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6 years ago today, Alex Rodriguez played his final game for the Yankees.
He was released the following day to make room on the roster for an outfield prospect named Aaron Judge.
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Carlos Correa agreed to a combined 31 years and $865 million in contracts this offseason.
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If the Yankees pull in Rodon, Correa, and Benintendi, Hal can charge me $40 for a chicken bucket for all I care.
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The Yankees were the first team to 70 wins and the Dodgers got to 90 before the Yankees got to 80.
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You know, if Taillon came out and got shelled, Verlander shoved, and we lost like 5-0 like I expected, I could deal with it.
But Verlander didn’t have his best stuff, Taillon did his job, and we pissed away a winnable game with bad offense and bad bullpen decisions. Frustrating.
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Breaking news: The roof at Yankee Stadium will be OPEN for Game 3.
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Doing my best to live healthy. I’m 86 pounds down in the last two years. I readily acknowledge that I have a long way to go, but it’s a challenge that I’m up for. I’ve never felt healthier and more optimistic. I’m proud of the progress I’ve made and I’m not ashamed of how I look.
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According to my Twitter timeline, the Yankees have acquired Max Scherzer, Joey Gallo, Kris Bryant, Mike Trout, Babe Ruth, Greg Maddux, Madonna, Tom Brady, and Jeff Bezos in just a few hours.
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They can’t possibly keep Boone if they lose this series, right?
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The Baby Bombers Era will go down as one of the great disappointments in Yankees history.
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Baseball was better with spider tack and juiced balls. There, I said it.
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Down 35 pounds as of today, including almost 60 pounds of fat burned.
Not an easy road, but I’m getting it done 💪
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Jacoby Ellsbury played 27 more games in 4 seasons with the Yankees than Aaron Hicks has played in 6 seasons with the Yankees.
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The Red Sox have played .700 ball in their last 40 games and have lost 2.5 games in the standings on the Yankees.
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My scale used to be unable to measure my weight because I was too heavy. It would give me an error message.
Today I’m at 355 pounds. 75 pounds down from my peak.
A long way to go, but it’s further than I ever thought I’d get.
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The Red Sox have gone 21-10 in their last 31 games and have lost 2 games in the standings on the Yankees.
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Well, Brian Cashman, you are on the clock…
You have 12 days to build a team that can beat Houston in October.
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90 pounds gone forever. And I’m only getting started.
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The Astros lost Cole, Correa, Springer, and two years of Justin Verlander. It didn’t matter.
They extended Altuve, Bregman, Alvarez, and McCullers. They built an elite pitching staff. They gave their top prospects opportunities.
That’s what a winning franchise looks like.
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I am re-entering my abusive relationship with the Yankees tomorrow and I could not be more excited to hate everyone and myself again.
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Aaron Hicks is Yankees Twitter’s new Gary Sanchez.
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Get mad at Cole if you want but 7 IP, 1 run vs a very good lineup is usually good enough to win.
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Hoping it’s not Rizzo’s last game in pinstripes as well. He’s been a joy to have.
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I’m mentally preparing myself for the 1st inning bomb Gerrit Cole is going to give up to one of these inept offenses.
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Honestly, the Yankees logic with putting Judge at lead off is “none of these schmucks get on base anyway, so we might as well just make sure he gets the most at-bats.”
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I’m glad Boone is getting all his trusted relievers a rest so that he can mismanage them tomorrow as well.
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“The Yankees have only beaten bad teams in their 7 game win streak.”
I mean, yeah. What are they supposed to do? Lose those games?
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I’m serious, how do you even show up to that arbitration hearing tomorrow if you’re Yankees management?
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If Aaron Judge doesn’t win the MVP, we might as well not even give out the award for the next 8-10 years.
They’re just gonna give it to Ohtani every time he has a healthy season.
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We always go into the postseason thinking the pitching is going to be the problem and it always ends up being the bats.
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The states of New York and New Jersey have…
3 NFL teams
2 NBA teams
2 MLB teams
4 NHL teams
And none of them have a title since the 2011 Giants.
And people wonder why we’re so pissed off all the time.
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The Yankees trotted out a guy with a 9 ERA in AAA against Chicago’s 2nd best starter and won that baseball game by 8 runs.
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Aaron Judge
Giancarlo Stanton
Gerrit Cole
Luis Severino
Jonathan Loaisiga
If I’m in charge at Yankees HQ, I’m putting those names on a whiteboard and saying those are the 5 guys I want to build around.
No one else’s spot should be secure.
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Buster Olney reported that the Yankees are working on something bigger than signing Carlos Rodon.
If he’s not referring to Correa, what do we think that means?
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The Yankees have only had 1 loss this season where they didn’t bring the tying run to the plate in the 7th inning or later.
One. In 80 games.
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2 of the 3 runs Cleveland has are because of IKF.
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I like Corey Seager.
I do not like $300 million Corey Seager.
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A reminder that we didn’t need Bryce Harper because we had Clint Frazier and Aaron Hicks.
Brian Cashman indicated that Bryce Harper isn’t a fit for the
#Yankees
. Said the team already has six outfielders and that playing Harper at first base isn’t realistic.
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A full list of Yankees with a higher WAR than $341 million man Francisco Lindor:
Cole
Judge
Torres
Montgomery
Chapman
Kluber
Higashioka
German
Urshela
LeMahieu
Stanton
Taillon
Loaisiga
NICK NELSON
Green
TYLER WADE
GARY SANCHEZ
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20% of the Yankees remaining schedule is games against the Red Sox.
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Smoltz still hates the Yankees for ‘96 and it shows every time he calls a game.
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I don’t know when it became cool for Yankees fans to dump on Jeter all the time but it’s fucking weird.
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The Yankees are about to shell out huge contracts this offseason to try to catch up to a team whose highest paid player is Kevin Kiermaier.
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It’s weird to say but…I’m kind of at peace with the loss already.
I just didn’t see it with this team. Not since June anyway. 2017 and 2019 hurt a lot more because I saw it at certain points in October with those teams. And I believed until the end.
This one felt inevitable.
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Yankees have had some bad times in Houston in recent years but here’s a good one.
When Gary Sanchez made Ken Giles punch himself in the face.
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I’m hearing Steve Cohen lost about $1 billion because of this GameStop mess in the stock market.
If that’s true, that’s hilarious and very Mets.
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Last year, the Yankees kept resetting the standard for “worst loss of the year.”
This year, they keep resetting the standard for “best win of the year.”
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Yes or no…should the Yankees fire Brian Cashman?
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The Rangers released Matt Carpenter from a minor league contract in May because he wasn’t good enough to compete for a roster spot.
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People need to realize that what
@Jared_Carrabis
does is a bit. It’s comedy. It’s his job.
I’ve met him, he’s a really good guy. You may not like his tweets. You may think his bit is stale. But at the end of the day, it’s baseball.
Threatening him in real life is unacceptable.
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Think about this…
From 2001-2010, Albert Pujols never had an OPS below .955. He batted over .300 every year, never had less than 32 home runs, never had a wRC+ lower than 150, and his LOWEST WAR in that time was 5.4.
Prime Pujols was an absolute monster.
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The Yankees took $50 million off the Twins payroll for the next 2 years as well as clearing their SS position so they could go sign Carlos Correa.
I’m fucking done.
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Imagine telling Yankees fans in 2017 that playoff run would be the peak of this era.
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I blame this on Boone not using Holmes in game 3.
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The Yankees won 103 games last year without Cole, Severino, or Stanton.
Just pointing that out.
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After the Yankees lost in 2019, my then-gf came into my dorm, saw me distraught, and reminded me that I needed to get up early the next day for brunch with her family. All Red Sox fans. Wasn’t pretty.
Today, she texted me for the first time in forever “wanna join us for brunch?”
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The Yankees scored 5 runs in 3 games and won the series. Lol.
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The Yankees are putting Domingo German out there against MAX SCHERZER?????
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I’m just laughing at Mets fans getting on their high horse about the way the Yankees fans treated Joey Gallo as though they didn’t spend 3 years calling their superstar closer “Edlose Diaz.”
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Oh God, if the Phillies make the NLDS and the Mets do not, it is going to be a SCENE on this app.
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The Dodgers are now 3-10 in their last 13 games.
That is worse than any stretch the Yankees have had this season.
This is why we play 162 games.
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Good morning.
1998 Yankees through 63 games: 47-16
2022 Yankees through 63 games: 47-16
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Under Boone, the Yankees’ lows are very low and they drag on.
2018: Started 50-22, then went 18-19
2020: Started 16-6, then went 5-15
2021: Started 28-19, then went 23-28
2022: Started 61-23, then went 18-31
2023: Started 36-25, then went 26-43
2024: Started 49-21, now are 6-16
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The Yankees have still not had a losing season since 1992.
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I still can’t believe Giancarlo Stanton moved from “a little tired from the all star game” to having no timetable for a return 3 weeks later.
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I used to hate the Astros for taking what I felt was ours in 2017 and 2019. I hated them because I didn’t think they were better than us.
I don’t hate the Astros anymore. I hate the people who have done this to the Yankees.
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Brandon Lowe is 0-18 this series but he turns into fucking Ted Williams when the Yankees are in town.
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I hope everyone is prepared for Ohtani to sign a $500 million contract next year.
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The Mets season ended just in time for their fans to compete in their actual World Series: rooting against the Yankees in the playoffs.
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It’s unhealthy how much baseball affects my mood.
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It is July 8th and the Red Sox have not won a series vs an AL East opponent.
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Idk how many times Clarke Schmidt needs to show you he’s not Michael King.
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Fun fact: Carlos Correa’s new contract ends the same year that Bobby Bonilla will get his last deferred payment from the Mets.
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Judge is gonna win the triple crown and there are people who won’t vote for him for MVP.
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Aaron Judge just did some MVP shit.
He definitely won’t win the award, but we should not overlook what a great season he’s had.
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The difference between Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani is that Aaron Judge is just better at baseball and is the clear MVP.
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You know what? The Yankees are absolutely right. It’s the fans’ fault that they played like garbage against Houston.
I know what will fix it. No fans show up to the games next year. That’ll get the Yankees right back on track.
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Just today:
The Cardinals lost to the Diamondbacks
The Padres lost to the Pirates
The Braves lost to the Rangers
The Red Sox lost to the Orioles
The Dodgers lost to the Tigers
But tell me more about how easy and unimpressive it is to win 8 games in a row vs bad teams.
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The Yankees are 43-23 vs teams .500 and above this season.
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There are 6 teams in the AL with a winning record. 4 of them play in the AL East.
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The centerpiece of the Mookie Betts trade just homered for the Yankees at Fenway.
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It’s interesting to me that the YES crew suddenly seems more willing to directly bash Boone’s decisions.
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It was a fun 40 or so games, Matty Mustache. Enjoy retirement.
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The Orioles have been a thorn in the side of the rest of the AL East.
They are 2-8 vs the Yankees and 8-5 against everyone else in the division since April 26th.
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I can’t believe John Sterling and Michael Kay both missed a perfect game.
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3 of the Yankees 5 major deadline acquisitions are not on the ALDS roster.
Yikes.
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I’m not upset that the Yankees don’t have Adam Ottavino anymore, I’m upset that he didn’t fucking throw strikes in the 2019 ALCS or at all in 2020, but NOW he fucking wants to.
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Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton only combining for 40 HR so far despite being healthy for almost the entire season is a huge disappointment.
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So the Yankees had 5 days off, played on Tuesday night, had an off day for no reason beyond TV, and now have another day off before potentially playing 4 games in 4 days.
A+ work, MLB.
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Ron Marinaccio has given up 1 run in 22 2/3 innings since the month of April and he’s in AAA.
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The Yankees can not go into October with Aroldis Chapman as their closer. I can tell you that much.
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If the Yankees miss the playoffs, I won’t think back to the many blown saves, I won’t think back to the anemic at times offense, and I won’t think back to the awful start.
I’ll think back to the 8 games we lost to the worst team in baseball.
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I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty cool that the Mets have an owner who is simply a Mets fan with an endless pile of money.
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They’re really gonna lose this division, aren’t they?
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Who knew that putting IKF at the position where he won a gold glove would help his defensive performance?
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