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I like purple. Yes I do Feminism ✨ ✨ Literary baddie 💅🏾 professional ghost and content writing. content marketing social media management ✨
Joined October 2023
Real ones knows it is 7k that is the spare money.
acc bal:257,000.free 57k as spare money🥰.girl math✨.
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I know I'm not a good person and you people don't know me but please help meee 😭😭😭😭😭😭 please I take God beg you 🥹.
In honour of International Day of the Girl Child, the person who quotes this tweet and has the highest engagement wins a copy of this book.
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@BabyWhale___ Let's assume it is her duty and what not. why is she the one telling him to read his Bible.
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D aunties were patient with her because she was speaking spri spri and has 4b hair no this is 3b gan 😭 assuming it was Ronke with 4c that was not half Nigerian they wuld have treated her wit so much contempt for having d temerity to not know how 2 cook at that big age as a woman.
TOPE is a SHARP GUY “friend” . Madam! Tope was playing Olomi by Tosin Martins in the background. Friend ko Ore mi! Berra go and pick date and venue. ❤️😍❤️😍❤️
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@Nneamaaka The annoying thing is. he won't even call what his sister faced is. he is still Nigerians are weird. I knew something was fishy.
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Modesty isn't sexy!!!.
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@big_temsx Or that she exists. I wanted to say it. But I didn't want to call the poor woman's name.
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@Therealsay3 @chinonso_nzeh @_Hydonni And I don't know why you will be hating with ashy lips. choose one struggle. .
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I like the that upper lip mustache thingy on dudes. Likeee.
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@ThePengPetty Omo. I saw that she said she is living on and not moving on. I don't want to judge. but what is there to not move on from.
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Whether boy or girl .this is a behavioral problem and not something to kiki about.
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@the_amazingama No it isn't. it someone that will not be looking at me like mumu ehen I rant. someone that can advise me, someone that will not be saying what are you going to do.
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Omo. women are hardworking. every woman in my family. The girls in my hostel. you literally didn't have to leave the hostel to do some basic things. .
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@msflxff Nigerians don't even narrate her audio books. don't expect more please all of you 😭.
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Reason why they are cracking down on contraceptives and abortion.
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@BigBadReni Ever since I found out that dudes like billing because it boosts their ego but still complain about it and say they want someone to love them without billing them and stuff I washed my hands from whatever. I am just going to be me please 🐥.
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@akha_khedera Omg. the part where the man is washing. omg it was an unacceptable thing for a man to wash.
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Damn. such poignant yet simple set with so much societal commentary. the gen set represents the failed power sector in Nigeria and in extension the failed government. The barely secured lock, represents the insecurity in Nigeria and the stained Nigerians who have to e.
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@thisibi I like her like mad. because knows she deserves good things despite her situation. she was even talking about wanting to become fatter. I rate and I Stan.
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Omg omg. the original Sabi gurlllll.We need to go back to our roots. .
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‘Pachinko’ Is a Gorgeous Epic of Love and Struggle
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It is cute how y'all think she is doing it for fun . somebody that will still take the rein of things in her father's business when it is time 😂 do Nigerian politics, still do international politics ontop.
She’s doing exactly what I would do if I were a nepo baby- Just collecting degrees and going on vacation 🥹.
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@Mimee_ilo Let's just learn to look and pass when they post it . if we chastise them . we are als "admitting" that something is wrong. if ee don't engage them they will rest.
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@uxtobiaf The funny thing is. I know he must have incredible brilliant women on his team that has contributed to his success no?.
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That's a lie. something that they are even selling in Nigeria.
Ain’t nobody using Hailey shit be fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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I understand her. Bruno Mars is heavenly 😭.
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He is also back in Pachinko. please watch Pachinko today.
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Chatting and laughing with man that I'm confused about.
What are you guys doing this evening?.
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This dude is foolish 😭😭. na the person wen dey explain to you sha.
You're not God and you will never be!.
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Probably because they want to be limited because of their gender. but males want to do because they want to see bum bum 😭. it is well.
I'm going to say this as delicately as possible, a lot of female doctors don't want to be gynecologists.
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Omo I have never seen porn on my timeline sha . .
Twitter has a porn issue! God, I will just leave this app if it’s not solved!.
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I think that native records people blackmail artistes into featuring their artiste by force or something. because what can Gbadumodu and Smada sing?.
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Is it not better to be old and lonely than thissss???? I'm so fucking sad.
Call the police & I’m so serious. If he can do this knowing she’s on live tv I’m afraid to think of what he’s doing behind closed doors. She legitimately looks scared.
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@AlexVivyNnabue I'm so sorry you had to go through that 🫂. sending strength, love and light your way today.
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Omg Margaret Obi is a fine womannnnnn.
Hectic day but as “AdaObi”, I had to take a picture with my second parents 😌
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My new strategy for LinkedIn: posting subtle thirst traps with the long chat gpt written inspirational captions . It is either I find rich CEO sugar daddy or a job .One of the two.
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Sometimes it feels like we are just moving in circles and reinventing things. thissss was the early Stanley cup. were you there?
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I just remembered that Chioma lady who "killed her sugar daddy" They made sure they parades her for multiple news rounds, papers and blogs write relentlessly about her, radio stations talked and talked about it, even pastors while giving sermons. But the reverse is the case here.
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Return the favor later in bed? This is where I stop reading. T for tenks.
I was determined to impress her—feed her well, and hopefully, she’d return the favor later, in bed. From her pictures, I could tell she was busty, and let me not lie, I am obsessed with big melons. I can do anything for them. No shame in it….
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@thisibi Get him. If Deborah and Esther had written their Stories by themselves they would have talked about it.
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Sorry but the Yoruba in the books are bad already. don't expect much. Yoruba people do not even narrate her audiobooks.
I need them to cast straight from Africa sorry. I don’t wanna hear British and American accents. I want to meet new actors from the continent. Yoruba speakers!.
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I am laughing so hard rn 😭😭😭😭😭. feminism is the root of transgender and premarital sex and casual sex ke? This is so ridiculous. Sexual perversion has always being a thing, was there no premarital sex in the Bible. Did Paul not use a substantial part of his Epistles to.
Dear Christian feminists, please allow us to tell you what you may not know about feminism. This information would make you rethink you combining your Christian convictions with feminism ideals. In the 1960s, the Second Wave of feminism occurred. What was their advocacy?. Since.
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It is guilty choice conscience that is doing the idiot. he knows what he deserves. .
Not that I owe you any explanation but let me clear you. Ever since the candidate you so supported was sworn in, I have lost 4 serious clients. 2 left Nigeria, 2 packed up because of the immediate harsh economic realities. That’s millions down the line in revenue for me, but.
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I might not be having the best life. but at least I wasn't thinking like this at 19😭.
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For some reason this thing is giving Ivy and Rude boy 😭.
Obinna* (31) and Emem* (20) have been together for over a year. On this week’s Love Life, they talk about navigating their age gap, expecting a baby so early in their relationship and how marriage talks haven’t stopped the accusations that he groomed.
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Exactly. culture and Bible scriptures can be shifted until it comes to the subjugation of women. .
The people crawling all over this tweet saying “culture changes” are the same ones that will fight to uphold any “culture” that has to do with the subjugation of women in any form.
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Ethiopia has a rich Christian history and we're christians even before any contacts with colonists or Europe, they have one of the oldest Bibles in the world? Why is this happening?.
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This people want us to start doing feminism by their terms. .
So, I need to write “cys men misandrist” before you can accept?.
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Same genre for real
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Swrssss. I know church boys that think Andrew tates can be classified as a philosopher 🤮.
your church boys are listening to incel podcasts . oh wait nvm, some of your sermons are also incel coded. 💀.
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I hate banger girls and boys.
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Sigh. today I mourn the friendships I couldn't nurture. because I was stupid, always in my head and because I was broke.
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@akha_khedera I see people talking about how we should be greatful to men because they are the plumbers and mechanics and soldiers. if we were all allowed to do stuffs like this from the onset. there wouldn't be so much disparity.
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She joined Twitter in 2008. I was five years old and I don't think I knew what Twitter was.
Wait I thought sugabelly was young.
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She actually ran away from you 💀 she wasn't made for that lifestyle.
My cat was missing 2 years ago and today we found out she’s currently living in some rich man’s house so I guess goodbye you’re happier there baby 😭
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Omg omg omg. for something she can easily buy on shein? Apa leleyii.
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Are we really just going to sit back and accept that spending 100,000 Naira a week on fuel is now the norm? That’s 400,000 Naira a month—How many of us can actually afford this? And meanwhile, electricity costs have shot up by nearly 400%. Are we okay with being drained.
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It will be me. no matter what me in this body that I hate and love and that's why I'm going to love me better even on those when I hate myself and feel feel like I'm making the absolute worst of my life when I feel like I am lonely. I will remind myself that I will always have me.
The suspense of who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with is killing me.😭🙏🏾.
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I don't even understand the essence of the stats. who are the women having sex with?.
If more young girls are “having sex” than young boys, so you agree that older men are grooming and raping younger girls at a significant rate?.
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@FawaznotFawas @Emmanue38224696 @DukeDarls You and the person you are laughing with are very stupid.
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For some reason the second frame has not loaded but I know what is on it without seeing it. 😭.
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Mann. why are people so retarded. using your hard earned money in Nigeria to buy trump shirt 😭.
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And make it their entire personality.
I’m very wary of women who champion “modest dressing”.
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No body is talking about the fact that she featured Chloe Bailey!!!.
Another person I have my eyes on is Qing Madi. Please what are we her fans called? . She’s going to be a star.
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The rockstar girl from Sing ?.I'm so glad she is happy and doing well. she looks calm and peaceful.
Here's a picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium
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The first slide . please help me to like pleaseeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭.
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There is something as Nigerian accent. but good diction is not faking an accent.
There's no such thing as a Nigerian accent. What ppl call a Nigerian accent is really your inability to pronounce words properly and speaking with a tribal dialect like Ajebo Danny. If you have proper diction without a dialect, ppl call that forming or faking an accent.
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Saw myself in the side mirror of the Keke I boarded and I was like fokkkkkkkkkk what a beauty I am.
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