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don't be afraid just start the tape, you will always be a certified classic... a thriller episode of ALL time
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This has like the reverse effect of putting actors with a chronic tiktok face in period costumes . like that is not a man in a t shirt holding a dog . that is a shepherd who was present when christ was born in a stable
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idk ask HER
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Tom and shiv could divorce but whatever the hell is going on with them is funnier
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he’s so right for this. a lot of the language used in the show is so hard to pull off without theater experience and cadence (or else you’d get dull/forced line deliveries). u need the kind of freak like assad who can walk down a street causally & start monologuing hamlet
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#iwtv
Rolin explains that theater actors are particularly attractive to him for the roles of Gabrielle, Marius and Akasha. He also talks about the expensive audition process and three scenes he wrote for Joseph Potter (Nicki).
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daniel: he didn’t witness the play he directed the play
armand:
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rubbing himself on the arm like he’s consoling himself gawdddd he went to the university of manipulative sadboi tactics
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assad zaman has now been crowned as the mona lisa for the most annoying gay people you know amen
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iwtv is not a show where u debate who is more evil or good than the other. it is about choosing your favorite feral cat that you want to adopt from the pet shop at your own risk
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he’s like if princess diana was also regina george and kind of sharpay evans all meshed into the brain of hannibal lecter and granted the power of immortality
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For a man who’s pretty good at reading minds armand is genuinely horrendous at reading the room
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during my first time watching I was loike whys louis assistant way too good looking for a 5 second role 😭 girl come back I wanna hear u keep talking abt an electronic mailbox
i feel like i was cat fished for years bc who the fuck is this man
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i think this should be lestats first single . no more rockstar. let him be his full blown european self.
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he names them after all his murdered coven members <3
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obsessed that Armand’s like this bottle of ancient powerful energy and oftentimes he just resorts to being an calm statuesque figure or a wounded victim who doesn’t take action but then he explodes and he’s the scariest most powerful creature in the room it’s so satisfying to ME
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can’t a girl have a human fidget spinner when she’s upset :(
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mr zaman your anxious demeanor stuttering voice squeaking yeahs and nervous hand movements have bewitched me
he really is a baby deer to me if a baby deer could talk and get shy during interviews
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“Armand isn’t funny” he fumbled the prettiest princess helen troy of the vampire world because of Peer Pressure from theater kids
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him saying fascinating in different intensities is my cocomelon
i, too, would spiral if i was called boring and was told that 10 hours he spent with a journalist was more fascinating than decades with me 😭😭
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armand during the dubai interview whenever his crimes r about to be brought up
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Can’t believe armand was pretending to be a mortal here he licherally looks like a renaissance painting photoshopped next to daniel and louis 😭 that is a face that has never seen an electric outlet
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for some reason every time I see this, in my head he’s saying should we throw a party should we invite bella hadid
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they look like a queer indie pop duo with 500 monthly listeners on spotify
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armand on his shared netflix account with louis after the divorce
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my dear professor in cuntology with a phd in aegyoism, high honors for serving face, and a dissertation on old man yaoi
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he was not playing around w the facial expressions like! u can see the internally held panic the mask falling off whew assad zaman the actor that u are
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armand following daniel while he hosts the lestat world tour documentary
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the armand soul possession is taking place in this pic btw
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imagine ur millionaire boss doing an impression of u in front of a famous journalist for no clear reason and acted up like this... i woulda risked my life to start airing his dirty business to the talamasca too
Rashid was probably so embarrassed his image was being slandered by a exhibitionist twink
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he’s lichrally a walking fossil in a human costume ik he was looking at daniel thinking kids have it so easy these days you see in my day and age we had to fight dinosaurs on the way to the school
also to give y'all an idea of how old and powerful armand is, armand was older in 1794 when he met lestat in paris than either lestat or louis are by 2022
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Wish we could see assad’s Very Extra armand audition tape where he asked his friend to film him on an empty theater stage reciting santiago’s monologue and then got kicked out by security bc they weren’t allowed to be there
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they made it a mission to be as annoying as possible
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male yearned so hard he’d literally assist in orchestrating ur death if u didn’t explicitly reciprocate your feelings
does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?
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he doesn’t have an emmy
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am I as boring as the blather committed onto the ferric tapes of your fascinating boy is such a hilarious line bc louis is out there calling armand boring as fuck like pillow and he responds like a knight summoned to battle in the middle ages
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he was finding the perfect angle to look sad and regretful
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I think we deserve a 2 hour assad zaman interview while playing w puppies on buzz feed or whatever
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He was chomping hard to keep those tiny ass fangs from coming out 😭😭😭
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Daniel going boink in the back I swear if u added cartoon sound effects this would pass as a comedy 😭😭😭
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this is one of my fav scenes he was speedrunning like 40 facial expressions here… mr armand de statue no longer able to keep still, everything scrambling internally is now bubbling out, he is transforming into a gremlin etc etc
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girl no one is listening to u talk abt that damn curfew
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coming out of the rat sewers to see ur crush perform in a space that triggers sensory overload he’s just like me in parties
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assad zaman first thought he would play an assistant character with 5 minutes of screen time and wouldn’t have auditioned for a bigger role bc it was too daunting well ! thank god he was lied to
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me when it’s too late to back out of an amusement park ride that I was peer pressured to join
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Ik it’s their job but I’m v obsessed when actors irl and their character form a perfectly contrasting duality like woah that’s not u that’s ur evil twin who was hiding in the basement for 20 years
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Armand writing on his arm in cunty cursive and then turning him into a vampire so he can’t erase would be funny asf
i’m 99% sure that’s daniel’s/eric’s arm: my very serious analysis:
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the annoying rich couple that don’t play about weekly pilates
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his rashid face card is so insanely angelic like that’s the face u meet at the gates of heaven the kind of face that looks like it was trapped in a biblical painting
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the weird world of
#BARRYHBO
: a tribute to the last season of my favorite dark comedy
— bill hader as barry berkman, sarah goldberg as sally reed, anthony carrigan as noho hank, henry wrinkler as gene, stephen root as fuches
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when assad said he didn’t blink much for his role so that he’d appear less human … so real of him now armand is a silly pet cat to us
obsessed with this slow blinking thing he sometimes does. hello almond are you there ?????
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yall will never guess what this goofy ass mf was saying in these interviews
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the vampire armand in the style of moominvalley (he’s evil snufkin)
#iwtv
#interviewwiththevampire
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Armand in the editing room of Daniel’s brain using mind control photoshop to desaturate his eyes
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one of the funniest armand moments was when he called the sun a “mediocre star” compared to his 500 years of vampiric experience in front of daniel he was rlly trying to beat the boring allegations from the get go
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He’s so androgynous he’s like if a demon and an angel had a baby
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the entire line outside the arctic monkeys manila show rn
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I’m not arguing with a pretty cult leader who is probably lobotomizing me with his giant lazer eyes that looks like they could go zap zap
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assad what is the secret to radiating a ball of sunshine energy
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Sorry that I’m a beautiful vampire witch siren mermaid dragon fairy elven princess shapeshifting queen mother
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armand de nothing ur so pretty but babe ur not gonna die from giggling let that giggle out my brother in satan there’s no curfew for that
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vampirification goes crazy but he keeps that silly in him
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UPDATE: I found his upgraded armandified linkedin icon
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it’s mostly just focused on his face and the subtleties in his expressions give u the feel of watching multiple flashbacks and waves of his conflicting emotions it’s amazing how his delivery of the script elevates it beyond just being a narration of past events
#iwtvspoilers
assad zaman i will get you that fucking emmy i started bawling my eyes out the second he said amadeo
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knowing how assad is in interviews ik he was giggling and giving himself a pat on the back with this caption
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oh to be caressed by a beautiful immortal softly telling you to commit sewercide <3
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his bambi eyes and ancient god face card and unlimited rizz has enchanted my soul
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idk i just think it’s kinda off putting that we have to drink out of paper straws while lestat is flying around the world in a private jet.
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my pretty doll who glitches by blinking halfway when she is on the verge of flop breakthrough
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this is yalls dangerous vampiric theater club leader????
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the show promo tryna insert white ppl into everything like whys santiago the bus driver all of a sudden
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just me him and his giant bambi eyes flickering in papas orchard please
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Me showing up at sdcc to vandaliz3 the door outside the elevator
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pet the apocalyptic kitty at your own risk for 77 years of bad luck 👇 👇 👇
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daniel 1899 watching his wife fall in love with someone else on the 324th simulation loop
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#ARMAND
: he has 514 years worth of mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces
#interviewwiththevampire
#iwtv
#iwtvs2
#iwtvfanart
#assadzaman
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