i luv 2 use shampy AND condish

RT @patbcaruana: God to Abraham:

Pringles and Little Caesar's marketing teams gotta fight to the death after this

Super Bowl commercials heavy on the sweaty AI apologia

Sorry go birds and all but they gotta ban the tush push

He absolutely did

Ozempic got Tom Brady out here looking like Handsome Squidward

Big Freedia surprise halftime guest would pop off

@IanCycles my brother's parked car got hit by a driverless Tesla in this exact scenario, its owner calling it from the grocery store entrance. had to get insurance involved and everything

RT @dbessner: I think it’s important to understand the history. Liberals specifically decided in the early Cold War to kick the left out of…

Born 150 years too early to be a founding member of Weird Twitter

RT @popespeed:

@Brownsugarsteph 😭😭

@NDmbb @markussburton Y'all should get him a teammate

@KweenInYellow The idea that it's "doxxing" to ID the adults trying (succeeding?) to make sweeping changes to govt agencies...

Fetterman...please be serious

ok Grammys are fake and this is a week late or whatever but am i understanding correctly that "Cowboy Carter" AND Sabrina Carpenter won their categories?? 🤨🤨