friendly reminder he bleached his hair himself. in a public restroom. and then did the nasty with a dude. then ate him. in the span of one evening. icon x
i can't decide if daniel is more of a freak for offering a bj to the guy torturing him or if armand is freakier for not wasting a nanosecond amd sending him to his knees instantly
ticket(s)... plural... who did you take with you to the vampire lestat concert, daniel????? who did. WhO did you take to the concert???? DANIEL. daniel. DANIEL WHO DID YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO THE VAMPIRE LESTAT CONCERT DANIEL ANSWER ME DANIEL -
unrelated but it's so funny that armand is all suave and smooth but he pokes himself in the eye with the sunglasses while daniel actually takes them off cuntily and effortlesy.... they're so perfect for each other
the eye fucking here was absolutely insane like if them even vaguely bickering was this hot I cannot even begin to imagine what a full on hate sex scene would be like bc I'd faint
"and what did she say when you asked her to marry you?" AND THE ARMAND FLASHBACK HITS EXACTLY IN THAT MOMENT????? AND THE CAMERA PANS TO PRESENT DAY ARMAND WHO LOOKS LIKE A SAD KICKED PUPPY??????? past dm happened it's canon it's more than canon at this point
good omens is literally the weirdest fandom ever, because nowhere else do people go back to canon to recover from the trauma of fanfiction, it's usually the other way around
can we talk about how insane this line is? because it reads as armand as death personified, daniel tied to him ever since birth, only for daniel to both die at his hand AND also cheat death because of armand himself. the self appointed harbinger of death giving him eternal life -
as a hardcore dm truther, NOTHING. and I truly mean NOTHING. AND NO ONE. ON EARTH. will ever look this cunt. E V E R. the sunglasses. the coat. the vest. like I'm truly shaking and sweating just by thinking about this look I need him more than carnally, more than metaphysically
AND WHEN WE GET THE DANIEL TURNING SCENE AND ARMAND SEES HIMSELF THROUGH DANIEL'S EYES AND THERE ARE SO MANY FLEETING WARM MOMENTS LIKE THESE AND I JUST FLING MYSELF INTO THE FUCKING SUN -
idk how it would fit in, but i desperately need s3 to give me an awkward scene with daniel, louis and armand in a car while a lestat song blares from the radio
the way armand very obviously struggles with making the decision to soothe daniel a bit here is making me want to tear my head from my shoulders, especially since what he says is so. like how would you even know that? what do you mean by that? canon past dm is soooo coming in s3
daniel is the physical embodiment of "i don't abuse substances, they abuse me, did you ever think about that?" and then the substances is armand de nothing
#DoctorWho
showrunner and writer Russell T Davies says his Doctors "weren’t exactly the straightest men in the past."
"You’re talking about someone who does have a lightness and a joy about him that, to me, chimes with queer energy."
every interaction between them so far has been devil's minion
every interaction between them so far has been devil's minion
every interaction between them so far has been devil's minion
every interaction between them so far has been devil's minion
look. I'm a top daniel molloy truther first and a human second. but top armand...... unfortunately. it does have a little kick to it. and by little I mean it makes me want to crawl on my belly and start hissing like I'm possessed
LOOK Y'ALL MAYBE I'M CLOWNING BUT what if nicola coughlan is the next master???? she's a terrific actress and it would fit the little "coincidence similarity" thing the master has going on... like???
off topic but armand's facial expressions when daniel pisses him off are everything to me... the sneers, the tongue-in-cheek, the half-feral smirks, the winces, the headaches.... this is cinema, baby, assad zaman you are so adored by me
how can you hate him when his special interests are canonically sci fi, film, kitchen appliances, planes, art, video games, and brainwashing people into loving him forever?
armand was so freaky for that lustful ass smile right in front of daniel's salad too like what 😭😭😭😭😭 louis was slurping him dry and bro was busy making bedroom eyes