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Like gotye said… you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich
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The only interview I want to see John Howard give is one under caution at The Hague
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A Current Affair went from a serious interview with the Prime Minister to a story about a dog that can drive.
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If Labor nationalised Kayo, fixed it and made it free for everyone they'd win the next election with 85% of the primary vote
Breaking: Australia’s storied Pay TV operator and Kayo and Binge owner Foxtel is up for sale, News Corp’s global chief executive has revealed in an investor call, following third-party interest and a strategic review.
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Labor should consider fighting Peter Dutton with half as much venom as they’re fighting Senator Payman
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told renegade Senator Fatima Payman she should consider quitting the senate and handing back her seat to Labor, fuelling her growing anger at her "exile" from the party
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Money saving tip: instead of going out for dinner and spending $40 you can get groceries from woolies, make it yourself and spend $45
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There’s an entire cohort of Boomers who think it is somehow nobler and more independent to rely on extortionate rent from substandard properties for their retirement income than taking the old age pension
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Imagine how embarrassed you’d be if your da was on tv crying about the idea of you hanging out with girls. You’d never live it down I reckon
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My son (8) asked me how to open this. Time for a teachable moment
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Liberals: we support boat turnbacks
Labor: we support boat turnbacks 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
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I would argue that killing Australian citizens in cold blood while they carry out aid work is a greater betrayal of whatever relationship we have but that's just me
EXCLUSIVE: The Albanese Government has decided to support the UN vote to give "Palestine" full membership of the United Nations. This will be seen as a huge betrayal of Australia towards Israel. It's also rewarding Hamas for its bloodshed and slaughter on October 7.
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There’s much to be said about Boomers and older Xers covering their embarrassment at making absurd capital gains by painting themselves with their parents’ struggles
"Do you think [buying a $4.3m property] is still a good look?"
Albanese: "I've been fortunate. But I also know what it's like to struggle. My mum lived in the one public housing that she was born in for all of her 65 years. I know what it's like"
oh, we replaying the hits
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violence is making our military weapons expo look bad
Tom Elliott has taken the protesters outside of the Land Forces expo in the CBD to task this morning, stating the damage they’re doing to the city is “incalculable”.
MORE 👉
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Labor fucked around on marriage equality for so long it had to be introduced under a liberal government
A lot of people missing Penny Wong's point here...or not agreeing with it...or both. Wong stayed inside Labor to achieve substantial change. It took more than a decade but she did it - her point being that is what Labor expects of every MP, not just Fatima Payman.
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this will be the one. this will be the rate rise that makes landlords drop rents and cause fuel prices to go down.
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Everything working as it should!
Gambling ads will remain on TV for years to come after the Albanese government shunned a high-profile campaign, championed by one of its own MPs, for a blanket ban. Labor proposes a cap of two gambling ads per hour and banning digital ads instead
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Liberals: No raise to JobSeeker
Labor: No raise to Jobseeker 💅🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
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A pre-emptive congratulations to Katherine Deves for landing a post election column with the Sydney Morning Herald
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If I were Prime Minister who took a holiday during a national emergency I would simply blame my wife and children
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DO YOU EAT EGGS? THEY NEED TO BE FULLY COOKED right now.* That means:
NO runny eggs (scrambled or fried)
NO raw eggs in your beer, and
NO unpasteurized raw COW or GOAT MILK
Why? The avian flu, H5N1, has recently mutated to the point that it is now spreading in CHICKENS, GOATS,
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Very excited to announce that I'm starting a climate podcast with Joe Hildebrand! Thanks to News Corp and the Minerals Council for this opportunity
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Really battling with this Hobart lockdown. It's a lot to deal with for people who have been through so much.
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I'm very excited to announce that I am the Greens candidate for the Legislative Council seat of Huon. I'm fighting for a safe climate and a fairer Tasmania.
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This is the best surface that $8b of taxpayer money can buy
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Tas Parliament, adorned with burned branches of the Huon Valley.
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Incredible how Kevin made this about himself. Almost impressive in fact.
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Australians playing Jeopardy: Hmm, I think 1984 was the last time that two former Governors were the candidates in an American presidential elections.
Americans:
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strange how conservatives who always want to do unchecked land clearing and native forest logging think the solution to bushfires is unchecked land clearing and native forest logging.
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52 years ago today, Prime Minister Harold Holt went missing.
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Cricket commentary should be 95% silence. Just say "shot" when someone hits a cover drive.
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This is the dude that Labor thought was the best possible representative for Melbourne’s northern suburbs
Unconfirmed report that Greens Party Leader
@AdamBandt
narrowly avoided injury today when his pager exploded
#hezbollahpagers
#auspol
#Pagerblast
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When newscorp was trying to defend the stage three tax cuts like two weeks ago this salary was apparently bugger all??
The $120,000-a-year figure is for a basic 36-hour week — those working overtime or more than five days a week would rake in much more. Full story:
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luckily in Australia we don't have student loans, we have HECS, which doesn't accrue interest and hasn't been spiraling out of control for a generation
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It's pretty rough for some of you "lefties" to pretend Labor and the Liberals are the same when the only policies they have in common are tax, expenditure, resource extraction, the environment, defence, foreign policy, immigration, national security and social services.
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The woman respecter
Opposition Leader
#PeterDutton
says violence against women in Australia “is getting worse”. He blames, in part, computer games “young boys are playing.” He would support a Royal Commission “or anything” to make it better.
#insiders
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right wingers deciding on how to feel about the greens senator threatening prison for the woolworths ceo who hates anzac day and australia day
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Australian children: please stop cooking the planet so we can have a liveable future
Labor: say the pledge or be deported
The pledge:
From this time forward, I pledge my loyalty to Australia and its people, whose democratic beliefs I share, whose rights and liberties I respect, and whose laws I will uphold and obey.
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Landlords have really convinced themselves that relying on tenants for their retirement income, rather than the pension, is self sufficiency.
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the daniel andrews staffer who introduced the "short profound sentence" posting style needs to be sent to gaol
To Tasmanians, Arnie means so much more to us than the medals and the records.
She’s living proof that Tasmanians can compete, and win against the best of the best.
And win, lose or draw- we couldn’t be prouder of how she represents our community.
Always humble, and quick to
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why did she put the Labor logo on this lol
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A political party would win 80 per cent of the primary vote by promising to nationalise Kayo, fix the UI and make it free.
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They’re calling it Leo’s Law
Anthony Albanese says children under 16 should be banned from social media
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I have friends in the public service who could be fired for saying “I think Australia should call for a ceasefire”
Key public servants embroiled in the robodebt scandal are now almost certain to escape dismissal or disciplinary sanctions while in their jobs.
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This is embarrassing for Albo in precisely the opposite way that the Herald Sun thinks
Archival footage has revealed Anthony Albanese in attendance at a pro-Palestine rally held in Sydney, years before he became prime minister >
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Can you believe this?
Peter Dutton and his Liberals want to make a banh mi and two spring rolls ILLEGAL
😡😡😡😡
LIKE and SHARE if you think banh mi and two spring rolls are a human right!
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Coles reports 8% surge in annual profit to $1.1bn amid cost-of-living crisis
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This story caused a salinity crisis in three separate river basins
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Americans quote tweeting this to brag that they know what a banh mi is
Like gotye said… you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich
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oh btw if the Reserve Bank raises rates again today, that will mean negative gearing will cost the federal budget an additional $546 million this year, which is more than Labor intends to spend from the HAFF every year
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can't believe the person who sold refugees up the river over medevac is a racist
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managed to get a vaccine today despite being relatively young and healthy by showing my greens membership card. the nurse told me they're denying it to Liberal voters
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Another tailored blue suit. This will annoy just the right people.
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i enjoying mysekf in hawaii, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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Taking a selfie with the Biloela family before sending them the bill for their imprisonment
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I think Labor should provide a list of the seats in which other parties are allowed to run.
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Coulda put a Green on the ABC panel instead of just letting the others sook about us tbh
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This is the Boomers' country. The rest of us just live here.
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Van Badham thread: I know you are mad about the Religious Discrim Bill, so please read this 1/
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and that's why trans people don't matter 💅 37/
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Queenslanders complaining to Tasmanians about cold weather
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There is no better endorsement in Australian politics than being disliked by young Labor right people
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that rental income and capital gains are the result of hard work
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if Kayo sports has a million haters, then i am one of them. if it has ten haters, then i am one of them. if it has only one hater then that is me. if Kayo sports has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves Kayo sports, then i am against the world.
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A lot of people mocking the $10 price are skirting very close to an epiphany about all AFL membership figures.
Tasmania Football club have had 67,000 people pay $10 to become Foundation members in the 14 hours since they launched.
@agerealfooty
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I am holding a candlelight vigil for this multimillionaire who in a few years won’t be able to pay a lower marginal tax rate than minimum wage workers in order to build a massive estate for his children.
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we're less than ten years from a major american fast food chain releasing a "banh mi" which is going to be a hot dog with cheese in garlic bread
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What I love about donations data day is realising how cheap it is to buy policy outcomes from the major parties. Like for less than the price of the average Sydney apartment you can buy the right to pollute for another century, despite having lost all social licence.
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No offence to dark mofo tourists but a lot of you are Visibly From Melbourne
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let's be real. who are you most looking forward to losing tomorrow night?
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Labor should create a Ukraine Defence Future Fund, invest some money in the stock market and then spend the returns on tanks in a few years
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Why the bimbocore aesthetic is the path to weaponising the social performance of the ageing woman
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Love it when they give a volunteer a full time role 🙂
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🚨| Taylor Swift at tonight's show of 'The Eras Tour'!
#MelbourneTSTheErasTour
"Melbourne, you're the LOVE OF MY LIFE!"
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RIP to an absolute hero of the left, a man with courage and optimism. He leaves a fierce legacy. Vale a red-green king.
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Tax cuts for the rich $254,000,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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