristie71 @ZoAndBehold Why is it the people with “patriot” and “Christian” in their tag line speak like this? I’m not Christian but even I know Jesus isn’t in your heart.
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@HalfwayPost Let’s say that was true. As ceo one of your primary jobs is surrounding yourself with competent staff. Even as a businessman he fails on every level.
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@_PowerOfWord_ @Morbidful Man it’s almost like abortion should be protected
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@punishedmother My wife looks like one of the women on the right. She isn’t killing herself at all. Yes she works out. Yes we eat healthy. But saying the left is correct the right is not is a bit disingenuous. Both body types CAN be healthy. And BOTH body types can Not be healthy.
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@ryancohen Why have the sec when r/superstonk does it for us
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@hifionthedownlo @ask_aubry I don’t have the words needed to express everything in this photo that is happening. It’s a nightmare. It’s all a nightmare
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@NgoveniSbu @Lautjez @elonmusk I think it was more the blatant lies and harassment but ok 👍
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Steroids wore off 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@MLBONFAX There is only one correct answer
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@B1rdBear Looks like Bruce took everyone’s money and upgraded his office. Lol
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@unusual_whales I really hate living here
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@markb_moore @DeeZnuts4funS Imagine thinking there’s no crime in Arlington. The taint of dfw
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@Democracy1stE @theliamnissan Watching Taylor swift buy this and immediately tear it down would make 2024 perfect.
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@CloutStang @jffxns “Rent free” is the equivalent of “I have a tiny cock”
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@waltermasterson Wasn’t his sacrifice ie, the crucifixion, the important part? Like that’s how you get into space heaven? He absolved you or your sins?
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@GRDecter That’s because Robinhood will take your money long before you see any gains to be taxed on. Eh?
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@RedChessQueen99 @rensole so I guess the swap theory was 💯??
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@ksimeon7 @CassieM90 @Dbacks Homie I promise those rangers fans appeared 4 months ago
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@Coastodian @GrantCardone And? This has nothing to do with his case. He stated his properties were worth xyz to obtain a better loan percentage. He then claimed those same properties at a different price point to avoid higher taxation. That’s fraud dude.
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@u_sharkbaitlol called this one eh friend?
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@TalkinYanks I think it’s nice they finally had a winner in their stadium
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THE RANGERS DIDNT WIN THIS GAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I think it’s nice they serve their shrimp in Galvestons water
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Gumbo in Galveston at Willie G’s. Who has the best gumbo in Galveston?
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@BCG Is part of your plan to plant ceos, who intentionally destroy the company. Or is that what just call a “ Woopsie Daisy” Hard for them to go back to a job that you’ve destroyed right?
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Annnnn there’s my answer!
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Fidelity Customer Orders: $AMC 73% Buys $GME 86% Buys Happy holidays. We can do this forever.
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@krassenstein This woman can’t see her own vagina. Maybe she shouldn’t be the voice of what’s appropriate
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@ryancohen May I suggest. Breaking the system?
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@astros @AirNatlGuard Dear god. Montero. Lemme pack your bags.
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@81Bayer End the debate once and for all? The ring was literally released like… yesterday why are you making it sound like it’s been a debate for years 😂😂
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@michaelschwab13 I mean. Thats how the 2023 lineup could have looked as well
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@BCG When have you been a leader? Sears, toys r us, blockbuster? No?
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@BNightengale No one. Not a single solitary Astros fan wants to see bagwell hire his buddy. No one wants Brad. Period.
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@NorFlaGator @saurabhnow @AshSusana @waltermasterson I think it surprises literally no one that you live in Florida.
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@GameStop Oh cmon you can’t say things like that !!!!!
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@janopetsa @RpsAgainstTrump Your point being that as long as everything was fine and nothing at all happened he would have been a good president? Because 91 counts say ya wrong
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@carsonkrow @330bluemoon So the guy you claim can’t do anything is responsible for prices in grocery stores assassinations in Russia, and also completing the most complex voter fraud the world has ever seen
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@SonyaShaykhoun @KarlRunser Why can’t you answer a simple question? She is under no obligation to show you anything. You are in fact, not a health inspector, police officer, or anyone else that has a right to demand such paperwork.
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@Renegade_Deke @RaysBaseball Thats Two time World Series winners to you, wolfy
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@RedWave_Press @krassenstein It’s so funny. Y’all really love the “less government” angle unless it’s about someone else’s body and then you sure have a lot of opinions
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@xanaxrefill @PaulKentAllen @greg16676935420 I dont think Burger King would like it if you asked for a Big Mac anyway
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@Ripley49952702 @GeorgeTakei Cmon who doesn’t love a good stimulus package?
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@dkass @YankeesNerds Hehe I forgot about them sparkling clean Yankees. You don’t remember your own sign stealing or ped issues? Weird 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@TooGooden17 @BenVerlander You forgot literally the deciding factor. The Upton factor.
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@mbryski92 @BenVerlander This you buttercup?
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@elonmusk I prefer dark matter disco but what the hell do I know
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@michaelschwab13 They aren’t being doxxed it’s on their profile
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@michaelschwab13 You mean a team made up with Phillies comes up short? Again? Noooooo
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@DOMOCAPITAL @jimcramer @ryancohen I love you so much @DOMOCAPITAL . When all this wraps up I’m going to be very happy moving my millions to you. Fingers crossed kids.
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@ryancohen Dude you’re going to break that damn Twitter. Freaking love you
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I’ve made 85 dollars today. At what point do I crown myself, “master investor”?
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@MLBONFAX @HollyBaylorMLB Don’t start happy lies
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@PinkCatsOnAcid @ryancohen God, what a time to be alive? Right?
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@MLBONFOX This shouldn’t be celebrated.
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@PNav57 He looked calm as could be, and handed his glove right over. There was clearly no intent 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@WUTangKids Nothing. There’s literally no reason for any of this. Stanley has been around for many years. A few years ago it was a yeti obsession now it’s these dumb ass cups
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@JuliaMorales Can you not blind our second baseman please Julia 😂😂❤️🖤
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@insect2x @andrewhous10 @astros Sorry you’ve never made a woman climax
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@HoustonChron so this is the road we chose? @LVann_Sports you can kindly drag your sorry ass back to the shit hole you crawled from. Whats the difference Leah? The color of their skin? Is that it?
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Back to back games abreu has single handedly cost the loss
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@__ZionLion__ you know what I’m sayin?
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@rschristie71 @ZoAndBehold The tiny peepee energy is very strong.
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@EricBalchunas I mean the craziest part of this story is that Arkansas has a museum
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@Tazerface16 We all knew this was gonna happen right? Theres literally nothing this man is involved in that works to spec
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@Tazerface16 It’s hard to ruin so many companies at the same time. My favorite has to be watching him criticize government funding while simultaneously receiving the same funding. Just in larger amounts. On space ships that go booms 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@TLfanfearless @laurenboebert She literally voted AGAINST the infrastructure bill.
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@declareonAD @Diane57444929 @ACTBrigitte Kind of a weird stance seeing as we’re still hearing every right winger shove the stolen election nonsense to this day.
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@MLBONFOX @TBTimes_Rays @mlb how much more proof do you need that the pitch clock is hurting people?!? thinking you could take the same approach from minor leaguers to the big league is ridiculous.
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@GameStop hey, just wanted to say I was thinking of you 🖤🖤 #lovenotes
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@Joe_Byron77 @sweatystartup @Downtown He said it’s a hell of a business, not that it has 5,000 Italian grandmas locked in the kitchen pumping out gnocchi
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@3YearLetterman @beyhivecombr @basf_pest_UK @DiamondRioBand @regulator @ewarren @Ancestry @longjohnsilvers @Whitesnake Tell me you need engagement to pay your rent without telling me you need engagement to pay your rent.
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“Ow fuck” -Kyle Tucker 2024 Houston Astros.
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@sno_dragon @colin_gladman No no which one has ONLY insider sales?
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@michaelschwab13 I don’t get why seattle is so angry… about what? We didn’t keep you out of the playoffs for 21 years
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@MLBNetwork Oh I’m sorry. You mean this guy? Yeah… him.
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@Charlie1337420 @jkarn88 I’m just gonna stay jacked until the tldr/eli5.
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@Daytobehappy @atensnut What the fuck is this?
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@Phillies Totally!
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@michaelschwab13 A picture is worth a thousand words. Just young and nervous. Dubon and meyers. I’m sorry but they aren’t built for this team. And that’s ok not everyone is. But let’s stop pretending they’re gonna be more than they are
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@astros Did you get yelled at admin 😂😂
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@MLBONFAX @youngdchris @ABREG_1 Seager is the human equivalent of steamed white rice.
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@BarstoolGlobal @Buster_ESPN Every team in mlb has, or will cheat. Stop being a little bitch
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@RedChessQueen99 I read the first paragraph and I’m already speechless
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Altuve is on another level this year. AFTER a contract year. Y’all. Bronze statue.
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@Rangers Y’all… you gettin smoked by the KARENERS?
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@MarkBermanFox26 @astros Seems like such a nice dude. Happy to have him
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@Synskii @astros You’re right they should have just tweeted cool stuff like “red October” in November, and “ring the bell”? You in a fucking Taco Bell commercial?
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@astros @budweiserusa Oh god just stop
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@JF1_2DM @P_Shels Swing and a miss
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@AH_Pod This is the most poorly constructed argument, and sentence I’ve read from a Phillies fan. Impressive.
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@WillRicci @jj4bz It’s almost like they’re two different things!
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@RayPrisament @HeathMayo How is it booming? It spends more than it brings in and has to take money from New York to stay afloat.
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@BenOndaTop Interesting take. Breggy said had very very similar words about him. Dude acts like he belongs there and breggy said that’s a must.
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