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love iwtv twitter someone will be like “he is my princess diana” and the he in question is south asian hannibal lecter
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i can hear it callin’
What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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congratulations to all the old man yaoi coke dealers and deranged freaksickos and also bisexuals for winning this very specific lottery
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something hilarious about sm entertainment trying to convince wayv that they’re relatively nugu while the most streamed song by an nct unit is a wayv song
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when he announces his relationship i’m not going to be all “so happy for him” like the rest of you guys i’m walking into oncoming traffic and k!lling myself that’s it
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him raising his voice at INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL is so funny he wanted daniel to hear that shit and daniel was fighting for his life
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assad they could never make me hate you i’m afraid
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loudaniel funniest dynamic in the entire show to me. daniel spends the entire season trying to get louis to see that he’s being played. daniel implodes louis’ marriage. louis leaves his specialest lamb in the gaping maw of the wolf and says “don’t kill him”. real tv
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absolutely no reason for him to be shackled to an employment contract from sm entertainment. he should be lounging on furniture in skimpy clothes living off the dime of a rich man who’s fond of him for his eccentric but vivid personality and being hand-fed grapes
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this entire episode was just bullet after bullet after bullet but “come, come. i’ll hold you. you rest now” hit my psyche worse that coke hit the streets of miami in the 80s
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no reason for this face to be held hostage by an employment contract to the hellscape corporate dungeon that is sm ent he should be laid up on a chaise sofa wearing skimpy clothes being hand fed crunchy green grapes by a rich man who’s become enamored by his dry wit and charm
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“do you play fortnight” no but he knows joy. he knows whimsy. he knows to find the light in the mundane
this makes me want to leap from the tallest building in my city
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making sure i don’t end myself while studying by pulling up google search images of yangyang on my laptop so i remember who i’m doing this for
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he’s like if the most beautiful man in the world was held hostage to an employment contract to the worst entertainment company in the world
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the subtle inflection in his tone to match how daniel says it is so funny like unfortunately for both of them they are on each other’s last nerve and armand wants that old man in ways that could boggle the imagination of the average man and both these facts are mutually exclusive
the eye fucking here was absolutely insane like if them even vaguely bickering was this hot I cannot even begin to imagine what a full on hate sex scene would be like bc I'd faint
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daniel saying “i could be on my knees in a second” followed by armand actually making him do it was insane like whoooooo up and snorting a line of psychosexual torture of the mind and spirit as foreplay
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kun: i could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; i would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. i would know him in death, at the end of the world
hendery: he had Eyebrows. one might say
my first impression of xiaojun
🐻 instantly familar
🐱 singing machine
🐥 great singer
🦄 thick eyebrows
🐑 extreme extrovert
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wayv i never doubted you when you said you’d be coming back soon (i doubted you every step of the way)
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they call ten 007 (0 misses 0 fumbles 7 masters degrees in the study of slaysia from the university of cuntington)
TEN 'Performance Film : 10’
【TEN - The 1st Mini Album】
➫ 2024.02.13 6PM (KST)
Pre-order
#TEN
#李永钦 #텐
#Water
#Dangerous
#NCT
#WayV
#威神V
#Nightwalker
#TEN_Nightwalker
#TEN_TEN
#NCT_TEN_TEN
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outfits are giving instagram microinfluencer, elderly grandmother worried about arthritis in the winter, millennial seeking employment amidst the job market crash, helen of troy and your cousins on your dad’s side who post 5 second videos of him doing vape tricks on insta stories
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hendery and kun are very likely to get canceled on weishennie twitter if they ever went undercover but for wildly different reasons. kun would quote “let’s all be nice to each other” on an inflammatory tweet and get booed meanwhile hendery would rt yaoi fanart of him and winwin
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been on weishennie twitter so long i truly believed this was a recipe to cook yangyang
yangyang’s haidilao sauce!
- 1 scoop chopped onion
- 1 scoop coriander
- 2 scoops beef pieces
- 2 scoops crushed peanuts
- 1 scoop chilli powder
- 5 scoops chilli oil
- 1 scoop oyster sauce
- 3 scoops sesame
- 1 scoop thai chilli
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i love watching dan and phil react to kpop because dan will give thoughtful interesting criticism and praise in equal measures and phil will be like wow … they dance so well … awesome hair …
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may allah guide them to employment soon ❤️
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hendery's diagnosed with the same disease younger siblings everywhere have where they have more than one older sibling and then spend the rest of their lives looking for a little sibling to push around
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love putting wayv on shuffle because one minute you’re listening to them sing about how fraught and loveless their life has been since they got fucked over by the love of their life and they’re on their hands on knees begging to be loved again. and the next song is about ass
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variety shows: do you guys have any fun tricks to show to the fans
someone in wayv every goddamn time for some reason:
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KUNTENSERVEN
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congratulations to xiaojun’s audience of horny lesbians and queer women. you won today and likely you’ll win tomorrow as well
WE'RE GONNA GET A WHOLE CONTENT WITH THIS I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RN &(9;&!!/&@@?
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born to be gay and beautiful forced to work for a living
the dead look dan has behind his eyes every time they do ads i can’t
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kinda crazy how if you ask a white gay they’ll say buck is more queer-coded than eddie but if you ask a queer person of color specifically anyone who was raise religious they’ll see right through eddie like he’s transparent
just had someone try to tell me buck is queer coded but eddie isn’t…unserious. like eddie is one of the MOST queer coded characters i’ve ever seen and you are lying to yourself if you say he’s not at all
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hoping the daniel turning was sick and depraved i hope daniel felt desire like knives when armand bit him and i hope armand made an obscene noise when daniel’s mouth closed on the line of his wrist to take his blood like whooooo up doing lines of this like it’s coke
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he really left his specialest boy in the apartment with his deeply unstable ex and said hey don’t kill this guy and armand said watch this and did worse. truly there’s nothing like that dubai penthouse dysfunction
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fuck the monarchy (literal)
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he’s like if bambi made a wish on a star to be a bisexual gaslighter
he’s got the spirit of a cartoon character that suddenly gets enlarged sparkly eyes when they’re upset or pleading .
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i agree btw that IS princess diana that is helen of troy that is princess babygirl head of wifeguy department. the vampire armand you will always be famous
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might be a wild concept to some people who are chronically online and obsessive about celebrities to the point of insanity. but some people really just have supportive friends who want to see them succeed
is this not the same loser who made that misleading tweet about kn last year 🥴
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no rizz just gigantic boba eyes and a mouth that can’t stop implying that he has gay sex with his bandmate
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my roman empire is actually how dan never does shit in halves. he is incapable of being nonchalant about anything ever. he is passionate and obsessive and the exact opposite of chill. at his heart he is truly just a gemini girl
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4000 dead 7000 injured and an additional 18000 unaccounted for
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acts of psychological terrorism and flashes of a memory from a time he barely remembers kicking his ass aside daniel’s better than me fr i would’ve asked what are we
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one thing about sm entertainment they’ll find a way to say fuck wayv somehow
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don’t ever let anyone saying that you can’t get men pregnant stop you from trying. six times with six different men. all of who are in the same group
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he hates his employers, he can’t help but be disdainful of them to other people and he uses his salary to buy a Little Treat or a Whimsical Trinket whenever his heart desires. hendery’s representation for so many of us
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that’s phil he loves his personal space and that’s dan he ALSO loves phil’s personal space
They are dan and phil. Of course, they are going to sit as close as possible in any situation
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weishen v absurd question poll for weishennies who might need to live laugh love: a thread
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actually they still wouldn’t! nct 127 had a chinese member and currently has a japanese member and nct dream has two chinese members and yet they get treated like dirt by the company and the fanbase. sm will always favor the korean members over foreigners stop being obtuse lmao
if wayv had “nct” in their name they’d be treated so much better by both the fans and the company alike
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maddie and eddie born to have an insane platonic connection over the bittersweet struggle of wanting to be better for their children than their parents were for them, forced to be acquaintances who see each a other once every three weeks usually involving buck
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whenever czennies 💚 talk about the “founding members” they just mean the korean ones. they’ve never seen ten as anything but an extension of these members and that’s devastating considering the artist he is today not because of sm but in spite of sm
they have absolutely zero respect for one of the "founding members" of the whole brand. ten has been here from the very start and even for his own (very overdue) solo album they still wont let him have this moment fully to himself???
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everybody in these quotes viewing him with lust-filled gazes ... name at least two homoerotic workplace situationships he's engaged in the last three years. name two instances of him consuming dog food. what do YOU know about the time he gave a handjob to a faucet
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would give anything to see loudaniel kiss with tongue on my screen next season. if anyone cares
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@danisnotanun
can’t believe amazingphil carried youtube in the mid-2010s and all he got for it was gay on gay crime (ellen stealing truth bombs) and an excessive amount of exposure to heterosexual men
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this was the first song we got from them after the company-mandated wayv unemployment hiatus one might argue it deserves to be top 10 solely for its historical significance and also the stupid amount of cunt yangyang serves in it
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see you guys this december when everyone is scrambling during awards season and another unit has a christmas album lined up
op asked about wayv's comeback
🐈⬛ oh.. won't it be out soon? I think it'll be released within this year
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mr anderson saying he does not care for loumand publicly is just making me sink my teeth into it more because one thing about me i will never let A MAN FROM BRISTOL influence my views opinions and thoughts
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c-wzns carry the burden of not only being the ones who suffer the most without having wayv activities outside of korea regularly but also the burden of being the funniest people ever
🐻: my skiing has improved
🐻: just that my posture is still abit bad hahaha
👤: no problem, in my eyes you are handsome even if you are taking a shit
🐻: no need for that
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like huh guys it’s almost like wayv have the potential to achieve great things if only their company didn’t insist on locking them in a basement 11 out of 12 months a year
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chenle gets solo employed once a year and everyone’s crying nepotism like he isn’t one of the best vocalists in nct as a whole … like if he has a singing gig it’s not because he’s got nepo pull it’s because he can actually sing
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him when he was told that she’s a 10 but she doesn’t speak his language
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happy fifth year debut anniversary to my wayv every day sm entertainment conspires to put you through trials that would’ve forced hercules to give up and every day you get back up and do what you love anyway
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you’d really think he hates being in this group the way his fans act like it’s the worst thing that happened to him meanwhile the same fans who make wayv out to be villains at every turn are obsessed with seeing him with members from other units
fuckass members spoiling a group cb when the member from the country they’re in right now is having a solo with no teasers out yet and the group fandom being the annoying fucks they are everybody being annoying i wanna disappear
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love how we as a society refer to them like dan and phil is the name of their two person kpop subunit from a bigger kpop group. irene and seulgi. ten and yangyang. kun and xiaojun. moonbin and sanha. dan and phil
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please don’t ratio him it’s almost international women’s day
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girl daniel doesn’t care about your opinion of him he’s too busy trying to escape the saw trap you and your husband have made out of his temporary accommodations by unwillingly promoting him to your couple’s therapist
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nctzens love them a pretty boy until it’s one who can actually carry a note
context: mds volunteers handing taeil banners and everyone seem to enjoy hoarding banners. one czennie went in line and theyre just HMMMMM like they were “kinda” disappointed that it was ti
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call the vampire lestat 007 the way he topped 0 charts has 0 streams and 7 cheating allegations
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his beautiful eyes, his workplace-inappropriate attire that would get HR called on him, his inappropriate conduct with his boss and his boss’ autobiographer, his polite cat demeanor and his nefarious motives have bewitched me heart and soul
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ten’s got such a good face card i’m so mad. he does regular stuff like empty his cat litter and hit his vape and say thank you to the delivery guy and the whole time he looks like god put in the same effort he put into the garden of eden into constructing his face
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devil’s minion reverse-chase is literally the dynamic of all time to me like yeah that’s the vampire armand who is so powerful the sun doesn’t affect him. and that’s his controversially young fledgeling he has increasingly weird tension with daniel,
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my favorite failspouses and the plushie toy they leave in the tub to soak and then toss at the wall to listen to the extremely loud thudding sound it makes against brick
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everyone doing explanations in the qrts so i’m just gonna take one for the team and say k¥$
'cpop' and it's just a song from korean oriented boygroup singing cantophonic kpop
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wayv they can always stunt your promotional activities and gaslight you into believing you’re unpopular but they can never make you stop serving timeless pussy on a mini album
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maybe king charles’ dying wish was to meet the guy praying on his downfall did we ever think about that
they just snuck someone in a hooded jacket into the theater before letting all of us in. who do we think it is. im clowning and thinking it’s phil
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zero promotions zero backing from a company praying on his downfall akgaes of other members up his ass and at the end of the day he still wins … how do you say father in korean
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the talking stage never stops when your controversially young fledgeling yaps for a living
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male fans of wayv seeing Pretentious Bisexual With Dimples And A Parasocial Relationship With Jay Chou and Massive Void-Like Eyes Goofy Guy Disease Haver: you’re coming home with me
I saw some magatron/weizhentian sharing events photos, I found a funny thing, why Chinese megatron's biases are always Kun and Hendery, fanboys love the two members so much omg😂
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the audacity some people have acting like winwin prioritizes his solo activities over wayv when there’s a video of his eyes lighting up after being asked by an interviewer about wayv activities at one of his solo gigs is crazy
“ww doesn’t care about wayv he’s never there” anyone who has been keeping up with winwin knows he’s juggling both individual and group activities to the best of his abilities he’s constantly travelling back and forth with little rest and yet ppl are so mean to him damn
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i have two hands one for my future girlfriend and the other for weishen v liu yangyang
do you guys think it’s cheating to be in a relationship and still repost edits of kpop idols?? because i don’t personally see a direct problem with it but people on tiktok are so mad about it
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obsessed with these lines from tva btw. armand king of never standing on business
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when your card declines in therapy and they take you back to the 2021/2022 wayv hiatus where wayv had to repeatedly reassure us that they weren’t going anywhere and they they’d come back while sm did nothing for either them or us
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@shadypml
of all the hot 2d men to hitch his wagon to he chose the gay autistic one with not one but TWO ambiguous homoerotic friendships of varying distressing degrees. at some point you just have to put some respect to his name idk
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allah please take away my suffering increase it by tenfold for every woman he’s ever had the audacity to exploit increase it by another tenfold for every song he’s ruined with his inadequacy and lack of talent and hand all of it to *****
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every time this clip makes a round on the tl i feel compelled to say that this interaction is at least ten bodies
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bad alive: RAHHHH 🔥🔥 THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES 🔥🔥🔥 TRUST NO BITCH GET YOUR BAG UP 💸 🔥🥶
all for love: do you ever get the feeling that you might be fundamentally unlovable
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happy 2024 everyone get your ass up it's WEISHEN V powerpoint o'clock
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mr. president a second wave of parasocial yearning for a man who will never be their boyfriend has hit the streets of hengniville
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truly there’s nothing like the sound of two bisexual men beefing about their fractured situationship from half a century ago and being increasingly weird about each other
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one thing about taeil guys i’ve never had to log into twitter and defend him from the bad at his job allegations
taeil's voice is so gorgeous and pleasing to the ears, i don't blame drama directors for being obsessed with it. it's the kind of voice that makes you stop in your tracks because it's just so beautiful
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randomly remembered that wayv are going to have a concert this year
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sarcastically replying to a sixteen year old rightfully calling your behavior questionable when you could be using your account to rt resources to help palestinians is definitely a choice!
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