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@cighornyweaver

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@cighornyweaver
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2 months
Feeling sexual at the junk yard
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5 months
I need a pet bird or a sugar daddy or both
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6 months
Need a sugar daddy to DoorDash me some cake from the bakery rn
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1 year
Versace by Miesel obv, also I can spell medieval without hesitation now!
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@beyzanurapaydin
beyza is with chandler
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What’s an editorial that delivered in every single category?? (photography, styling, production/set design, art direction, models, storytelling...)
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@cighornyweaver
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10 months
I need Xanax
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
Idk where I’m going with this but west village is mustard and east village is ketchup. Hope this helps
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1 year
Ur dad in 1988
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2 months
Texting my mom to tell her my tweet “feeling sexual at the junkyard” has 2 million views
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2 months
Not them at the karaoke bar where Michael and I had birthday karaoke!!!
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2 months
“That’s my baby daddy.Period”
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2 years
Need to have a party where everyone wears a bikini and a reality tv show mic
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1 year
ME ACTUALLY. LIKE ACTUALLY
@tyler02020202
tyler
1 year
wait who won the twinks vs dolls cigarette race
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@cighornyweaver
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10 months
Does this magenta cashmere sweater make me look gay
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2 years
Going to a Hetero engagement party at a sports bar in midtown for my loathsome cousin. Everyone’s been shit talking his fiancé for months! Should be interesting
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@cighornyweaver
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7 months
Do you ever wake up craving a toasted corn muffin with butter like so hard? Like all I can think about is toasted corn muffin with butter
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
LOVED walking around the rave with an iced coffee and ppl being like “omg where’d you get that??” And I’d be like “the store”
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@cighornyweaver
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6 months
I’m the Edith Piaf of Myrtle broadway
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@cighornyweaver
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6 months
Dear g train diva, yes it’s Brooklyn - but how are you still wearing backless garden clogs on a snowy day?
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
Just found out my boss’ teenage son has a punk band called Gay Boys in Bondage
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@cighornyweaver
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2 months
My Ashkenazi ancestors:
@HUXTABLEJULIANA
MATURE PROFESSIONAL
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IN WARSAW ABOUT TO CARRY
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
Rotisserie chicken in the citibike basket
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1 year
I love desk accessory
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5 months
Adele is an Amazing Singer.
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
When I receive my Uggs in the mail that will be a huge win for the community! 🌈
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2 years
eBay hinge Zillow twitter rinse and repeat
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4 months
Bitch that’s my friend josh!!
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julie
4 months
what the fuck was his deal
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2 years
HEY SLUR SISTER AINT THAT LEIGHTON MEESTER ON THE RADIO STEREO
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
Making a quick pit stop at the Aimless Longing for What Could Have Been Store, anyone need anything?
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2 years
Drag queen named Kay Sera Sera
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7 months
My boss is buying us Thai food today because he feels bad that he made a racist accent impression yesterday
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2 years
I’m gonna start a nonprofit called Broccoli FOR GIRLS
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2 years
Gonna be saying “gorsh!” In goofy voice all 2023
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
Dr. Bronners peppermint in the wintertime got my booty hole feeling like Tilda Swinton in the Narnia movies
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
I won the online auction for the Duchamp print I wanted… if anyone even cares….
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
Bella hadid should play Franny in a film version of Franny and Zooey. This would make me finally feel something I hope
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1 year
I was so art déco out on the floor ln
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2 months
Need a cunty compact mirror for the commute to work. Just to look at my self not to make any adjustments or anything
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4 months
Pulling up in this fit
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@cighornyweaver
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18 days
Need an anklet YESTERDAY. ETSY DOT COM SLASH ANKLET
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2 years
Spreading myself so thin (skinny)
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2 years
Drag name: Comedy N. Sues
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1 year
He always knows just what to say ❤️
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2 years
Looking at apartments in bk but what I’m picturing myself living in is something quite Parisian really…..
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
She dresses like a drawing a 13 year old girl would make on a sheet of lined paper
@saintdemie
DUDA
2 years
madison beer in serpenti's 'bellina' mini dress
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9 months
Ppl on the street are being weird w me. For example a guy just shimmied his shoulders at me
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6 months
That’s josh
@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
6 months
George Harrison did a selfie in 1966 and it's still one of the greatest ever.
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1 year
This tweet is dedicated to the guy at the rave who I asked for a piece of gum from and he pulled it out from his mouth and bit in half and put the other half in my mouth!
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8 months
My favorite part of every day is when I lay in bed unable to sleep so I think about what I want out of life and what I should wear tomorrow and whether or not I feel lonely at that moment and what I’m grateful for and who I forgot to text back
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
Just found out my boss Stephen’s old boss named Stephen’s old boss was named stephen
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@cighornyweaver
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Basement mascot
@mondomascots
Mondo Mascots
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The mascot for the Japanese rock trio Yabai T-Shirts-yasan is a sentient tank top named Tank Top-kun.
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3 months
Last note on the quake… imagine witnessing a chandelier factory shaking about.. it was really something
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1 month
Mommy
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
practicing Radical Scent-Based Mindfulness © at Penn Station rn
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2 months
Out: twink In: think 🧠
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
My parents can’t go ONE NIGHT without showing me an SNL skit on their phone at the dinner table
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@cighornyweaver
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2 months
i am in possession of the blueprints of the home of one of the most powerful people in the world. No cap
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2 years
John Wilkes boots the house mama
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@cighornyweaver
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3 months
Just tripped on a literal dreidel on the ground in bed stuy
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@cighornyweaver
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5 months
It’s so beautiful living in a world of my own delusion and getting to watch you all, in your own little constructed worlds of delusion too. What a gift!
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1 year
Gonna start commenting “idc” on people’s Instagram posts at random
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6 months
Drag name Edie M.
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1 year
I have been saying this
@evemmore
re: emma
1 year
being divorced before thirty is so chic sorry
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2 years
Well folx it goes without saying…. I’m a tulip in a cup
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2 years
Ugh I want pink berry! FML
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4 months
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ISO someone to be my mirror, to reflect what I am, in case I don’t know.
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1 year
HATE when children do that thing where they cough while sticking their tongue out
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
Wait I literally just realized my prefrontal cortex isn’t fully developed for another year… kind of a slay, but also explains a lot! Cowabunga
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@cighornyweaver
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2 years
I ❤️ Techno ✌️ I’m gonna get a puppy n name it techno !
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2 years
I’d hate if someone came to my job and physically assaulted me rendering me unable to work…😉
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1 year
Drag name: Boots Anne Cats Anne Boots Anne Cats Anne
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@turnandstomp And we need to celebrate that.
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
Being gay means that sometimes the guy who’s dick u sucked at a party in Berlin is in a group art show w the creepy older guy who tried to fuck you when you were interning for him at 15
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10 months
Etymology makes my pu$$y wet
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1 year
I know a lot of women like this
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2 years
I pay enough taxes that there should be full length mirrors on the subway platform
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1 month
Wait no cause I deadass went to high school w girl in top right pic. Her name is Alex
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casey 🫧
1 month
Historical Imagery: Nene Leakes rides the subway for the first time (2012)
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1 year
From my exhaustive list of all my genders !
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@fakebabylamb
baby ken
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search “faggot” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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@beyonceseyelid
Mr. Thing (illusion panel hater)
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Who are some of your favorite fashion duos?
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1 year
Bitch why am I on these faggots’ close friend stories. Why?
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2 years
I’m gonna win a Pulitzer for my short story about the monkey pox clinic
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My mom is a diva but not the kind that wants to get manicures with me (pay for my manicure)
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John won’t give me his location but I have him starred on Grindr so I have to guess where he is by how far away he is from me
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5 months
My targeted ads are like do u want this little brown duck from eBay and I’m like honestly, no
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2 years
Haircuts a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have ……
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
😓 back again
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2 years
Laundry day! Wearing ex-boyfriends underwear
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2 years
It’s so hard being a girl when you’re also a gay guy
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Oy vey!
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1 year
You and Julio were doing WHAT down by the schoolyard???!!
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7 months
Eating such a beautiful bowl of granola with yogurt, olive oil, honey, fruit, salt, and cinnamon. Waves of euphoric joy rushing over me
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2 years
My mom randomly texted me to tell me I’m handsome and honestly yeah it did make me feel better
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8 months
Wish I was a kid again so I could choreograph a dance to perform in front of an audience of 5/6 close friends
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1 year
You see my outfit you think oh he seems like a chill gay guy. Then you see my vintage purse you think wow is that Grace Kelly???
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@cighornyweaver
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1 year
i AM a hater. And a lover, sucker n fucker, fighter, wanderer, sucker AND fucker. Did I mention sucker?
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4 months
This but with the Ugly Betty Guadalajara poncho
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8 months
These and some Brandy Melville 😍
@wikivictorian
WikiVictorian
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Boots, 1917. The MET.
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2 years
Today I am best supporting actor in a movie about Women
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2 years
Reading this information sent a shiver of cold brutal nostalgia down my spine
@SkyFUpdates
Sky Ferreira Updates
2 years
It’s been 10 whole years. Everything is Embarrassing, a decade old today 💕✨
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2 months
Sorry I get so emotional when I get hate crimed
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